THANK YOU to the slue of friends (including, though not limited to those pictured here) who came out to support me, dir. Joe Hauler, and my fellow Nuea West raconteurs last night. Much Mexican love!

Condensing the last 20 years of my life into an 11 minute story this Wednesday. Come! If we've ever worked together, or dated, come give a yelp when I talk about you! ;) And if you're an American Horror Story/Pepper fan, THIS is truly for YOU!!!

https://www.facebook.com/events/1844259965835193/

And I almost wore that last night. Awkward!

SO PROUD to have been cast by Billy DaMota!

Full-bodied blend this weekend of family & friends/ business & pleasure in wine country:

Celebrating marriage equality with these beautiful people up in this beautiful place! Bay Area: join us today at the Luxe Bridal Show!

Somebody please cast me & my crew in a heist-whodunnit! The champs has gone missing... dun dun dun! Plus, we already have the poster for it!

Last year, y'all came out in droves to support me in this show... Hoping you'll come again this year, for a whole new show! I'm spinning an autobiographical story of fame NO ONE (save my teddy bear) has heard before! Tix are $7 for NUEA West members, $5 for non-members; which INCLUDES BEER & WINE & SNACKS BEFORE & AFTER THE 2 FLEETING HOURS OF UNADULTERATED ENTERTAINMENT!!! Reserve here: http://nueafame.eventbrite.com/

Thank you, Marta Fredes & Silvana Smud for making us all empanadas last night. I just need some growth hormones in mine next time!

Off with his head! Sorry, handsome man I'm with, it was either you or the leg! This 70's yacht-wear needed to be documented!

Therapist Nicole Lemaster & I discuss consciousness in her fun, new podcast. Have a listen!

https://soundcloud.com/coleyology/coleyology-with-naomi-grossman

And now, for my next trick!

https://www.facebook.com/naomi.grossman.5/posts/10154568495753802

I've had this clipping on my vision board for 17 years. I guess my mud finally settled!! (I cropped out the crotch cuz I'm a lady!)

I was in character-- a real b****!-- so you wouldn't know by looking at it, but I swear I enjoyed shooting producer/actress Amanda Kluge & director Scott Stephens's pilot sizzle reel at Thunder Studios! (Now go sell that sucker!!)