God bless the Internet. Have a great holiday-weekend, everyone!

#TBT: Where would I be without my #glamsquad? Hair by: Brandon Liberati; Makeup by: @jaredlips; Dress by: Wow Couture USA; Styled by: Nicole Balzano; Cuff by: Beg and Borrow Apparel; Earrings by: LeCiel Design c/o The Archives & Showroom & @alexislerma7; Suit: Mr Turk

#TBT: last week’s Television Academy Performers’ Peer Group party. And the #Emmy for best dressed couple goes to... Brandon Liberati (And to think we didn’t even plan it!) Hair by: @brandonliberati Makeup by: @jaredlips Dress by: Wow Couture USA Styled by: Nicole Balzano Cuff by: Beg and Borrow Apparel Earrings by: LeCiel Design c/o The Archives & Showroom & @alexislerma7 Suit by: Mr Turk

Ya, en este momento! Por si acaso quieran escuchar!!

Big ups to Ctrl Alt Delete for the awesome shout-out in their wildly successful crowdfunding campaign! (Just 3 days left & <$3K to make their goal!) Please consider donating, so they can MAYBE PAY ME with more than an Emmy nom next season! 😜 #kiddingnotkidding #raisingmyprice #nomorefreebies #yougetwhatyoupayfor #imworthit #emmynaomiated

bit.ly/ctrlaltdeleteshow

Me, day after Emmy voting. 🙏🏼

Voting is OVER! 🙌 No matter what happens, I've enjoyed joining this club!! 💃

https://www.nhregister.com/entertainment/the-wrap/article/Emmy-Nominations-Here-Are-All-36-First-Time-13069774.php

In other, non-Emmy news, my armpit-vaginas are incomparable (except for, well, actual vaginas). 🍑👗 Dress by: Mistertriplex Styled by: Nicole Balzano Photo by: Marquis Olison

It’s a reach, but I’m going for it! Last day to get me dat Emmy!! Dress by: Mistertriplex; styled by Nicole Balzano.

Happy to be home & onto the home stretch! Television Academy, tomorrow is the LAST DAY to VOTE! #fyc Ctrl Alt Delete #emmys2018 . Dress by: Wow Couture USA Styled by: Nicole Balzano Earrings by: LeCiel Design c/o The Archives & Showroom & @alexislerma7

Oh Emmy, to be that shiny & skinny! Dress by: Wow Couture USA; Styled by: Nicole Balzano; Earrings by: LeCiel Design c/o The Archives & Showroom & @alexislerma7

Y’all in/near Knoxville: today’s the last day of Creepycon Halloween & Horror Convention - Knoxville, TN!

https://www.thedailytimes.com/news/creepycon-halloween-centric-convention-returns-for-a-frightful-weekend/article_47aeed01-aa54-5221-b453-1328137702b1.html

Waitress: “Has anyone ever told you that you look JUST like Naomi Grossman?” Me: 💕😊💥❗️

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pepper! In Knoxville!! W/ Joey Gossett Art at Creepycon Halloween & Horror Convention - Knoxville, TN

Creepycon Halloween & Horror Convention - Knoxville, TN just surprised me with a Pepper I’d never seen!

Gonna be a packed weekend at Creepycon Halloween & Horror Convention - Knoxville, TN!

https://www.knoxnews.com/story/entertainment/2018/08/21/east-tennessee-knoxville-weekend-9-festivals-conventions-events-attend/999169002/

Megan Amram: “Acting is just writing with your mouth!” Me: “Oh yeah? Then writing is just acting with your fingers!” So, Television Academy voters: who do YOU give the “Outstanding Actress” Emmy to? (Ended that sentence with a preposition cuz I’m not technically “a writer,” but rather act with my whole body. 😜 #emmys2018 #throwdown

And here is the full interview:

If you’re wondering what this Ctrl Alt Delete is all about, Deborah Zara Kobylt does a great job of breaking it down on her show, Deborah Kobylt LIVE:

This ain't no pinhead article! Via Meaww re: Ctrl Alt Delete:

https://meaww.com/naomi-grossman-emmy-nominee-lorna-on-ctrl-alt-del

Pretty trippy being called to the stage amongst this year’s #emmy #nominees... by the voice of #porkypig, no less!

