I'm mad for this hunk... errrr, hulk! Dress by: Antoine Kareh couture Styled by: Nicole Balzano Makeup by: Hosway M Ali

I can't handle FB today-- my AoMO (awareness of missing out) during Mardi Gras in Nola is just too acute. So instead, I'm waxing nostalgic of my Oscar Sunday at the cool kid's table, with Game of Thrones star Daniel Portman, star of everything (except The Parent Trap) Missi Pyle, personal appearance agent-extraordinaire Laurence Wreford, and the mastermind behind my dress, stylist Nicole Balzano.

She asked my #Oscar predictions... I said I'd be happy with Moonlight or La La Land winning. I've never called it with such accuracy! Dress by: Antoine Kareh couture Styled by: Nicole Balzano Makeup by: Hosway M Ali.

Fun fact: the makeup artist (pictured here) who did my face for #ahsasylum & Evan's hands for #ahsfreakshow (with a little help from Pepper here!), among a million other amazing makeups-- won the #oscar last night for Suicide Squad! Kudos to Christopher Nelson!!! 🏆🍾📽👶🏻👏🏻🎯

Don't think I don't see you throwing shade back there, dude! Dress by: Antoine Kareh couture Styled by: Nicole Balzano Makeup by: Hosway M Ali .

When your stylist kills it so hard, you bring her as your plus one. Styled by: Nicole Balzano; dress by: Antoine Kareh couture; makeup by: Hosway M Ali.

Junkie in the trunkie, gettin' a quick-fix for those #preoscars #blues. Dress by: Wow Couture Styled by: Nicole Balzano.

In my Blue Period. Dress by: Wow Couture; Styled by: Nicole Balzano.

I wouldn't normally feed such rumors, but there is reference here to my "brilliance and excellence," which seems like not fake news worthy of sharing. ;)

http://www.itechpost.com/articles/86680/20170222/american-horror-story-season-7-to-tackle-us-presidential-election-whos-acting-as-donald-trump.htm

Who am I kidding? I'd close my gap for a role like that! (Then reopen it for my Madonna biopic.)

http://www.inquisitr.com/3991251/american-horror-story-season-7-news-hillary-clinton-role-already-cast/

I mean, I wouldn't turn it down. Via MTV:

http://www.mtv.com/news/2984517/ahs-season-7-pepper-hillary-clinton/

Pantsuit's pressed & ready:

http://deadline.com/2017/02/american-horror-story-season-7-plot-presidential-debate-ryan-murphy-1201913474/

Documentarian Steve Belgard interviewed me for his Schlitzie movie. I think it's going to be great-- but it can only happen with your (tax-deductible!) help:

https://dfs.dntly.com/campaign/schlitzie-one-of-us#/

#HappyValentinesDay

Thank you all for coming to my photoshoot, errrr... BIRTHDAY! I clearly had a terrible time, as captured by my imitable photographer-friend, Genevieve Marie:

Well, I had my annual, Feb 7th-meltdown today. Any shrinks out there wanna weigh in as to why I can't deal when people are too nice to me? Your 472 bday posts, not to mention the countless calls, texts, emails, drinks, meals, presents, and presence at my party left me feeling overwhelmed and undeserving of so much adoration and attention. Or maybe I'm just sleep-deprived, since we partied till 6am... ON A MONDAY!!! THANK YOU ALL for making sure I had a great birthday yesterday, and a stereotypically sentimental day today. Pics to follow!

Too early for #TBT, but can we all agree: Lady Gaga WAS THE UNDISPUTED WINNER OF THIS CRAZY GAME?!?

For everyone asking: yes, you saw me on "Hell's Kitchen" the other night. That was 2 years ago (hence, the hat covering my centimeter of hair)-- so much for "reality TV!" HA!

Let the birthday celebrations begin!