Funny because it's true. (The 6,000 retweets is pretty cool too!)

Really looking forward to taking Mil Máscaras down... I mean, working with him in this upcoming movie!

https://www.facebook.com/MissionMovie

Don't pigeonhole me though-- I'm ready for those MILF roles too ;)

Finally, I can start booking some rabid, feral mom roles.

When I was in college I took Portuguese, in hopes that this hot Brazilian guy might private tutor me ;) He never even knew, but now I do interviews in his language regularly:

http://www.ahsbrasil.com/entrevistas/naomi-grossman/

AHS nominated for another award for excellence in casting. I'm biased, of course, but I CONCUR!

http://www.deadline.com/2013/08/artios-award-2013-nominees-list/

Catching up with old friends at my high school reunion this weekend was well worth the trip. Having a random stranger request a photo with me in front of them was priceless!

T minus 1 month: C4 Central Coast Comic Con!

http://www.venturacomiccon.com/media-guests.html

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MADONNA! #SincerestFormOfFlattery

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0d8e7ae7e1/madonna-s-hung-up-video-parody

It's an honor just to be CONSIDERED for an Emmy nomination!

MAJOR PERSONAL ACHIEVEMENT! I've had this pose on my vision board forever... 15 years in the making, I'm finally smack in the MIDDLE OF THE ROOM!!!

There are 4 of these within a mile of my house. It's as if I'm being cornered by awesomeness!!!

Gearing up for my million year high school reunion this weekend... But what dress should I wear? Which hair?! Whose hands?!?

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." (I'm talking to you, Beyoncé.)

Indiegogo Party for a Sci-fi Lucha Libre movie I'm in. In case you're in LA and/or feeling generous!

PEPPER PROUD!

Because you just never know when your ex-bfs are googling you ;)

Don't Cry For Me, Argentina! (Just tweet!!!)

Got a call today to be a nude model in a life-drawing class. A less fortunate time in my life suddenly flashed before my eyes... And I was reminded: I've come a looong way, baby!

If my Portuguese serves me, the Brazilian AHS Fan Club is organizing a twitter campaign on my behalf... Fri, 8/9 at 4pm PST tweet @MrRPMurphy #NaomiGrossmanOnCoven. Viva Brasil!