Happy Halloween, pumpkins!

That moment you realize your own friends aren't watching American Horror Story...

So, I guess Salon is a thing? ;) This has been #1 on there for a few days now:

http://www.salon.com/2014/10/24/naomi_grossman_of_american_horror_story_ive_never_been_told_i_was_so_pretty_until_played_the_ugliest_person_on_tv/

All week long, I hoped no one would die… And then someone just HAD to change her face:

Mom's first Step & Repeat. She's a natural! — at Santa Fe Comic Con.

Could this show get any cooler? For me, it just did:

http://www.bustle.com/articles/45088-are-all-ahs-seasons-connected-through-the-same-universe-lets-dig-through-the-theories

My Pepper wall expands, thanks to Kimberly Dunaway: Art and Cosplay & Artassassin, respectively! — at Santa Fe Comic Con.

For those who missed me guest-judging on the season premiere of "Halloween Wars," here it is!

http://misleddit.com/p/2izs20/

Literally chilling with our Emmy-winning Makeup Dept Head, Eryn Krueger Mekash in the current issue of EMMY Magazine!

Fun, flirty chat with cute radio hosts! (Didn't know there was such a thing!) Those who missed it, can listen here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mi_PQrN42s

5 things you probably already know about me!

http://www.wetpaint.com/american-horror-story/video/2014-10-08-american-horror-story-freak-show-naomi-grossman-facts?postId=540183&socialTitle=Pepper%2Bfrom%2BAmerican%2BHorror%2BStory%253A%2BSee%2Bactress%2BNaomi%2BGrossman%2Bout%2Bof%2Bcharacter%2B%25E2%2580%2594%2BShe%2527s%2Ba%2BBABE%2Bin%2Breal%2Blife%2521%2B&utm_campaign=o-o-video-repromote&utm_medium=fnpg-bachelor&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_term=1412876242300801

Join me in the "Mini Mansion" today @9:30amPT/12:30pmET on the Playboy Morning Show:

http://playboyradio.com/shows/playboy-morning-show/

Nice chat this morning with New Mexico's 94 Rock:

http://www.94rock.com/onair/the-morning-show-5966/morning-show-podcasts-for-tues-oct-12885476/

I swore I wouldn't post about my IMDb again… Unless, of course, it went up. Should I send my condolences to Jennifer Lawrence or what?!

Me on bicycles, The Groundlings Theatre, being bald, finding fame, and wacky accents:

http://www.newjerseynewsroom.com/movies/naomi-grossman-american-horror-storys-pepper-talks-about-her-long-journey-in-comedy-and-her-role-now-on-fxs-hit-show

What are YOU afraid of? Here's what scares (scared) me, Michael Chiklis,Wes Bentley, Gabourey Sidibe, and James DuMont:

http://www.eonline.com/videos/227063/american-horror-story-stars-reveal-worst-fears

NM friends & fam: Snag me a copy of New Mexico Entertainment, will ya?

Non-NMers can read the article here: http://www.nmentertains.com/#!the-5/c16md

I'll grab it from you when I'm there for Santa Fe Comic Con next week!  http://santafecomiccon.com

I believe! But then, I'm just a pinhead.

http://www.vulture.com/2014/10/american-horror-story-theory-every-season-connected.html?mid=facebook_vulture

Actors looking ugly. Look who tops the list:

http://vos.lavoz.com.ar/galerias/actores-que-se-afean-para-sus-papeles-en-el-cine-o-la-television

Fun (disgusting) behind-the-scenes tid-bit: Remember last week's ep, when we were out in the swap at night, doing that thing? (No spoilers!) Well, they say freaks come out at night… but so do the CHIGGERS! And boy, do they love sweet Pepper! Of course, they couldn't keep from at least trying to stay fabulous, lounging by this French Quarter pool and repulsing everyone...

DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?!?!

Mom:  Pastor Phil watched the premiere!
Me:  Yes, mom.  10 MILLION viewers did.  Enough to RENEW for a 5TH SEASON ALREADY!
Mom:  Well, isn't that nice. 10 million and 1!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2791375/american-horror-story-renewed-fifth-season-record-10-million-viewers-tune-in.html

Apologies, all. I've worked too hard. It's just gonna have to be like this for a while:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDNHUdFLGEo

I care WAY TOO MUCH about this, I know-- but my IMDb STARmeter has now jumped to #5. Yes, FIIIVE. As in SINGLE DIGIT. Which means, I could get swept up in the tornado outside, and it would be STILL be the best day ever!

https://pro-labs.imdb.com/name/nm1303594/?ref_=sch_int

Love how "astonished" this blogger is… If only she knew me, she'd know this is really just par for the course:

http://www.holymoly.com/tv/pictures/geeks-and-freaks-american-horror-story-freak-show-premiere70850

Enjoying being the creamy center of a quadruple-decker celeb sandwich. I always have wanted to be on top of Ryan Gosling. Delicious!

