Since I didn’t have any #nataliafednerhautecouture easy & ready, I went as the deep, blue sea to @losangelesswimweek, featuring my girl, Natalia Fedner. She HARPOONED the evening, per usual! 💙🌊👙 #nataliafedner #hautecouture #losangeles #swimweek #fashionshow

I fangirled… then @ozzymo fangirled… then we plotted an entire character arc for me on his HILARIOUS, new show, @minxonmax! You listening, @hbomax? Cast my 🍑!!! #putmeincoach #minx #hbomax #vanjie #premiereparty #wow #worldofwonder #hollywood #actorslife

 

Lost in thought 💭 #tbt #throwbackthursday #blackandwhite #blackandwhitephotography #dreamy #littlegirl #childhoodmemories #photoby @theodorgrossman

 

Parasol, para your viewing pleasure ☂ #photoby MR Paparazzi #makeupby Ace Yvonne #editorialphotography #editorial #photoshoot #parasol #cosway #junegloom

 

So, I didn’t #vote for #brandonshaffer (my cousin, former President of the #Colorado State Senate) today… cuz he wasn’t on the ballot! 🤷🏻‍♀️ BUT I did VOTE! 🗳 Also, this just in: Nicole Behanna wins by a landslide as the most creative, clothing redesigner EVER! 👏🏼 #electionday #elections2022 #getoutthevote #ivoted

 

#flashgordon’s Sam J Jones wants to be a #pepper too! (He claims it’s the only way to save Earth!) 🤷🏻‍♀️ THANK YOU, Huntington Comic & Toy Convention for an out-of-this-world weekend! 💫🌎🙌🏼 #conlife #huntington #westvirginia #comiccon #horrorfans #ahsfans #samjones #highwayman #ted #ted2 #stargate

 

Took 20 hours to get here (thanks a lot, American Airlines Horror Story), but boy, was it worth it! The fans at Huntington Comic & Toy Convention are talented AND hot!! 🔥 #fanart: @stevena.dc #lovemyfans #conlife #comiccon #horrorfans #ahsfans #ahs #pepper

 

Already over this #junegloom… #FlashbackFriday to post-#memorialday #mayflowers 💐🤍

 

#tbt to past #summervibes 🌞 #cuzimablonde

 

Setting my #June intentions 🥇💋💪🏼🍾

 

Short week, & I already can’t wait for the weekend! This June 4 & 5, I’ll be in West Virginia for @huntingtoncomiccon. Come play with me! 👶🏻🌼 #comiccon #westvirginia #conlife #horrorfans #ahsfans #ahs #pepper #playwithme

 

Hope y’all studied up for the long, #memorialdayweekend! 🤣 #grossman #bingereading #wines #beers #spirits #memorialday #holiday #photoby @heatherpetrone

 

I was really not ready to leave Argentina when I did— thanks of course, a los argentinos, but also Duncan Chase. #RIP, amigo mío. I was sad to say goodbye 30 years ago, and sad to say goodbye this week. 😭🇦🇷

#tbt to #happiertimes not that long ago, when I photobombed @therealerikestrada & Tom Arnold at @hsvexpo 🤪 #photobomb #erikestrada #tomarnold #huntsville #comiccon #conlife #canttakemeanywhere

 

Who is your #womancrushwednesday? (Pick me! Pick me!) 🙋🏻‍♀️ #editorial #photoby MR Paparazzi #snatched #makeupby Ace Yvonne

Last night I dined with #wednesdayaddams & the voice of the #gremlins. My life is never boring! 🤩 #addamsfamily #lisaloring #starwars #markdodson #horroricons #conlife #myrtlebeach

 

@ben_gordon_49, enabling my #pepper #fanart hoarding habit! 🤣👶🏻🖼 X-Con Myrtle Beach #myrtlebeach #comiccon #conlife #horrorfans #ahsfans #lovemyfans

 

Oh man, they’re gonna be so disappointed at X-Con Myrtle Beach 🤣 #naomicampbell #xcon #myrtlebeach #comiccon #conlife

 

Exuding #Evita realness last night at the @nueawest’s #storytelling show. 🤣🙌🏼💜 THANK YOU to the proliferation of friends in attendance, as well as my fellow storytellers for being such killer collaborators. GO CATS!

