Ended 2017 in the most perfect way possible: reuniting with one of my most treasured friends, Tim Dans, who I last saw 25 years ago when we were living in Argentina. Tim is deaf... with a wicked sense of humor. He used to hold his finger to his mouth and shush me... Even he knew what a loud-mouth I was! 🙉 Sorry for yammering your ear off, amigo mío! Just so happy to see you!! 😘❤️🇦🇷

HATE to say goodbye to my mom, but now that she's seen the famous, LA icon, Angelyne (and our matching pink cars!), how better to top the trip off?!?

My mom is ready for her close-up! 🎬📽☠️🎞

It's bring-your-mom-to-work-day today! — with Martha Grossman at Remmet Studios.

From our tiny family to yours: Merry Christmas! 🎄Thanks, Catch LA for the splendid meal! 🍣

Santa Claus is coming to town! (@1:25pm, to be exact.)

Some photo editor clearly has it out for me:

http://www.zergnet.com/news/2148330/what-these-ahs-stars-look-like-in-real-life

Manifesting with my new move!

I've been a homely cult leader's wife all week, so this is just to remind me that I was pretty as recently as last week!

All I really care about being is a working actor. #actorslife #takenothingforgranted #notrumpcare

The WONDERFUL thing about shooting a slasher film on your period: you don't have to tell the costumer what's corn syrup or not!

http://bloody-disgusting.com/indie/3474372/scout-taylor-compton-tops-chicago-based-horror-lurker/

Ooooo, we should shoot a horror movie here! Oh right, we are. #TheLurker

How 'bout that! My character and I share an alma mater! #GoCats #TheLurker

Men, take note: sound technician is the ONLY job in which this is considered appropriate workplace behavior! The Lurker — in Chicago, Illinois.

It really is a wonderful life!

Santa Babies! — with Eva Danielle.

Certified, TV dating coach, Damona Resnick Hoffman & I discuss how to achieve eternal sunshine of the spotless mind after an ugly break-up. (It can be done! I did it!!) Listen & learn:

https://www.facebook.com/DamonaHoffman/videos/10155928124922888

All I want for Christmas is to play this crazy character forever. 👇🏼😜🎥🎄

https://www.facebook.com/ctrlaltdeleteshow/videos/1938397299821371/

Sometimes... a celebrity gossip site totally gets it right. ❤️️💕💝 Daryle Koltay & The Blast:

https://theblast.com/ahs-pepper-meets-fan/

Bragging rights for life! I dragged Cindy & Bobby Brady to a BD/SM club last night. But look, they still appear as wholesome and lovely as ever! — attending Tallahassee Comic Con 2017 at Tallahassee Comic Con.

Once, twice, three times a Pepper! Kudos & thanks, Kollet Originals! Tallahassee's got talent! — attending Tallahassee Comic Con 2017 at Tallahassee Comic Con.

Before & After Then & Now Dumb & Dumber — with Wesley Day.

Last night I met my ultimate fanboy: Daryle Koltay, AKA @mister.micro. Daryle has microcephaly-- that's the birth defect that also afflicted Pepper. He and his lovely family travelled 2.5 hours from St. Petersburg, FL to meet me at our An Accidental Zombie - Named Ted red carpet screening last night. Daryle is AWESOME-- a super-fly dresser with an amazing story (check out his feature in People!). I don't know who was more excited to meet who! NOW look who's the crazed fangirl!! 👶🏻📸💋(Hair by: Brandon Liberati; styled by: Nicole Balzano.) — watching An Accidental Zombie - Named Ted Full Movie - 2017 at Marion Theater.

Reunited, and it feels so good! Hair by: Brandon Liberati; styled by: Nicole Balzano. — watching An Accidental Zombie - Named Ted Full Movie - 2017 with Wesley Day at Marion Theater.

After our big opening tomorrow of An Accidental Zombie - Named Ted, I'm grand jeté-ing up to Tallahassee Comic Con. Floridians, join us for either or both!

http://www.tallahassee.com/story/entertainment/2017/11/28/limelight-extra-bach-gets-dance-partners-opening-nights/108098018/?from=global&sessionKey=&autologin=

I typically like to keep what I'm creating close to the chest, but it's #GivingTuesday! So I'll give you a peek-- or wait for it's big reveal, live, somewhere, soon... (!!!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aUvZF-6GOU&index=6&list=PLV-1vSzzRxuIqAehxW4ZyFF1qwJcKyRbK

T minus 1 week till Tallahassee Comic Con!

https://www.facebook.com/events/1283942951712970/permalink/1478981958875734/

NOW... WE FEAST!

