March 31, 2020
March 30, 2020
March 29, 2020
March 28, 2020
I'm a total luddite, so dunno how this is gonna go, but I'm doing a virtual Q&A tomorrow (Sun?) at 1:45pm PST/ 4:45 EST with the writer, director, producer & cast of Bite Me - The Film, namely Naomi McDougall Graham, Meredith Edwards, Sarah Wharton, Christian Coulson & Mahira Kahara. Join us for this unique mama.film Community Cinema Convo: BITE ME by clicking on this link. (I think!)
March 27, 2020
March 26, 2020
#tbt (It is Thursday, right?) When I was a little girl, misbehaving (exhibit A: clearly tormenting my cousin), my mom used to threaten me: “BEHAVE OR I’LL GO TO MY ROOM!” 🤔 Because... she KNEW: TRAPPING ME ALONE IN MY ROOM would just be TOO CRUEL! 😭 This one goes out to all my fellow extroverts living alone right now. I feel you! 😬🤬😳😢🤯
March 25, 2020
March 24, 2020
Wanna know how I’m keeping from going completely 🦇-💩🤪? The UDAYA Yoga & Fitness #onlineclasses MY MOM & I SHOT WHILE ON RETREAT IN BULGARIA! 🇧🇬🧘♀️🧘♀️ Can you spot us?! (I’ll give you a hint: she’s the 79-YEAR OLD DOING ACROYOGA!) 😳🤸🏻♀️👵🏼💪🏼🤯 #udaya #yoga #fitness #goals #motherdaughter #ageisjustanumber #yogaretreat #onlineyoga #acroyoga #yogamama #howtosurvive #coronapocalypse
March 23, 2020
Remember restaurants? Bars? Clubs? Gyms? Yoga studios? Coffee shops? Theaters? Cinemas? Schools? Malls? Stores? Salons? Spas? Galleries? Sports? Concerts? Festivals? Parades? Events? Churches? Synagogues? Offices? Errands? Travel? Plans? Groups of more than 10? Not being afraid that everyone around you is maybe a murderer? 🤯 Yah, I miss that too. #truthisstrangerthanfiction #realtalk #horrorstory #prophetic #pepper #ahs #meme #corona #coronavirus #covid19 #coronapocalypse
March 22, 2020
WHATCHA DOIN’ TONIGHT?! Oh, you’re trapped inside, like the rest of the world, watching TV? Then WATCH ME on Good Girls! Tonight, 10pm PST (check local listings) on NBC. I have a cute scene w/ Mae Whitman— we took this selfie for our mutual friend, EvanPeters, which is why we didn’t check if our faces were cut off! 🤦🏻♀️ Meh, so long as we’re not on the cutting room floor! 😬🙏🏼🤞🏼#goodgirls #nbc #universal #maewhitman #gueststar #dontblink #actorslife #thankyou Ulrich/dawson/kritzer Casting Momentum Talent Agency
March 21, 2020
Another #birthday shout-out to Alok Mishra, my dear friend & producer of 1BR_Film. (‘Bout a girl trapped in an apartment— sound familiar?!) Its April 24 theatrical release likely won’t happen now 😭 but streaming is the new black! Stay tuned for details; in the meantime, check out the trailer! Skeery!! 🔪⚰️☠️😱🎥📺🔥 #1br #darkskyfilms #horror #horrormovie #horrorfans #indiefilm #movietrailer #comingsoon #somethingtodo #howtosurvive #coronapocalypse
March 20, 2020
Happy Birthday to my Northwestern University crony/former roommate (kinda miss that right about now), Ken Brisbois, with whom I used to dream of making movies... We finally did it! Directed by Ken/starring 👦🏻, “MurderRX” is now available for pre-order at https://apple.co/2Qt22K5; exclusive release April 7! #somethingtodo #howtosurvive #coronapocalypse #comingsoon #murderrx #spiritmovieproductions #level33entertainment #dominion3 #filmflorida #thriller #crimedrama #actorslife
March 19, 2020
JUST before #socialdistancing was a thing... Shot a spot w/ Jeff Goldblum & Shannon Holmes for Apartments.com. 🎀✂️🏠 It came out yesterday! Callooh! Callay! Paycheck on the way! 💸 And to think, we’re all home to watch! 🥴📺 At last, some good news!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 Stay tuned for the actual #spot. #goodnews #atlast #apartmentsdotcom #commercial #ad #bts #actorslife
March 18, 2020
Fat & happy Naomi w/ her hot, Mexican lover circa ‘95. 🇲🇽 Was looking forward to a sexy rendezvous at @elpasocomiccon in April... but not surprisingly, that’s been cancelled now too. 💔 Looks like I’m just going to get fat again, only now sad & alone, #quarantined inside. 🤦🏻♀️ #fml #thissucks #fomo #whatcouldhavebeen #memories #cancelled #fatandhappy #sadandalone #vivamexico #miamor #coronavirus #covid_19 #coronapocalypse
March 17, 2020
March 16, 2020
Serving some serious #cindysherman realness in the new footage I added to my reel while #quarantined today. Here’s to getting 💩 done at least! 🤷🏻♀️ And if we survive this #coronapocalypse, we can watch this mystery-project drop in about 3 weeks! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 #godhelpus #thissucks #makingthemostofit #silverlining #keepingbusy #beingproductive #gettingitin #iwillsurvive #actorslife
March 15, 2020
March 14, 2020
March 13, 2020
My exact sentiment re: meeting students, and sharing with them my “wild feminist” message and experiences on #ahs. Oh, and returning home safe and sound WITHOUT #coronavirus! Despite everything that’s happening, I’m SO glad I steilacame! 😉 #seewhatididthere #steilacoom #piercecollege #lakewood #washington #publicspeaking #wildfeminist #womenincomedy #studentlife #actorslife @ Pierce College Fort Steilacoom Student Life
March 12, 2020
Practicing what I preach! #lucilleball once said, “I am not funny. What I am is brave.” But that bravery is precisely what allowed herself to go there... without caring “how it looks.” In my “Women in Comedy” lecture, I talk about the importance of taking risks, exposing one’s self, being vulnerable, out there, edgy and real, willing to make mistakes, look ugly or silly or insecure. Which is why it THRILLS me to no end when the @pcfsstudentlife photographer, @ben_mydude presented me with these photos from yesterday’s talk, looking like ALL of those things! 🤪💪🏼🎯 #piercecollege #lakewood #washington #publicspeaking #womenincomedy #studentlife #actorslife @ Pierce College
March 10, 2020
March 6, 2020
One day, The Moth will actually pick my name out of the hat, instead of making me tease the audience with my story after! (At least now I’m primed & ready to story-tell at WRITE CLUB Los Angeles at Angel City Brewery next Monday! Pay-what-you-can; all💰goes to charity!) #onstage #blueballs #pickme #themoth #writeclub #storytelling #actorslife
March 4, 2020
March 3, 2020
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