PerezHilton.com approves! Made me cover of the story!

http://perezhilton.com/2014-10-10-american-horror-story-freak-show-what-the-cast-looks-like-in-real-life

'Twas a SPELLBINDING day today at the ‪#‎NOLACoven‬ DVD Release Event! Loved seeing the Coven mansion and all that witchy couture (and pretending I'd won Lou Eyrich's Emmy). The best part: WATCHING FREAK SHOW EP 2. JUST YOU WAIT FOR WEDNESDAY!!!

#NOLACoven FANS: you're in for a treat! DVD/Blu-ray Release Event TOMORROW!!! Q&A with cast, then I'll introduce a special advance screening of AHS: Freak Show Ep 2! Enter the Coven @ Buckner Mansion (1410 Jackson Ave., New Orleans); 11:45AM TOMORROW. Email: Rsvp.foxhomeent@gmail.com (subject line "Coven Behind the Scenes").

DON'T CHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME?! Thanks, wholly, to the AHS SPFX makeup & hair team, without whom Wednesday's freak orgy would not have been possible. That's right... FREAK ORGY. If you missed Wednesday's premiere, GET YOUR FREAK ON ALREADY!!!

AND HERE I'D WORRIED NOBODY WOULD WATCH!!! Last night's premiere of AHS drew 6.127 MILLION viewers and a 3.1 rating among adults 18-49. That’s up 10% from the 5.54 million who watched Coven's debut last year (making it a series viewership high), as well as a 3% rise in ratings.

http://deadline.com/2014/10/american-horror-story-ratings-freak-show-premiere-848649/

My life philosophy, secret to fearlessness, and nail color preferences, all revealed here:

http://www.julep.com/blog/more-pepper-please/ 
Shout-outs to Julep & Mint Uptown Salon!

Oh yes!!! I like it on top!

WOOOHOO! JUST GOT WRAPPED IN TIME TO WATCH! WHO IN NOLA HAS CABLE AND WANTS TO HOST ME AND THE BAND OF FREAKS?!

Yup, this is how I look. Since 1990, y'all!

http://www.ibtimes.com/american-horror-story-season-4-what-actress-who-plays-pepper-looks-real-life-photos-1700715

Made Fox News' "Pic of the Day!"

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/slideshow/2014/10/07/fox411-pic-day/

TooFab says, "But there was one 'AHS' regular who really stole the show, thanks to her dramatic dress and her almost unrecognizable appearance." I don't know about you, but I believe EVERYTHING entertainment gossip blogs say!

http://www.toofab.com/2014/10/06/american-horror-story-freak-show-premiere-pepper-photos/#sthash.31dXF7Gj.dpufhttp://www.toofab.com/2014/10/06/american-horror-story-freak-show-premiere-pepper-photos/

Quoting the Daily Star:

"American Horror Story star Naomi Grossman should be as big as Beyoncé by the end of the week."

Thank you, Natalia Fedner Design, for "one of the most eye-popping (frocks) we've seen since Rihanna's diamond slip."  I "managed to pull it off!"

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/403565/American-Horror-Story-Naomi-Grossman-in-naked-dress

PEPPER'S BACK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzOaNNFdxK8

HOLY SHITE! THEY CLOSED DOWN HOLLYWOOD BLVD FOR US! I JUST GOT MAULED BY A BAZILLION CAMPED-OUT KIDS!

Packing for our Red Carpet Premiere! What hair (or no hair!) should I wear???

Made #4 of the "5 Most Amazing Moments in the new 'AHS: Freakshow' Trailer!"

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jarettwieselman/american-horror-story-freak-show-exclusive-trailer#2af57lb

DID YOU SEE ME IN THIS TRAILER?!? TWICE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P0ku41tGeQ

Look what Jessica Lange did yesterday when she threw me to the floor in a fit of acting-fury! I just hope it scars so I can cherish it forever!!