Mmmmm, leftovers! Bone appetite, everyone! #seewhatididthere #gottahandittome #effinfunny #eko #wizardschooldropout #figgy #creature #character #prostheticmakeup #setlife #actorslife

WHO ELSE IS READY TO EAT?! #thanksgiving #hungry #nomnom #yummy #figgy #wizardschooldropout #eko #eko1121 #interactive #chooseyourownadventure #bts #boomerang #actorslife

#thankful for always having known who I am, what I want, and where I’m headed; as well as for the support to help me get there. Also #grateful #headshotphotography has evolved since this. #thankyou @rohreringsuccess #loveyou #momanddad #firstheadshot #the80s #actorslife #thanksgiving #whatimthankfulfor

If you’re wondering what’s happening here, it’s cuz you haven’t followed this particular pathway (of the +2.9x10^44th # available) on eko’s #wizardschooldropout! 🤓 That’s +2.9 hundred tredicillion pathways!! 🤯 #gettoit #chopchop #whatareyouwaitingfor #nerdalert #eko #eko1121 #interactive #chooseyourownadventure #character #creature #setlife #actorslife

Dunno about you, but I’m gonna be binging #wizardschooldropout on eko this holiday! #figgy #eko #eko1121 #binge #interactive #chooseyourownadventure #unknown #character #creature #nerdalert #nerdgasm #nerdlife #actorslife

Every damn day. #justsaying #mood #mashup by Ronaldmcdonkey

Current mood. Today, and everyday. #mashup by Ronaldmcdonkey.

I normally try to be more glamorous than this, but THIS is the face of someone who’s just been cancelled on for the 3rd time by a guy (byeeeee); but then, her great friend, @kpsharkey surprised her out of the blue with tix to #madamex, and THEN a complete stranger wandered up and gifted us 2ND ROW SEATS! #likeaprayer #whaaat #bestnightever #madonna #madamextour #onedoorclosesanotheropens #thankyoustranger #rightplacerighttime #blessings #luck #saved #thewiltern @ The Wiltern

Just as I’m embarking on (what I hope to be!) a burgeoning #voiceover career, I meet the #chocolaterain-maker himself, TayZonday! He voiced the #announcer on eko’s #wizardschooldropout — yet another reason to check it out! #voiceactor #eko1121 #eko #interactive #chooseyourownadventure #actorslife #dressby Zsazsa Bodizs

Hey #gamers! Yesterday I voiced a much-anticipated, super-secret video game—and that’s all I can say about that—except that I died a bazillion times! ⚰️ Thank you to my VO mentor, the legendary voice of #PorkyPig, @bergen.bob for introducing me into this new world, and our amazing team at @atlas_talent for making it such a fun, creative, welcome place! 😀🎙🙌🏼 #voiceover #voiceactor #videogame #actorslife #staytuned

Did I mention how much fun we had at the eko #launch Tuesday? ALMOST as much fun as watching #wizardschooldropout itself! Download the *free* #eko app, and watch it TODAY! 👗: Zsazsa Bodizs #redcarpet #premiere #eko1121 #interactive #episodic #comedy #choicedrivenentertainment #chooseyourownadventure #actorslife @ Goya Studios

#wizardschooldropout is out TODAY! (Can you find me on the poster?!) This live-action comedy/episodic video game/choose-your-own-adventure super-series boasts the following: •12 episodes - 180 minutes of content •+525 scenes/nodes •+60 choice points & mini-games •+1800 VFX shots •+2.9x10^44th # of pathways - that's 2.9 hundred tredicillion pathways! •+6.5x10^38th # of years it would take to play all the permutations of our show end to end. That's 6.5 trillion, trillion, trillion years! (The universe is only 13.8 billion years old, just to give some context.) But don’t feel like you need trillions of years to watch! Download the *free* eko app to watch TODAY!!! #eko1121 #eko #chooseyourownadventure #interactive #stats #attention #nerds #outtoday #lifesawitch #actorslife

ARE YOU READY TO MEET FIGGY?! SHE’S READY TO MEET YOU!!! Tomorrow! #wizardschooldropout drops on eko! #eko1121 #creature #character #prostheticmakeup #interactive #physical #comedy #actorslife

Can you tell which one I am on the poster?!? 😈 All the prosthetics in the world (and I wear a lot on this one!) can’t mask my excitement for tomorrow’s #wizardschooldropout release on eko! #eko1121 👗: Zsazsa Bodizs #itsabouttogodown #tunein #interactive #redcarpet #launch #actorslife

Sorry, I’m just really feeling this dress by Zsazsa Bodizs, as well as the haircut @nbcgoodgirls gave me. More pics from our epic, eko #wizardschooldropout premiere forthcoming! #nofilter #goodlighting #selfie

eko’s #wizardschooldropout LOOKS AMAZING. And well, I didn’t look half-bad for tonight’s premiere! 👗: Zsazsa Bodizs #selfie #eko1121 #wizardschooldropout #premiere #ekovideo #interactive #actorslife

Do you watch @nbcgoodgirls? You SHOULD! (Just don’t blink when you do!) 😉⭐️👩🏻‍⚕️ #goodgirls #nbc #universalstudios #mustseetv #gueststar #actorslife

eko’s “Wizard School Dropout” drops this week! And so does my new, creature-character, “Figgy” from her flying rig! 🧞‍♀️Check it out... But more importantly, check out our show! #bts #eko #interactive #series #wizardschooldropout #comingsoon #thisweek #flying #rig #greenscreen #specialeffects #actorslife

#aboutlastnight 👗: Zsazsa Bodizs @mediaaccessawards #redcarpet #awardshow #disabilityadvocate #actorslife