This needs to become a TV series. Here's why: 1. I'd be a series regular. 2. Its message is vital & relevant. 3. It's starting to seem most men in Hollywood are miscreants... Yet this features an almost exclusively female cast & crew!

https://www.facebook.com/ctrlaltdeleteshow/videos/1931384313856003/

🎼I put my hand up on my hip, when I dip you dip we dip! 🎤 The middle-schooler in me is da dipitty-do-da-DYING RIGHT NOW!!! GUESS WHO I'm taking as my arm candy (again, after all these years) to the "An Accidental Zombie (Named Ted)" red carpet screening in Ocala, FL 11/30? MY 8TH GRADE CRUSH!!! Join us:

www.anaccidentalzombienamedted.com

Looking forward to seeing some of my more subtle, nuanced work in the zany zombedy, "An Accidental Zombie (Named Ted)," coming soon to the big screen! Tix to our red carpet screening on 11/30 in Ocala, FL available here:

www.anaccidentalzombienamedted.com

This happens almost every time someone buys one of my solo show DVDs, but not the other. It makes me so happy! Because my solo shows are something I did, almost all by myself (though never without my devoted director, Richard Embardo), with my meager, Spanish teacher-budget at the time. It means they're interested in me, and my voice... To date, it's still the work of which I personally am most proud. Thank you, David Beckham, for supporting small, otherwise overlooked theatre!

So long, Boulder City! 😜 Thanks, Dam Short Film Festival, for all that you've done for me!!

http://bouldercityreview.com/opinion/city-can-t-escape-its-ties-horror#sthash.KkBRXrCJ.dpbs

It's not just powerful men in politics & Hollywood... "Born This Way" star, Elena Ashmore goosed me too! 😜GREAT DAY with fellow disability advocates at the Media Access Awards. THANK YOU for including me! #inclusion

#tbt: That time LARams kicker Mike Lansford, THE Sugar Ray Leonard, & I kicked #mutiplemyeloma to the curb!! Thank you, Debra Berenson for including me at #imbcr2017! Dress by: Pol Atteu.

NEW ENGLAND!!! This evening I'll be speaking re: women in comedy at Plymouth State University. (I'll prolly make this face a lot... cuz that's the main take-away.) Join us! 8pm; 17 High St. 😆👗👄

Less likely to make you blush (than say, yesterday's podcast), but still a worthy listen:

http://www.horriblehorrorpodcast.com/hhepisodes/2017/11/9/bonus-naomi-grossman-interview

My blush-worthy interview with BROTHERS ON WHATEVER (scroll to the bottom of the page, then to the 1:15:00 mark):

http://www.brothersonwhatever.com/the-podcast.html

Does photobombing my FB Live count as a lewd act? Because Louis C.K. did! (This story is true.)

Too late for Halloween, but never too late to share this important message:

https://www.facebook.com/uclafightscancer/videos/10154934434031716/

This is what's up at Western Washington University:

I'm way behind on American Horror Story, so no spoilers! But happy to see Pepper (& Meep!) again, in any incarnation! 👶🏻🎪

Thank you, Contamination Stage 6: The Mutation for the frightfully fun weekend!

What am I, some proponent of slacker rights? No loser left behind? Saving the scrubs, one bad date at a time? My fans spoil me with jewelry, flowers, chocolate... like no boyfriend ever has! 😂💍🌺🍫 (It's some 🐃💩!)

I'm in this. It's hilarious, and timely, and important. And if it goes to series, I'll be a regular (as the "abortionado"). See it on the big screen in Brooklyn Sun 11/5 at the Imagine This Women's International Film Festival, in Chicago Sun 11/11 at the Chicago International Reel Shorts Film Festival , or right here, right now!

https://www.facebook.com/ctrlaltdeleteshow/videos/1921321178195650/

In case there's any question of what I am, what I *can* look like, some things I've done, and where I'll be this weekend: Contamination.

Some hot Peppers out there this Halloween! 👶🏻💐🌶🎯🎪☠️🌚🎃👻🎉

Elvira was not happy that BOTH Grace and Frankie upstaged her costume this #halloween!

Home... back to the BREAKING, breezy, celeb-fluff I missed! Via Star Magazine, OK! Magazine & Radar Online, with Pol Atteu, Patrik Simpson & SnowWhite90210: