Advanced yogi-friends in/around Weho! Be my guest at @shivayogapractice!! (You can be MUCH taller than me— no prob!) We’re trying to build up the late morning, power classes— otherwise I’m stuck white-knuckling through traffic elsewhere, which isn’t yogic at all! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🙏🏼🧘🏻‍♀️🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏾 #yogaeverydamnday #partneryoga #shivayoga #yoga #playwithme

 

There is a #meangirl inside my head. She sees this photo on #gettyimages and immediately criticizes me for looking the wrong direction, the way my blazer buckles, and how my hair’s fallen flat. She’s a total #regina, and deserves to be hit by bus! There is nothing #fetch about her, she doesn’t go here… In fact, she’s not even real! So, I’m going to stop listening to her STAT! (Took me a week to come up with my #newyearsresolution, but I think it’s good one!) 💕 #meangirls #selflove #selfacceptance #selfworth #meangirlstour #broadwayinhollywood #hollywoodpantagestheatre #reginageorge #shedoesntevengohere

 

Feliz Día de los Reyes (atrasado… porque soy reina y así es)! 🤪👑👑👑 #january6th #epiphany #12daysofchristmas #kingsday #losreyesmagos #yasqueen

 

Bossing around the photographer mean girl-style to MAKE SURE he gets my #darthvader - the ULTIMATE mean girl - shoes. 😉👠💕 #onwednesdayswewearpink #meangirls #meangirlstour #broadwayinhollywood #hollywoodpantages #openingnight #redcarpet #pinkcarpet #premiere #aboutlastnight #beaboss

 

Can’t wait to see this at @broadwayinhollywood @hollywoodpantagestheatre tonight! 🤪🤫👶🏻#meangirls #mashup by @ronaldmcdonkey #meangirlstour #broadwayinhollywood #hollywoodpantagestheatre

 

Gettin’ #zen in 2023. 🕉🔥🖤 #photoby @mrpaparazzi #makeup @theacetouch #editorial #editorialphotography #photoshoot #actorslife

 

Hats off to the new year! 🎩 #happynewyear #editorial #photoby @mrpaparazzi #makeupby @theacetouch

 

2022 was a good year! More of this in 2023!! Happy New Year, everyone!!! 🏆🇦🇷💋 #happynewyear #felizañonuevo #argentina #campeón #messi #azulyblanco #worldcup #copamundial @mercadobuenosairesusa

 

#fbf 2022: IMO, Cecily Strong— not so strong in #searchforsignsofintelligentlifeintheuniverse. BUT going to the theatahhh with my #bff @marcusfolmar (who I met at age 10, the same year I saw #lilytomlin debut this show, thus changing my life forever) tops the list. I decided I wanted to be an actress, and do #soloshows… and the rest is history! Stay tuned for more re: my new #onewomanshow, #americanwhorestory debuting in 2023!

 

One of the best things I did in 2022 was sign with @realchrisroe at @chrisroemanagement. Can’t wait to see what 2023 brings! 🥂🍾💫 #hollywood #christmasparty #stepandrepeat #crm #tbt #throwbackthursday #grateful

 

While this time is typically reserved for friends & family, it’s the kindness & talent of virtual strangers that really blow me away. Artist @ben_gordon_49 met me at a comic con once… yet somehow saw inside my soul to create these. ❤️🤯👏🏼 #artistsoninstagram #digitalart #fanart

 

Careful what you post. It might end up on a #mug! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣☕️ #careof @therealdavidscarsebrook #mugshot by @kennethdolinphotography #hairmakeup by @sara_lipetz

 

Santa gave me new #headshots! I 💛 them and him and @kennethdolinphotography and #hairmakeup @sara_lipetz! #actorslife

 

The greatest #gift is being together. #merrychristmas, everyone! ✨ #photoby @heatherpetrone #homefortheholidays #taos #newmexico #landofenchantment

 

Last minute #giftidea! Get #upcloseandpersonal with a #holidaygreeting from #pepper! Trust me, I like talking almost as much as taking #selfies— I PROMISE to give you your money’s worth! 🤦🏻‍♀️🎁👶🏻🤪 #christmasiscoming #holidaysarehere #bettertogivethanreceive #cameo

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Santa Claus is coming… tomorrow night! 🎅🏼 #fbf #flashbackfriday #santa #santaclaus #christmas #naomi #kidskits #childhoodmemories #1980s #polaroid #christmaspast

 

Enjoy some #familytime (preferably in costume) this #holiday. 👶🏻🤡👧🏼 #tbt #throwbackthursday @ftlohorror #fortheloveofhorror #manchester #horrorcon #cosplay #ahs #pepper #twisty #theshining #theshiningtwins #horrorfans #lovemyfans

 

We interrupt this seemingly non-stop World Cup coverage (from a bakery in Van Nuys, btw—hilarious people thought I was in Argentina) to celebrate my mom’s birthday/night in #ojocaliente! #photosby @heatherpetrone #newmexico #landofenchantment #homesweethome #homefortheholidays

 

