Happy Birthday, @deboanacanoa! Now EAT ME!!

WHO'S BEHIND THIS?! (I love YOU MORE!!!)

http://www.cafepress.com/ahsfans.890658934#.UfHy66TyGx8.twitter

Your place for Full Frontal Nerdity...

http://blog.alittledead.com/2013/07/episode-2151-chat-with-naomi-grossman.html

Now featured on "The Big Hairy Show!" I mean, "Big SCARY Show." (I actually made that faux pas while a recording the bumper for this podcast. Where's MY head?!) Listen for my interview 9 inches, I mean, 27 minutes in!

http://www.bigscaryshow.com

I don't speak Turkish, but lemme just take a stab at it:

Article reads: "Makeup takes 2.5-3 hours!  The actress really doesn't look like that!" Am I close at least?

http://www.acunn.com/haber/cirkin-kadin-yoktur-sozunun-ispati/86923?utm_source=Facebook_acunncom

Podcasters are apparently getting word that I'm a talker (and can easily fill up their hour).

Insomniac Radio:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yobHyPIJSjU

Waxing nostalgic of "Shock Stock" (Canada):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8YxmvNr42s&feature=youtu.be

I'm on INSOMNIACRadio.net RIGHT NOW.

Listen: http://stereo.wavestreamer.com:5364/listen.m3u?sid=1 /Call in: 813-642-3166.

Big hair, gold studs & MOUSTACHES! Where else than Shahs of Sunset's Reza Farahan's 40th Surprise party!

GREAT podcast, featuring interviews with me and the freakishly handsome Josh Stewart ("The Dark Knight Rises"). For an enhanced experience, I recommend googling his picture while listening here:

http://horrornews.net/74357/podcast-the-official-horrornews-net-podcast-eps-14/

About a year ago, a psychic (judge me, that's fine) told me I'd become a household-name in a new form of media which has yet to be developed. This week, a certain television star pitched me an idea which he describes as "a project that I've been developing, dealing with a new form of media and relating to a larger concept in the social media realm." WHAAA??!?!?! Needless to say, we're working together on something secret!

Congrats to my fellow AHS cast and crew on the MOST amount of Emmy noms! 17!!!

OK. I'm fangirling here. Just tweeted Mia Farrow a photo of my new do and she answered me back!

Trying not to thoroughly depress the children (while giving them the straight scoop) at the Young Actors' Theatre Camp.

www.campYATC.com

Daughter of Anarchy meets the "Sons of Anarchy."

at www.HollywoodShow.com

GLEEfully excited to be reunited with Darren Criss at the Young Actors' Theatre Camp in the Bay area next week!

PLAY WITH ME, DAMNITTTT!!!

Sorry, y'all-- gonna have to post A LOT more hot photos to balance out my year's worth of ugly ones!

I'll be at "The Hollywood Show" signing autographs this Sat & Sun at the Westin near LAX...

But now, even far-away fans can get a signed Pepper poster with video recorded authentication & personalization through IMAGE Meet and Greet Events! http://goo.gl/9jLMy

Pardon the vanity pics, but I've posted nothing but hideous photos for about 9 months now... I'm rather enjoying sharing these pretty ones!

Even the mistakes on this shoot were cool-looking!

Never in my WILDEST Hollywood DREAMS would I have imagined receiving fan art on my doorstep.

Thank you, www.facebook.com/GermSpider!

You've made my day & entryway!

It's a tad intimidating when the photographer is hotter than the subject!