 

When I applied to college, a solid alumni network was the last thing from my mind. Cut to 25 years later (gulp!), the @nueawest & I are putting on a hilarious & heartfelt, sold-out show, of which I’m super thankful & proud. Can’t wait to see you #wildcats tonight! 💜 #gocats #northwesternuniversity #nu #alumni #storytelling #escapes

 

Well worth sharing my info with some Russian bot 🤣 Based on a #photoby MR Paparazzi #newprofilepic

 

In spite of my dirty computer screen, I wrote a really funny piece at the nudist resort. 🤪 Performing it live (& clothed) this Thurs, May 19 at 8pm at the Matrix Theatre in Los Angeles. 👏🏼 To further tease, I’m told the show is now SOLD OUT. (Even BEFORE I could post this cheeky promo!) 🤦🏻‍♀️ To those who got tix, you’re in for a treat; for everyone else, we hope to accommodate you! 🤷🏻‍♀️ #northwesternuniversity #storytelling #escapes #soldout #sawmill #florida #naturist #clothingoptional #bodypositive

 

Hey, all you #creepydolls! 😵‍💫 Next play-date: this weekend, May 21-22 at X-Con Myrtle Beach, located at the Myrtle Beach Convention Center! #photoby MR Paparazzi #makeupby Ace Yvonne #myrtlebeach #southcarolina #xcon #horrorcon #comiccon #conlife #playwithme #pepper #ahs #editorialphotography

 

Shout-out to artist @dragonfire102681 & @doomsdays_krypt at @spookalafl for supporting my #pepper hoarding 😬 #fanart #horrorart #horrorcon #conlife #ahsfans #lovemyfans

 

Expanding my #pepper collection, thanks to the very talented Primo Cardinalli, at the very fun SPOOKALA! 👶🏻☠️🥳 #horrorcon #conlife #ahs #fanart #horrorart #lovemyfans

 

Nobody better to spend #fridaythethirteenth with than the very 1st #jasonvoorhees in the O.G. #fridaythe13th! 🔪 If you’re anywhere near #ocalaflorida, come see @firstjason13 & I at SPOOKALA #thisweekend! #horrorcon #conlife

 

Back to #florida! Scare ya there, SPOOKALA! 🔪☠️😱 #ocala #horrorcon #comiccon #horrorfans #ahsfans #pepper #whattodo #thisweekend #ocalaflorida

 

#blackandwhite is the new orange 🧡#editorialphotography: MR Paparazzi #makeup: Ace Yvonne #attitude: all me

 

Can’t wait to see all my freaky friends at @spookalafl THIS Friday the 13th! 🔪☠️😱 #fridaythe13th #ocalaflorida #horrorcon #comiccon #horrorfans #ahsfans #lovemyfans #actorslife #workinfortheweekend #weekendvibes

Libras may be Pepper, but I'm a Jimmy Darling with an Elsa Mars rising/moon.

https://www.looper.com/842179/the-ahs-freak-show-character-you-are-based-on-your-zodiac-sign/?fbclid=IwAR31HeHuYf-1dKMChlfiNodBuGnDqH9Tkds9vzY7s6Kr2tg0i9M093d99hs

Who am I escaping from?! Welp, we have about 100 friends in common, so you might just know them— come to the show to find out! 😜 Thursday, May 19th at 8:00 p.m. The Matrix Theater // 7657 Melrose Ave, Los Angeles CA 90046 NUEA Members: $5 // Non-Members: $10 Tickets @ bit.ly/storytellersescapes FREE drinks and dessert before/after the show! 💜 #northwestern #storytelling #escapes #gocats

 

Just making sure y’all are still paying attention 🍑👍🏼 #photoby MR Paparazzi #makeupby Ace Yvonne #happyhumpday #goingmyway #editorial #photoshoot