I love that it's Wednesday and I'm still reading about my Monday night! 💃

http://www.justjared.com/2018/08/21/darren-criss-edgar-ramirez-more-hit-carpet-at-emmys-performers-peer-group-celebration/

THIS JUST IN! “I STILL PEE AND POOP!” That, and other fascinating tidbits in this amazingly alliterated and admiring article:

http://entscoop.com/emmy-nominee-naomi-grossman-proving-performance-perfection-post-pepper/

Then I met that one chick, Megan Amram 😜 #itsgoingdown #wannapieceofme #letsgo #takeitoutside #comeatmebro #dontmesswithme #bescared #movebitch #getouttheway #anemmyforwho #naemmygrossman #emmys2018 #emmys70 #televisionacademy #fyc Ctrl Alt Delete #emmynaomiated (PS I know I look photoshopped & face-lifted. I’m not! That’s just how good Jared Lipscomb is!) Makeup by: Jared Lipscomb Hair by: Brandon Liberati Dress by: Wow Couture USA Styled by: @NicoleBalzano Earrings by: LeCiel Design c/o The Archives & Showroom & @alexislerma7

Aaaand fabulous seeing some of Ryan Murphy’s #usualsuspects, #myfriends, Finn Wittrock & Darren Criss! #emmys2018 #emmys70 #emmynaomiated #fyc Ctrl Alt Delete Hair by: Brandon Liberati Makeup by: Jared Lipscomb Dress by: Wow Couture USA Styled by: @NicoleBalzano Earrings by: LeCiel Design c/o The Archives & Showroom & @alexislerma7

LILY’S SEARCH FOR SIGNS OF INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE IS COMPLETE! That’s what this beam of light means: SHE FOUND ME!!! 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 #emmys2018 #emmys70 #televisionacademy #fyc Ctrl Alt Delete Grace and Frankie #frankieandlorna #emmynaomiated Hair by: Brandon Liberati Makeup by: Jared Lipscomb Dress by: Wow Couture USA Styled by: @NicoleBalzano Earrings by: LeCiel Design c/o The Archives & Showroom @alexislerma7

Jared Lipscomb beat my face! Brandon Liberati beat my hair! Wow Couture USA beat my figure! LeCiel Design c/o The Archives & Showroom & @alexislerma7 beat my ears! @NicoleBalzano mixed this amazing look! And I served it up at the TV Academy Performers' Peer Group party last night!

You are the company you keep. 😊 Thank you, Emmys / Television Academy for a stellar evening. #literally #emmys2018 #emmys70 #emmynaomiated #televisionacademy #fyc Ctrl Alt Delete Hair by: Brandon Liberati Makeup by: Jared Lipscomb Dress by: Wow Couture USA Styled by: Nicole Balzano Earrings by: LeCiel Design c/o The Archives & Showroom @alexislerma7

I kissed a girl, and I liked it... BECAUSE IT WAS LILY TOMLIN!!! (Although I did stagger and almost faint!) #fangirl #starstruck #girlcrush #myhero #lilytomlin #emmys2018 #emmys70 #fyc #graceandfrankie #ctrlaltdelete #emmynaomiated #fullcircle #idie #dying #dead #ripme

Television Academy members: 1 week of voting down, 1 more to go! If you have not submitted your ballot yet, it should look EXACTLY like this!!! 😜 ◼️👦🏻✅🙏🏼

Psyched to celebrate at the Emmys / Television Academy Performer’s Peer Group party tomorrow w/ not only my fellow #fycunderdogs, Miles Tagtmeyer, Melvin Jackson Jr. & Kelly Jenrette, but also the more usual suspects, my nominated pals, Darren Criss, Sarah Paulson, #josephfiennes, #lilytomlin, Finn Wittrock (pictured here), as well as Seth Meyers & Wyatt Cenac. Congrats too to my friends in the American Crime Story & American Horror Story #makeupdept: Eryn Krueger Mekash & Mike Mekash, #hairdept: Michelle Ceglia, #wardrobedept: Lou Eyrich, and of course, #creator: Ryan Murphy. 🙌🏼🏆 It’s an honor just to be nominated with you all!

I dunno, she definitely cared enough to have the parody I made (referenced in this article) struck from YouTube!

https://qz.com/quartzy/1356799/madonna-is-60-and-she-still-doesnt-care-what-you-think-of-her/

My super-motivated motivator-friend, Marquis Olison really wants this for me!