Always an honor to represent alongside my girl, @itsmemsjamiebrewer at @mediaaccessawards. #redcarpet #awardsshow #mediaaccessawards #easterseals #disabilityadvocacy #ahs #jaimebrewer #reunitedanditfeelssogood #actorslife #dressby #zsazsabodizs

I’m a sucker for soft lighting. 💡🤳💋 #dressby Zsazsa Bodizs @MediaAccessAwards, here I come! #disabilityadvocate #actorslife #selfie

Bernie's new truck is vandalized again and Petey (Reggie Currelley) is his prime suspect. Meanwhile the couch crasher in the alley (Omar Kennedy) makes himself increasingly comfortable as actor John Marshall Jones and his nephew/sidekick Boogie (Ty Hodges) invade Bernie’s space in a whole new way. Written and Directed by MARCUS FOLMAR. Cinematography and Editing by STEVE ROYALL. Original Music by JONGNIC BONTEMPS. Starring: Marcus Folmar, John Marshall Jones, Naomi Grossman, Reggie Currelley, Ty Hodges, Bryan Rainstein and Omar Kennedy.

27 years ago, I lived in this house in Córdoba, Argentina, and dreamt of being an actress in Hollywood... Cut to 2 weeks ago, I was back for a quick visit, and had to self-tape an audition while I was there. That meant finding someone to read the other role in English, strapping my cell phone to an exercise bike, quieting the German shepherds outside, battening down the hatches due to crazy-winds, learning to light and edit and export all myself, NEVER MIND the acting. I swear, I wanted to submit that tape for short film consideration— I produced the 💩 out of it! Got wind of the callback while on my layover in Miami; THEN, beyond jet-lagged, met the director the DAY I returned home. 🥴 Yesterday I found out I got the part! 🤗 Gracias, Perla, y toda mi gente cordobesa— les debo el 10%, y mucho, mucho más!!! 😘💋🇦🇷

Like YOU haven’t fed the hot, homeless man living in your alley. This, among other actual adventures from my real-life, former #alleyway in Alley Way, dropping every #alleywaywednesday!

Good times at American Film Market!

Last Sunday I was reunited, 25 years later, on stage, with @therealalexandrabillings... You know her as #davina from @transparentamazon and/or will know her as #madamemorrible from Broadway’s @wicked_musical. But I knew her as the nazi-dyke-prison warden (calm down— this was late night-Chicago-comedy-underground-theatre-in the 90’s) in SHANNEN DOHERTY SHOOTS A PORNO, and the Russian-holographic-hooker in CANNIBAL CHEERLEADERS ON CRACK. We acted side-by-side, topless, some of the time— and even then, I was star-struck by her! I just KNEW there were big, big things ahead... Every weekend, I’d hop on the L, leaving my sheltered, little life up at @northwesternu for the nitty, gritty city and get a REAL EDUCATION from her, and the rest of our crazy-gifted cast, pictured here. And though my theatre-snob friends up at #NU liked to remind me, “it’s not Chekhov,” the lessons I learned there have informed my work even to this day. Being her special guest at #katiescorner last Sunday was like coming full-circle, home. Thank you, #alexandrabillings @seanabley @lalgbtcenter for the beautifully nostalgic night! 🌚💫🌈🤗👏🏼

LAST MINUTE INVITE to our FREE screening of 1BR_Film at the ArcLight Cinemas Santa Monica, 3pm TODAY! PopHorror says GO, among other nice things: "one-of-a-kind AHS alumna Naomi Grossman, who brings a physical presence to every role and makes even background work worth watching." (Told you it was a small part!) ;)

https://www.pophorror.com/bhff-2019-1br/?fbclid=IwAR3zEX8LZXXZoed3s0lbqSNAzZAqHehvLveNNvCJiw2OsGScLDYvSrd2f10

OF COURSE I went dressed as a disco ball to the @donnasummerbway opening at the @hollywoodpantagestheatre last night! 💃🏻 #discoqueen #donnasummer #broadwaymusical #openingnight #pantagestheatre #redcarpet #hotstuff

As Bernie says goodbye to his roommate, a discarded couch in the Alley leaves him needing to unload more unwanted company. Casting begins for Bernie's new project. Directed by STEVE ROYALL. Written by MARCUS FOLMAR. Cinematography and Editing by STEVE ROYALL. Original Music by JONGNIC BONTEMPS. Starring: Marcus Folmar, Naomi Grossman, Aubrey-Joseph Hill, Omar Kennedy, Bryan Rainstein, Karen Baughn, Hannah Faust, Steve Royall, Anthony Desire and Eboni Gentry.

It’s #alleywaywednesday, y’all! Tune into Alley Way every Wed to watch what all befalls my friends and I in our old alley. Hilarity ensues! #alleyway #season2 #webseries #tunein #actorslife

This is my bestie, Marcus Folmar. Over our 33 year-friendship, he’s said plenty of things to make me make this face. But when he told me season 2 of his web series, Alley Way (in which I play his feisty neighbor, “Reagan,” featured here) drops tomorrow, and that it’s GREAT... I believe him! Tune in for #alleywaywednesdays!

Excited to help rep "Murder RX" at AFM American Film Market - Loews Hotel. Check out our trailer, and holler if you're there!

https://vimeo.com/358870956?fbclid=IwAR33s9-fAuR7j9WDanzYY9roVD8fLOPyTV7Yay1mm9wVPaLv57AbUPUQtG0

The freakishly funny Alexandra Billings & I used to show our boobies on stage in “Cannibal Cheerleaders on Crack” every Fri & Sat night. This Sun, we’ll show you we can be JUST as funny with our shirts ON. We’ve come a long way, baby! See for yourself, in Katie's Corner: Live! November 3rd!