While he passes for a pool shark, he’s THE amphibious man from Oscar contender, The Shape of Water! Doug Jones, good luck Sunday at the Academy Awards, & tonight at Young Variety of Southern California’s pool tourney, benefiting local children’s charities!!

Stars. They sit in bland rooms with fluorescent lighting, just like us!

A Wrinkle In Time used to scare me... But I feel like I got this tonight! 💄💪🏼 Dress by: Wow Couture; styled by Nicole Balzano. — at The Hollywood Roosevelt.

OH, so THAT’s what I’d look like as a Hollywood star! #themoreyouknow #excusemybeauty #stillgotit

As we mourn iO WEST’s closing this weekend, I can’t help but wax nostalgic of my time there (‘98-‘01). While I never met my spouse there (unlike everyone else, apparently), I did make some life-long, smart, funny friends, like my girl, Kristina Hayes. Our all-girl improv group, “Powerbox” was the hot-ticket for a minute. You can see why!

Throwback to 2006-2014, when I was a Spanish teacher. Note my two-toned tights, two different shoes, and lack of assault weapons! Ah, the good old days...

Making heart-openers my b on this v-day! ❤️ #valentinesday #yoga

Booyah! Managed to get my #carnaval on even still! #mardigras #saudades #brasil — at Make-A-Wish Foundation.

If I seem not all here this #fattuesday, it’s cuz my heart is in #Nola, celebrating #mardigras 💜💛💚. But according to my #krewe, Meg Kinney & Hallonius Phillips, Pepper’s there too! 👶🏻🎉

Pincha arms, lotus legs, focus on fleek! 💥🙏🏼

...and that it was! Thanks, friends, for my making my day. (Gonna rest my like-finger now.)

THIS IS (ALMOST) 43! I couldn’t do this when I was 41!!

Dear lighthouse life, Thank you for your thorough, albeit subjective analysis of my appearance. Beauty really IS in the eye of the beholder! Thankfully, my parents weren’t TOO disgusted, since they have the same smile and teeth and nose and wrinkles (you know, heredity). I’m lucky—being a beautiful ingenue was never part of the plan, but rather being an interesting, character actress. And well, whatever the mind can conceive and believe, it will achieve! But enough about me... who ARE YOU?? How do you have so much time on your hands?! I can only imagine how perfect your smile and nose and teeth must be! And if it’s not too personal, who hurt you? What bridge do you live under exactly? KIT! N

Y'all know I GO HARD on my birthday... This year promises to be (belting at top of lungs) ESPECIALLY FABULOUS! Please, local LA friends, make my birthday great again, and come to my party Monday!!! Yes, you got the invite... It's in your FB events. RSVP already so I feel popular! Or just come. In costume! Or not. I may even do a mid-party, tear-away pant, costume-change!! (I mean, The theme IS MUSICALS, so ANYTHING GOES!!) JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR, what do you expect? It's ME!!!!! Just don’t not come, then CRY FOR ME, ARGENTINA!! 🇦🇷 Ok, guys and dolls, you've been warned-- we getting GREASY, and ALL THAT JAZZ! 🎉