It really was the most worthwhile trip I've ever made to Van Nuys. Here's to FYC Underdogs 2018!

https://www.indiewire.com/2018/08/emmys-underdogs-fyc-us-independents-screening-meredith-thomas-1201995573/

This little girl used to dream that one day she might be nominated for an #emmy. Via The Denver Post

Tonight on #TotallyDrivenRadio 2 #Emmy nominated #Actors #NaomiGrossman #MilesTagtmeyer #AmericanHorrorStory #AHS #Pepper #CtrlAltDelete #Broken #MilesTagtmeyer #interview #podcast #radio #spotify #itunes #googleplay #tunein #spreaker #blogtalkradio #Philly #Hollywood #DontMissout

http://tobtr.com/10933689

Gotta match the mic at AfterBuzz TV 💛

We were all jazz hands & complimentary colors at the GNEWS - Get All Your Gay In Just One Day. pre-tape at LATV today, w/ the guapos y divertidos, @alexanderisonair, @patrickgomezla & @enriquesapene. Air-date forthcoming! 💛📺🎉💜

Perhaps the coolest part of this #Emmy insanity was receiving this congratulatory email from my personal, end-all-be-all, DEMIGOD since I was 6, Lily Tomlin (or, as she spells it, “Lily Tomli”). How's that for a celebrity endorsement?! I will never wash my inbox again!

Wowwweeeee! The Tolucan Times just hooked me up with an entire half-page, inside-cover spread!! They say all press is good press, but this is really good! 🙏🏼

I just got this spectacular zit... and the PERFECT COVER-UP! #ivoted #didyou #forme #kiddingnotkidding #butseriously #pepperforpresident #whowantsasticker #emmys2018

#YAAAAAAS TODAY’S THE DAY!!!@televisionacad #getoutthevote #emmys #fyc @naomiwgrossman @ctrlaltdeleteshow #emmynaomiated

Went all the way to Russia, hoping to get them to rig another American election for me-- but alas, this year's Emmy race promises to be fair and free! Voting starts TODAY. 😬 HUGE THANKS to my peers in the Emmys / Television Academy for supporting me thus far. Now for just this one last ask... 🙏 (Photo taken immediately following a 17-hour flight.)

My “sister” from Argentina sent me this today. Taken 25 years ago in Valle de la Luna. THIS, to me, is a prize unto itself! Gracias, Jesi Fiameni! Los quiero mucho, pero mucho!!! 💚🇦🇷🏆😘

Hey Television Academy! Voting begins TOMORROW! Ready?! Let’s go!! GET OUT THE VOTE!!!

The implication that it’s just my first (and not my last) makes me very happy.

https://variety.com/2018/tv/awards/issa-rae-john-legend-emmy-nominees-first-1202850880/

Television Academy: #Emmy voting starts Monday! Just a few more days of my idiocy! 🔥 #fyc Ctrl Alt Delete #emmys70

THIS LADY!!! Meet Meredith Thomas, the super-duper-go-getter-Robin-Hood-mastermind behind the @FYCUnderdogs2018. She saw a problem—little guys without big, studio budgets behind them getting squeezed out the Emmy race due to lack of opportunities/resources—and fixed it! Even without resources herself, she CREATED those opportunities, not just for herself, but ANY actor who wanted in. She’s seriously one of the keenest, most selfless, show-business-women I know. Nominees Miles Tagtmeyer, Kelly Jenrette, Melvin Jackson Jr. and I owe her EVERYTHING! 😘 #FYC #Emmys70

Every time I post one of these, a Northwestern-educated brain cell dies.

Still seems too good to not be fake news!

http://tolucantimes.info/entertainment/emmy-nominated-actress-naomi-grossman-makes-her-own-way-in-the-new-golden-age-of-tv/

If only they gave an Emmy for silly boomerangs!

I talked this poor radio host's ear off!

http://theamemagazine.com/radio/naomi-grossman/

I got an app.

Don't judge.

'Sup, sinners?! From somewhere in West Hollywood, I'll be talking LIVE ON THE RADIO, 2pm PT TODAY, with Sin City Sessions/ Somewhere in Vegas. (It will re-air 15 minutes later, then be archived forever.) Tune in!

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/somewhereinvegas

I think I can make myself available. #FYC Ctrl Alt Delete #thankyou Television Academy