This pic dates back to Burning Man-- but it's pretty much where I am right now... Reflecting upon a stellar 2013, with an excellent inkling about 2014!

Obligatory Punta pic.

Too hot for clothes. @Casa Pueblo

...into Urdhva.

Drop-back..

My new trick!

Mate y música en la playa = una muy feliz Navidad!

My dear dad with his ridiculous, new, bolo tie!

Last minute stocking-stuffer for anyone who'd like to ash on me. (I know a few!)

Made it into Imgur this morning:

http://imgur.com/gallery/r8iR9

Wish you all were here in Punta del Este with me!

GENTE!! DESCULPE! NÃO CONSEGUI CONHECER A NEGUEM--SÓ CHOPP COM PÃO DE QUEIJO. GOSTOSO, AUNQUE NÃO TANTO COMO VOCÊS!!

BOM DIA, BRASIL!

Made a few funny faces on TV last night, and my IMDb star meter shot up to an all-time high of 46. #RealityDoesNotBite

I may or may not be on "Shahs of Sunset" tonight. Just depends on how cute & witty I seem.

I've been naughty, Krampus!

"Keynote Speaker" has such a nice ring!

http://crippingthecon.com/2014-keynote-speaker-naomi-grossman/

I'd say more, but I signed an NDA...

Enjoying being on the other end of the judicial process!

http://comedyninja.org/a-chat-with-naomi-grossman/