MY take-away from this personally deplorable year of nastiness & narcissism: to love myself so fiercely, that when others see me, they know exactly as it should be done. ;) Photo by: Genevieve Marie Makeup by: Hosway M Ali

Back in the U.S. for less than an hour, only to learn that Barbara Tarbuck ("Mother Superior" from American Horror Story: Asylum) has died. In addition to just plain sad, makes me miss Cuba and not having internet.

http://www.expressandstar.com/entertainment/2016/12/30/american-horror-story-star-barbara-tarbuck-has-died/

New room, with a very different view... en una muy feliz navidad!

Could my mom be any happier watching the hibachi?!? (I could take endless photos of her enjoying herself here.)

My mom playing Bob Marley's piano. One LOVE!

A room with a view:

My mom is a bonafide hit with the bros here at Moon Palace Jamaica Grande!

Here's the thing about my mom: everything is either "JUST WONDERFUL!!!!," or "absolutely abyyyyyyysmal." No in between. Tonight's Michael Jackson show at Moon Palace Jamaica Grande was a 100%, A++, 10 outta 10, standing ovation/arms outstretched-worthy, evidently!

Yah, man/mom! Sun, rum & fun have our name all over it!!

Happy #wintersolstice, suckas! Photo by: Genevieve Marie Makeup by: Hosway M Ali Bather by: Pinup Girl Clothing Float by: Dumbo Lounge Sacks — traveling to Ocho Rios, Jamaica.

Sometimes... I have the most fun of anyone at the party.

Top (hat) o' the morning to you, FB! Hats off to American Hat Makers & GBK Productions for the awesome, new hat! #1800nicehat #americanhatmakers

#TBT: when "Russian involvement" meant rolling out red carpets & showering us with free vodka. 😭🇺🇸🇷🇺🍾💃🏻📸

2016 just wasn't right without Rose.

POP for the People!

Grand time this weekend at The Animal Museum's grand opening! The Fashion Tails exhibit (featuring photos of me & my fellow "Short Straw" co-star, Elaine Hendrix, with rescue animals!) will be up till February, so if you find yourself in DTLA, check it out!