We all know how bad sound, color, and music can ruin a movie!  Please consider contributing to this post-production kickstarter for this low-budget horror film I did.  It has the potential to be great!  http://kickstarter.com/projects/petersimeti/the-chair-post-production-on-our-comic-book-horror

MY FACE (w/ prosthetics) ON A BILLBOARD!  BUCKET LIST:  CHECK!!!  (As seen off the I-4 in Orlando.)  Good lookin' out, Spooky Empire!

New Englanders (New English?):  Today's the last day to get a 40% off discount on tickets for next month's Point Society gala:  http://pointsociety.dudaone.com/home

Special thanks to Chiller Theatre for hosting me this weekend, and to my always creative fans for making it so special, and to my especially special friends, Marcus Folmar & Kevin Kusmick for making the trek from NYC to see me, and to my long, lost friends, Mindy Sterling ("Austin Powers," "iCarly") & Matt Doherty ("Mighty Ducks") for the crazy, chance encounter!  (So glad Getty Images captured it-- even with my dress tucked into my stockings!)

Ben Woolf was supposed to be here with us this weekend. :(  Thank you, @_elissa67 for the beautiful momento of him!

I travel so much, it's rare when something notable, nevermind hilarious happens in-flight:  I was working away at my computer; the older businessman next to me had propped his iPad up on the seat in front of him.  He fell asleep, and his Netflix queue steamed up... I glanced over, only to see what looked to be a GAY PORN playing!  STARRING A FRIEND OF MINE!!!  I knew not what to do other than snap the photos below!!! I was dying... What was this seemingly straight man (didn't see the pinky till later) doing, watching such smut in public?!  And what was my friend doing IN IT?!  He eventually woke up, MORTIFIED, and quickly changed the channel.  I've since learned from my actor-friend, Eric Dean that's it's actually a gay ROM-COM.  In his defense, his work looked excellent!  I've added it to my Netflix queue to see how it ends!!

Fun fact about Amazon Eve:  her breasts feel like a travel pillow!

Ooo, la la!  C'est une nouvelle exclusivité AHS FRANCE que voici:  une interview inédite de MOI!
http://ahsfrance.com/2005-naomi-grossman-pepper-se-devoile-pour-ahs-france-2/

My top 5 AHS moments, with 20K views in the first 20 minutes!  Nicely done, moviepilot.com!  https://www.facebook.com/moviepilotdotcom/videos/903073083064461/

New Yorkers:  Don't hate-- you know I ALWAYS come see you whenever I'm close.  I just can't this time-- work calls, not to mention my very own bed!  If, however, you're inclined to come visit me this weekend at Chiller Theatre in Parsippany, NJ, I'll be there Fri-Sun, 4/24-26 with my fellow freaks, and the slew of famous folks listed here.  http://www.chillertheatre.com/gt/gtc4.htm 
GOOD TIMES GUARANTEED!

Here we go again!

-At Pop Con

I remember when Ethan Hawke spoke to us theatre majors in the exact same hall where I spoke to theatre majors this week.  (Been having on to this purple dress, hoping for this very occasion for a while!)  Thanks to the dear friends that joined me last night, on this wonderfully fulfilling, full-circle journey!

Yesterday I shared with students the $h!t they don't teach you at Northwestern about Hollywood.  It must have gone well, because the internet says!  http://dailynorthwestern.com/2015/04/16/campus/american-horror-story-actress-talks-about-her-journey-from-northwestern-to-hollywood/

On this Tax Day, thought I'd ask:  NONE of my friends/fans/followers work for the IRS?  I'm being audited for the SECOND time in 3 years-- they STILL allege my acting is a hobby, and disallow all related deductions.  Got a new accountant on the case, though could really use a friend/fan/follower over there... in case that's you!

I'm an only child, though I did enjoy spending "Siblings Day" with the brother-in-law I never had.

Hats off to photographer Cathryn Farnsworth, stylist Holley Wolfe, makeup artist Dallas Dinnocente (and yoga) for this hot, new shot!

More hot, never-before-seen shots by photographer Carlos Moscat, in a dress by designer Natalia Fedner, and an interview by me, re:  WAIT FOR IT... my relationship status.  With Hollywood ;)

Now on "No White Noise:"  http://nowhitenoise.com/2015/03/american-horror-story-star-naomi-grossman-on-pepper-and-her-complex-relationship-with-hollywood/

PORTLAND!!!  Excited to see whether the dream of the 90's is alive... And more importantly, YOU, THIS WEEKEND, at the Cherry City Comic Con!  http://www.cherrycitycomiccon.com

NOW YOU CAN ACTUALLY PLAY WITH ME!  Got my very own action figure today... This was on my bucket-list, btw, along with Halloween mask, invite to the Playboy mansion, and letter from the President.  Now all I need is my face on the side of a bus... (WITHOUT being hit by one!)
http://ihorror.com/american-horror-story-freak-show-toys-coming-soon/

ULTIMATE APRIL FOOL'S PRANK:  when photographer Andrew Tess, stylist Christin Galarraga & makeup artist Jessie Lynn convinced me that shooting "norm core" was a good idea.  YOU GOT ME!