This pic dates back to Burning Man-- but it's pretty much where I am right now... Reflecting upon a stellar 2013, with an excellent inkling about 2014!

Obligatory Punta pic.

Too hot for clothes. @Casa Pueblo

...into Urdhva.

Drop-back..

My new trick!

Mate y música en la playa = una muy feliz Navidad!

My dear dad with his ridiculous, new, bolo tie!

Last minute stocking-stuffer for anyone who'd like to ash on me. (I know a few!)

Made it into Imgur this morning:

http://imgur.com/gallery/r8iR9

Wish you all were here in Punta del Este with me!

GENTE!! DESCULPE! NÃO CONSEGUI CONHECER A NEGUEM--SÓ CHOPP COM PÃO DE QUEIJO. GOSTOSO, AUNQUE NÃO TANTO COMO VOCÊS!!

BOM DIA, BRASIL!

Made a few funny faces on TV last night, and my IMDb star meter shot up to an all-time high of 46. #RealityDoesNotBite

I may or may not be on "Shahs of Sunset" tonight. Just depends on how cute & witty I seem.

I've been naughty, Krampus!

"Keynote Speaker" has such a nice ring!

http://crippingthecon.com/2014-keynote-speaker-naomi-grossman/

I'd say more, but I signed an NDA...

Enjoying being on the other end of the judicial process!

http://comedyninja.org/a-chat-with-naomi-grossman/

Aquarius with Scorpio Rising.

My mom and I are headed to a spa in Mexico for Thanksgiving. I imagine it will be something like this (hopefully without the donuts & milk cartons).

I share the recent anti-selfie sentiment, but SOMETIMES a makeup dept will make me look decent, and I feel the need to document...

MY KIND OF JURY DUTY!

http://comedyninja.org/naomi-grossman-boards-comedy-ninja-as-celebrity-juror/

Et voilà! Just got invited to be keynote speaker at Syracuse University!! To my new friends & fans from Scare-A-Con, "Carnival Knowledge" is coming to town!

Nice shout-out in La Petite Anglaise (one of London's top fashion blogs):

http://www.ella-lapetiteanglaise.com/stylenoir-monarchy-issue/

Join me for the NUEA Short Film Panel!

THE CHALLENGES & BENEFITS OF PRODUCING A SUCCESSFUL SHORT FILM:

https://www.facebook.com/events/283422995116295/

WHEN:

THURS, Nov. 21 @ 8PM

WHERE:

ACME Comedy Theater

135 N. La Brea Ave., LA  90036

COST:

FREE for NUEA members

$10 for non-members

RSVP to rsvp@nueawest.org

For those who missed the NUEA West's "Fear: A Storytelling Event" but still want to hear my very scary, (sad!) story, you can do so here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdxyXuWTxiI

Flattered to be featured in the world's largest dark style magazine, "Stylenoir;" nevermind named "Queen of LA Horror" in it's Monarchy issue!

Wow, what a fruitful week! Booked several gigs for 2014; among the furthest and most fun, "Movie Days/The Dark Zone" in Dortmund, Germany! Hallo!!

Great day yesterday at NACA! For anyone there I failed to talk to, or ANYONE attending college, working at a college, or affiliated in ANY way with a college, please send info to your Student Activities Board. Would love to come see you at your school!

This is where I'll be this weekend!

http://www.frankandsonshow.net

Made my TV talk show debut on "Katie Couric" yesterday and didn't even realize it! Check out her great interview with Jessica Lange, peppered with shots of you-know-who:

http://katiecouric.com/videos/american-horror-storys-jessica-lange/

Made front cover of Stylenoir (a UK based, high fashion rag). Sexy interview inside forthcoming!

Too much info, indeed:

https://soundcloud.com/id-like-to-watch-tmi/id-like-to-watch-this

Ridiculous new interview with Metal Rules! TV:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAsIqyFhZIk

Made the Halloween edition of "Prowler Magazine!" Check it out here:

http://issuu.com/charlotteprowlermagazine/docs/horror_stories-prowler_2013/1?e=2508424/5458892

This Sun, 11/10 @ 7:30pm I'm hosting "TMI Hollywood" at Second City, Hollywood. It's an all original, SNL-style show, featuring one host and a bunch of sketches roasting them (basically). Come see if this witch burns! Oh, and the price is right: just $5! More info:

http://www.tmihollywood.com

AHS RENEWED! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/06/american-horror-story-renewed-season-4_n_4227287.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

Pays to be Pepper! This one won 2 costume contests @ $100 each!

Geeking out with old pal, Josh Gates (host of "Destination Truth" & creator of "Stranded") @ Comikaze Expo this weekend!

Birds of a feather flock together...

@ http://comikazeexpo.com

Kudos to this guy, who won 1st prize dressed as Pepper for Halloween... $500!!

TWERK OR TREAT, MILEY-STYLE!

First Friday in 6 weeks I'm not flying out of LAX... Yikes! Happy to be home at Comikaze Expo this weekend. Come play with me!

http://comikazeexpo.com/

I'm a Pepper, she's a Pepper! Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper for Halloween too?!

Nice nod from the "Latino Weekly Review:"

http://latinoweeklyreview.com/?p=155160

This was pretty indicative of my weekend... Thank you, New York, for the first class visit! Especially special thanks to my dear friends, Erin Gallagher & Kevin Kusmick for the 5-star stay in Jersey!

Officially out of wall space (and my mind).

Thank you, LittlePunkPeople.net!

This kid's committed alright-- came to see me dressed as Kit, with his very own copy of "Dominique!"

OMG MY VERY OWN ACTION FIGURE!

Thank you, ClayGuy.com!

Is it just me, or does Coven need a SCORPION?!

THANK YOU to everyone who came out to last night's storytelling show! I feel purged!!

Reminder! Join us TONIGHT for "FEAR!" Let my fellow storytellers and I ply you with free wine and cheese before we share our deepest, darkest (and funniest) fears. The show is FREE for NUEA members, $5 for non-members; tickets available at

http://nueafear.eventbrite.com/

NY/NJ: I'm going to be in you this Fri-Tues. (At Chiller, to be exact-- THE mack daddy horror con-- biggest of it's kind on the east coast.) Come play with me!

http://www.chillertheatre.com/

Sorry, but this will never get old (for me).

I do believe the artiste perfectly captured my gazongas.