Hey, all you sexy, Swiss bankers! I'm hamming it up out here! Giving quite a show to those at the right angle. ;) (I gotta work off the chocolate & cheese somehow.) Take a long lunch and join me, why don't you?!?

The Swiss are extremely well-mannered and know not what to do with me. Fortunately, my host extraordinaire, former neighbor & Zürich-transplant, Eric Mueller does: whip out your camera & feed me wieners! Hahahaha!

Bid the French Freak Show farewell, then sped down the German autobahn to the Swiss Rheinfall. (Take a picture, trick! I'm on a boat, b****! F land, this boat is REAL!!!)

My fans are also super HOT!!! (From Spain!) 🔥🇪🇸😍 (Oh, and talented too!) 😜🎨 Encantada, Josef Mendez! — at Festival Bloody week-end. Edit

Enjoying zee fine, French pâtisseries! — at Festival Bloody week-end.

Broken record, I know-- but I have the cutest and sweetest fans, period. — at Festival Bloody week-end.

Psyched (or psychotic) to be in France! 🇫🇷 — at Festival Bloody week-end.

Nothing masks extreme jet-lag like like red lipstick & genuine joy. 💤💄😀🇫🇷 Merci et je t'aime, David Rodolpho, Madgad, @leratetlours & Erick Lrch! — at Festival Bloody week-end.

Here's how we feel about saying goodbye to our new favorite cast & crew this morning...

NEVER in my 26 years on earth, have I seen my name on a truck-stop tchotchke, MUCH LESS on a GLOBAL BRAND! It gets better... After I found myself (top-shelf, btw), I found my middle name too! Strange... no Grossman, though. ;) Still, 2 for 3 ain't bad!

Sometimes, the airport tram safety bar... becomes a stripper pole! And that's how you pre-set bond with Gary Anthony Williams. ❤️

Don't you wanna see this as a movie?!? (We gotta go shoot it first!!)

I have Bob Dylan-hair! And I'm super happy about it!! (I kid, of course-- I was actually REALLY THRILLED to attend #aneveningwithwomen, benefiting the Los Angeles LGBT Center this weekend.) #nastywomenunite #resist #loveislove

My mother taught me great poise & composure. (I just choose not to exercise it often! 😜)

If anyone needs me, I'm on an all-night bike ride, dressed as a unicorn. 🦄 🚲

'Twas a wonderfully weird night at Larry King's 60th Broadcasting Anniversary.

May Day! May Day!! Mermaids & mermen have rights too! Today we protest this unbearable weather, unlivable conditions, and dearth of eligible sailors!! 😜🐬⚓️☀️