I used to have long, beautiful nails. Then I watched last night’s “debate.” Now I have bloody stubs, and WILL be writing off my next manicure! 💅🏻 #photoby MR Paparazzi Point.B Creative LLC #makeupby @mayalandi #stylingby @stylingboston #editorialphotography #debates #nailbiter #shitshow #votehimout #bluewave #swingleft #votebiden

 

YOU GUYS. Remember when I posted PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE of a ghost hand groping #pepper? Well, I just noticed HE’S AT IT AGAIN!!! 👻👶🏻🍑🤏🏼 Either that, or the light just HAPPENS to CONSISTENTLY hit Ronaldmcdonkey’s tshirt just so?? 🤔 #coincidence #ithinknot #assman #peterlawford #ghosthand #phantom #spirit #haunted #evidence #proof

 

Y'all know I have a friendly ghost... He may or may not have checked in while recording the 1BR_Film episode of Reverie True Crime Podcast. It's a true crime that we won't ever know for sure!

https://linktr.ee/paigeelmore?fbclid=IwAR1jrBPfOSJZvuo-FHGXJeVz3MKh10rqkbn8ayPTxxDzB9Jkmq1rC1utXVw

One of the biggest, baddest horror sites in the UK, Dark Universe: Horror Database interviewed me and Team 1BR_Film. Madness ensues!

https://www.du-hd.com/interviews/interview-1br-director-david-marmor-producer-alok-mishra-composer-ronen-landa-actress-naomi-grossman-discuss-film/?fbclid=IwAR0HL3nhFUQGucQ-nY_jdgna1gLxP78w2fKdRmdiR79jsTtkzmZR6-26qow

1BR_Film's producer, Alok Mishra and I have gotten to a point with these podcasts where he can go pee, grab another beer, or have his internet go out, and I can just finish his story! Now THAT's what I call "The Power of Community," amiright, David Marmor?! Thanks, Horror Movie Talk Podcast for having us!

https://www.horrormovietalk.com/2020/09/23/1br-review/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=horrormovietalk&utm_term=1br&fbclid=IwAR3Mby47dTWq2aKGb87umuqUU0H1vDG80k_LVSaQegZ7FT1bMA4qD9N6ETQ

GAMERS! MAFIA is out TODAY!! And I’m in it! 🤗 Find me! (And maybe a way for me to listen?) 🤷🏻‍♀️🙏🏼🕹🎤 #mafia #mafiadefinitiveedition #mafiatriology #mafiagame #2k #mobwife #voiceover #voiceactor #actorslife #outtoday #thankyou @atlas_talent @2k

One Christmas, I gave my college boyfriend a #playboy calendar, with my face superimposed on all the bodies. (It was a HUGE hit with the grandparents, sittin’ around the tree as he opened it.) 🤪 WHO KNEW I’d one day have a fan (turn-friend!) doing the same thing, then silkscreening it on tshirts?!?! (If I may say so, it does feel better when it’s someone else!) 🤭 THANK YOU, Ronaldmcdonkey— now hit him up for your own! #ahs #pepper #playwithme #playmate #playboymagazine #covergirl #lovemyfans #fanart #ronaldmcdonkey #tshirt #actorslife

 

Congrats to Ms. New #1 on #Netflix: @mssarahcatharinepaulson, & Team @mrrpmurphy! Glad to keep it in the fam! 😉 1BR_Film #stans Ratched 🙌🙌🏻🙌🏼🙌🏽🙌🏾🙌🏿 #sarahpaulson #ratched

Hard to stay 6 feet away on a #tandem... But an awesome, alternate way to spend an already weird, #emmyday! 🤷🏻‍♀️ Thanks for the #bikeride & #boomerang, @mikesbikeshopla 💕🚲💨

How I miss wearing transparent dresses to fancy affairs... Pretending polite society isn’t subtly searching for my nibbly bits, to no avail! 🤪 Alas, tonight I’ll be zooming in my jammies, waxing nostalgic & cheering everyone on. 😷😢🥳 #emmys #memories #quarantinelife #coronapocalypse #televisionacademy #redcarpet #awardshow #goodluck #congrats #nominees #actorslife #exhibitionist

 

The only #fanart I ever gave was my friend, Diana Basmajian’s hand crocheted, #ruthbaderginsburg doll to one of the producers of RBG. (Though kinda wish I still had it to comfort me right now!) 😭 My condolences to those close to her, and of course, our country. 👩🏻‍⚖️💔🇺🇸 #rip #rgb

I KNEW this podcast on 1BR_Film would turn out well when it's host introduced me as a "genius." 😉 By the end, we really needed a room! 🥰 Join the love-fest, and give it a listen!!

Horror fans! (And anyone with a conscience, really.) I just watched a super-scary movie!!! A doc, called The Social Dilemma, all about how we're being psychologically manipulated on here. (So of course I'm programmed to immediately log-on and post about it!) All I can say is, THIS particular post is NOT fake news... It's just a podcast called It Came From The Radio with the team behind 1BR_Film: a fun, horror movie not NEARLY as horrifying as the crazy, zombie-story we're all in, just by virtue of READING THIS POST!!!

https://itcamefromtheradio.blogspot.com/2020/09/week-of-9142020-show.html?fbclid=IwAR0y-9PDWEIYuHP7a7ggxV0zNzLQdG6mvWIEl6Qe3ztTz0u8yH5h6cGP-_o

So Horrified Podcast discusses scary movies that are horrifying for all the wrong reasons. THIS TIME (and these are their words), they review a good movie! 1BR_Film!!