#tistheseason for my mom’s 84th #birthday! Perhaps I should finally post last year’s #christmascard in her honor, seeing as we’re not getting any younger! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🥳 #happybirthday #lovemymom #ageisjustanumber

 

This is only half of the emotion I felt Sunday (and Monday… and still some today) re: #argentina’s #worldcup win. 🏆🇦🇷⚽️🙏🏼👏🏼🤪 #amoargentina #vamosargentina #vivaargentina #messi #mundial #worldcup2022 🤓: @lindsayloweeyewear

 

Not taking any credit of course, BUT around the 80-minute mark, when #france finally came to play (and how!), I said a prayer for #argentina. 🙏🏼🇦🇷 And #popefrancis HEARD & DELIVERED!!! Gracias a Dios y al #Papa y a #Messi y a #laseleccion por traer #lacopa a donde pertenece. LOS AMO! 🙌🏼🏆⚽️🇦🇷❤️ #worldcup #worldcup2022 #mundial #campeondelmundo #ibelieve

 

#Messi can kiss me with his eyes open todo que quiera— HE’S BRINGING HOME LA COPA, CARAJO!!! 🇦🇷🏆⚽️ #vamosargentina #argentina #worldcup #worldcup2022 #copamundial #leomessi #lionelmessi #amoargentina

Know what you want 🤍 #fbf #flashbackfriday #santa #santaclaus #christmas #christmaspast #childhoodmemories #1970s

 

Remember this holiday: it’s better to give than receive (especially from Twisty)! 🤡💐 #tbt #throwbackthursday #fortheloveofhorror #manchester #horrorcon #horrorfans #ahs #twisty #pepper #scaryclown #photoop

You guys. He’s doing it again! 💋👀 But I don’t care! LO AMO!! 🇦🇷 #messi #leomessi #lionelmessi #argentina #vamosargentina #worldcup #worldcupfinal #worldcup2022 #copamundial

 

Regardless of what happens, 💙🤍💙 ARGENTINA 💙🤍💙 ARGENTINA 💙🤍💙 ARGENTINA 💙🤍💙 ARGENTINA ⚽️🏆🙏🏼 #vamosargentina #worldcup #copamundial #argentina #azulyblanco #vamoscarajo

It’s a little weird how #messi keeps his eyes open when we kiss, but I don’t mind! I 💙🤍💙 him, tanto como mi querida #argentina! 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷💋⚽️🏆#worldcup #copamundial #vamosargentina

 

Looking forward to a “wonderful” time at @worldofwonder tonight… So maybe I should finally get around to posting from the last time! 🤦🏻‍♀️💫💗🌈👠 #tbt #throwbackthursday #vanjie #premiereparty #worldofwonder #wowpresents #prettyinpink #ally #hollywood #actorslife

 

REAL>AI. #photoby @dasphoto #dasphoto #hair & #makeupby @theglitterfairyokla #editorial #photoshoot #editorialphotography #realme #therealthing #thisisme

 

While most know me as an actor, I’m also a WRITER! ✍🏼 When the co-editor of #obsolescence, @alandistro asked me to write their #foreword, I was at first honored, then daunted (had to look up the word, “obsolescence” after all). But then, had a blast not only reading this book, but writing its intro. And SO WILL YOU! 📚🤓☠️ #horroranthology #horrorstories #americanhorrorstory #americanhorrorstories #ahs #pepper #whattoread #bookstagram #comingsoon

 

Enjoyed an UNPRECEDENTED (at least since the pandemic) run of 3 in-person auditions last week! MUST BE Kenneth Dolin Photography’s #newheadshots! 🤗 (Now for some callbacks…) #actorslife #hollywood #headshot #shotsshotsshots #hairandmakeup by @sara_lipetz

 

My ranchwear was in the hamper, so I went FULL-sheep-grazing-under-the-big-blue-Montana-sky for @paramountplus’s @1923official #premiere.🤣🐑💙 #1923official #paramountplus #redcarpet #yellowstone #hollywood #fashionbutmakeitfun

 

Sad for USA… though OVER-THE-MOON for #argentina!!! (And psyched I don’t have to Sophie’s choose between the two next Friday!!!) VAMOS ARGENTINA, CARAJO!!! 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 🏆🏆🏆⚽️⚽️⚽️

 

I *finally* finished #topfan @therealdavidscarsebrook’s #namaslay bag of chocolate & licorice… He & I barely fit in the same photo— he’s tall, I’m short, and if it weren’t for my yoga, I’d be as wide as I am short!🧘🏻‍♀️🍫💝 #lovemyfans #fbf #fortheloveofhorror #manchester #horrorcon #horrorfans

 

And just like that, it’s #December 🤦🏻‍♀️🎅🏼🎄🎁 #christmasbloodychristmas #hollywoodpremiere #beyondfest #shudder #christmasmovie #horrormovie #christmasiscoming #holidaysarehere #santaclausiscomingtotown #toosoon

 

I look forward to seeing everyone turn into ridiculous-looking elves overnight. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #ahsmeme by @ahsfxmemes #ahs #americanhorrorstory #pepper #ahsfans #horrorfans #christmasiscoming #holidaysarehere #november #december #toosoon