My parents (mom w/ the sexy legs) & #SCOTUS justice, Neil Gorsuch’s parents (red shirt & guy w/ glasses) were friends in college. Needless to say, we’re especially disappointed in & ashamed of this #supremecourt right now. 🥲 #roevwade #gorsuch #reproductiverights #prochoice #prochoiceisprolife #bansoffourbodies #mybodymychoice #aboutlastnight

 

Taking the bull by the horns—I mean, #hair— modeling Taurus season’s hottest hair trends in the New York Post! According to #newyorkpost astrologer, @mrkylethomas & celebrity stylist, Brandon Liberati: “the side-swept bang will battle the middle part this spring, so go against the herd and be adventurous!” 🐃💇🏻‍♀️ #may #hairtrends

 https://nypost.com/2022/04/21/its-taurus-season-the-bulls-2022-beauty-finance-and-trends/?fbclid=IwAR2OY40QCRDV6VU87zbZmJovWyByZBNunZ41IC9sVYy6tMioayOuc9-IEuY

So, I’m basically a Navarro College cheerleader now 🤸🏻‍♀️ #navarrocheer #cheer #netflix #fyc #navarro #dawgs #cheerleading #imthatgirl #extra #inanotherlife #missedmycalling #cheerleader #teamnavarro

 

MASSIVE THANK YOU to all the loyal supporters who voted every day with such enthusiasm… While I didn’t make the cut, I got as far as I could without greasing the wheels. (And for those who did add a lil’ WD-40, I’m super thankful to you too!) Basically, I can’t be sad, when I’m just so full of gratitude for all of you!!! 🌞🙌🏼😍 #photoby MR Paparazzi #thankyou #lovemyfans #yogalover #titibasana #firefly #yogapose #yogachallenge #yogaoutside #stpete #sunshineonmymind

 

I thought I’d get more work without a nose. #oldheadshotday #fbf #tgif #actorslife

This is where I’m at right now. Not on the beach, per se— just tired of asking people to vote. Today is the last day. Let’s not go down without a fight! Please cast your last, free daily vote, then be DONE. You can know I’m grateful for you trying, and I can go back to posting my silly tiktoks, hot editorials & Pepper memes, and producing this show the old fashioned way. 😊 https://iamyogawarrior.com/2022/naomi-grossman #vote #yoga #sunset #pepper #ahs #sidesplits #hanumanasana #yogaoutside #yogajourney #yogachallenge #yogaeverydamnday #yogagirl #yogi #yogawarrior #photoby MR Paparazzi

 

THIS is what a #yogawarrior looks like, regardless of whether I win! 🤪 #2moredays #vote https://iamyogawarrior.com/2022/naomi-grossman #photoby MR Paparazzi #murals c/o #stpetersburgflorida #lizardposevariation #legbehindhead #utthanpristhasana #yogapose #yogaeverydamnday #yogi #yogagirl #yogachallenge #yogajourney #yogaoutside #yogaeverywhere #yogagram

 

OK, time to bring out the big guns! 💪🏼 It’s looking like I’m prolly not gonna win this thing. 🥲 Because… other people are buying votes, and that’s just not how I wanna win! That said, if you ARE feeling philanthropic, or are looking for a tax write-off, the bought “warrior votes” benefit #veterans via the #veteransyogaproject. So it goes to good cause! (AND they're 2-for-1 today! But again, my ask is simply once a day for free.) 🙏🏼 Regardless, I WILL produce this love-letter to fans… I just liked the meta notion of fans’ free clicks financing it! 🤷🏻‍♀️ (Also, wouldn’t it be epic to see a photo like this in #yogajoyrnal?) 🤣 https://iamyogawarrior.com/2022/naomi-grossman #vote #pepper #ahs #bts #freakshow #ahsfreakshow #setlife #yoga #yogafreak #yogawarrior #yogagirl #yogaeverydamnday #yogachallenge #yogajourney

@thetomarnold cast his FREE DAILY VOTE. Have you?! Do your civic duty in person with us today at @hsvexpo in #huntsvillealabama! 💪🏼🗳🙏🏼 https://iamyogawarrior.com/2022/naomi-grossman #vote