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1rs3flNXRijXtiBy2zBJnm?si=Igg4KSvdRq-a7HeAL_WsnA&fbclid=IwAR2aWI7afYBNfr-cUETVPh1DIj9FIwm4OEQOb4LEGUHp44WvdE2rLa8BO5I

Sorry to belabor this, but learning a new #yoga trick is seriously the most exciting thing to happen since March! #namaste to my #quaranteam: Stephanie Morrell & @cocodavinci for their inspiration & cinematography! 🙏🏼🤸🏻‍♀️🧘‍♀️📿 #parivrttasana #ashtanga #thirdseries #asana #yogaeverydamnday #covidtimes #speakeasy

Paranormal Activity: Stephanie Morrell’s Yoga Speakeasy! This demon has me doing 3 360 degree circles in a headstand, possessing me to become hyper-focused & ripped! 🧘‍♀️💪🏼 Kudos to @stephaniegerard for this incredible, found footage!! 🤯 #yoga #paranormalactivity #foundfootage #demon #possession #ashtanga #thirdseries #asana #parivrttasanaa

I KNOW! I’m the only one in the 🌎 who hasn’t seen Cobra Kai. (Fixing that!) But I HAVE acted the fool with William Zabka! 🤪 And if 1BR_Film HAD to give up our #1 spot on #netflix, I’m glad it was to him! 🥰 #williamzabka #badboys #cobrakai #dojo #karatekid #johnnylawrence #danielson #fight #actorslife

 

Global pandemic, racial tensions, financial ruin, buffoon-in-chief, and now wildfires rage... But, at least my BICEPS ARE ON FLEEK!!!! 💪🏼😷✊🏾🔥 #countyourblessings 📸: Jennifer Schemke

 

Genre film lovers will love this episode of Fractured Listens! (My mom, however, will not... 1BR_Film's producer drops too many F-bombs! She's listening, and keeping count, Alok Mishra!)

Spotify: https://t.co/QSkeEsmtiI Soundcloud: https://t.co/qHhFGHx0gx

I may be an architect’s daughter, and a sucker for design. But the National September 11 Memorial & Museum in NYC is a stunning, sobering experience for anyone’s daughter or son. 💔 #neverforget #911 #september11 #worldtradecenter #twintowers #memorial #onthisday #architecture #newyorkcity #nyc #newyork

Needapedicureasana! #yogaeverydamnday w/ Stephanie Morrell #titibhasana #fireflypose #asana #armbalance #ashtanga #yoga #footfetishnation

 

I try to stay "on brand" on here, but after 9 months of not seeing my mom, and I see her looking this fabulous on FB, I just gotta share. 2 years ago today, I took her to the Emmys (where she about upstaged me, cuz she looked the same)!

 

#happylaborday Last day I labored was Mar 11th... I hope to labor again soon— IN the spotlight, and not just ON it. 🙏🏼😬 #photoby Michael Lohr #makeup @miriamvukich #finishingtouches @martinatolotmoroder #editorial #photography #blackleather #badass #attitude #actorslife #hollywood #shutdown #coronapocalypse #laborday #vote

 

“Sleeping Yogi Pose,” AKA my new #tinder photo! 🤣 Just kidding—I’m not on there—but can’t help but think this’d have ‘em swiping right! 🍑💤🧘‍♀️💕 Stephanie Morrell #yoginidrasana #sleepingyogi #yogapose #yoga #asana #yogaeverydamnday #yogapractice #yogabooty #swiperight #single

 

Deep thoughts re: SuperHuman: The Invisible Made Visible with Naomi Grossman:

https://thriveglobal.com/stories/naomi-grossman-to-thine-own-self-be-true/?fbclid=IwAR0K9AS_oiyENw19eHLAhtzFaFaH5sMILnbLeYhoKdJcWjJ_RoApK8KAXzo

Thanks For Coming In is a great, weekly podcast about that one big role that got away... Find out mine, this week at www.linktr.ee/thanksforcomingin! #Podcast #ThanksForComingIn #AHS #AmericanHorrorStory #pepper #argentina #groundlings #quarantinelife #actorslife #interview #spotify #itunes #applepodcasts

Big ups to 1BR_Film's producer, Alok Mishra for getting me through this isolating time. Our podcasts, including this one with Texas Podcast Massacre, are a saving grace! (Y'all are my new best friends now!!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?utm_sq=gie3ey23fd&v=mNKMfDhavI8&ab_channel=TexasPodcastMassacre&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=texaspodcastmassacre&utm_content=throwbackthursday&fbclid=IwAR3yAqEguCPm1U2bx4XPVmPMRA0VHtzQvlXAEhriZ24qWDHbozXQKkvlhEg

1BR_Film is BIG IN JAPAN! Thanks to everyone around the world for supporting our little movie-that-could... and DID! #1 on Netflix, baby!!! 🍾🥂 #1br #horrormovie #indiefilm #netflixandchill #biginjapan #madhouse

 

September marks 6 months at my #yoga speakeasy. #namaste to my #guru, Stephanie Morrell, who essentially saved me as the studios closed, and took me from ugly-crying to grinning beyond recognition! 😆 #grateful #asana #kapyasana #crescentmoon #bound #variation #yogapose #coronapocalypse #quaranteam