Reminder! Join us TONIGHT for "FEAR!" Let my fellow storytellers and I ply you with free wine and cheese before we share our deepest, darkest (and funniest) fears. The show is FREE for NUEA members, $5 for non-members; tickets available at

http://nueafear.eventbrite.com/

NY/NJ: I'm going to be in you this Fri-Tues. (At Chiller, to be exact-- THE mack daddy horror con-- biggest of it's kind on the east coast.) Come play with me!

http://www.chillertheatre.com/

Sorry, but this will never get old (for me).

I do believe the artiste perfectly captured my gazongas.

Holy STARmeter!! I'm back in the Top 500!!!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1303594/

I'll be in Vegas at the Sin City Scare Fair this weekend. Who else is in?!?!

http://sincityscarefair.com/

You loonies from last week's DVD Release/Asylum Sleepover will enjoy this:

http://t.co/JpAeP0Kpj4

Easily misinterpreted photos from my epic weekend at Atrox abound... Those crazy Alabamians 'sho know how to put on a show, AND have fun doing with it (with my camera, apparently)!

The Atrox Scream Team were nothing if not complete southern gentlemen! Y'all 'sho do know how to treat a lady! ;)

The lines for Atrox Factory were down the block!

Y'all. I am at the LARGEST HAUNT in the southeast-- 50,000 SQ. FT.-- that's OVER A 1/4 MILE of zombies with chainsaws in mazes. Folks here ain't playin'. Atrox Factory is worth the trip to Alabama alone!!!

http://www.atroxfactory.com/

Made the (very early) morning radio & TV in Birmingham, AL.

Wrote a very scary, autobiographical story, entitled "Fear of God's Strength." Cryptic, no? See me perform it live (God willing) here:

Wed, Oct. 23
7:30pm pre-show complimentary drinks & dessert
8pm curtain

The Lillian Theatre
1076 Lillian Way, Hollywood

Free for NUEA members, $5 for non-members
Tix:  http://nueafear.eventbrite.com/

Immortalized in horror auteur Guillermo del Toro's "Simpsons" opening credits: CHECK!

Watch for 2:06: http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/10/03/the-simpsons-guillermo-del-toro-treehouse-of-horror/

Looking loony with Barbara Tarbuck (Mother Superior) at last night's "Asylum Sleepover" Q&A. (Did you guys all make it out ok?!?!)

The 13-year-old girl in me is squealing right now!

Thank you, Darkwood Manor, for your extreme hospitality. It's been a blast!

Having a frightfully fun time at Darkwood Manor in Luray, VA!

If you happen to be anywhere near Luray, VA: I'm staying at this FABULOUS (possibly haunted) hotel, appearing at this INCREDIBLE, 10,000 sq. ft. DEFINITELY HAUNTED HOUSE! Darkwood Manor, you scared me silly!!! Can't wait to do it all again tonight!

Harrisonburg, VA: Turn on your radio! I'm chit-chatting RIGHT NOW (7:15 am ET) on WQPO 100.7 FM - Q101. Or anyone, for that matter, can listen LIVE at

www.q101online.com

Fed up with Washington? Just 2 hours out is Darkwood Manor, Virginia's premier theatrical & interactive haunted house, where I'll be appearing this weekend! Come if you dare!!

http://www.darkwoodmanor.net/home.html

My ride from the Austin airport came prepared ;)

The Internet in Brazil just exploded after I tweeted I might visit my dad in South America over Xmas.

I just signed a dozen non-disclosure agreements. I don't even know if I'm allowed to say that.

Humbled to have acted alongside this year's Best Supporting Actor... Not to mention Most Supportive too!

Enjoying my last weekend in LA till Nov... Then Austin, Virginia, Alabama, Vegas, & NJ/NY-- coming soon to a Horror Con near you!

I'm babysitting for a whole half hour today, and I'm kinda freaking out about it.

Thank you, but Bubble Safari's not for me-- "Escape the Asylum" is more my speed! Check it out. You may even find me in there somewhere!

www.murderhouse.com/asylum

Uh, oh! Mil Máscaras NEEDS YOU!!! For humanity's sake-- please consider contributing here:

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mission--2

Big Tiny and I never seem to have any fun. Thanks to the folks up at Scare-a-con, this weekend was no exception!

My default world is actually quite awesome.

I wanna rock-n-roll all night with this guy... and his little doppleganger. (And I'm about to!)

Ace Frehley and I got photobombed by a paranormal spirit at Scare-a-con.

Surprise, surprise. Another Brazilian interview. That's it. Gotta get my bunda back to Brazil!!!

http://popspot.com.br/popspot-entrevista-naomi-grossman-american-horror-story/

Anybody remember "Christine" and Moochie???

Big Tiny & Tiny Big! @ today's Central Coast Comic Con

T minus 1 week till SCARE-A-CON! Play with you soon, Syracuse!!

http://scareacon.com/

SYRACUSE! PLAY WITH ME tomorrow on the radio! WSEN 92.1 FM at 11am & WMCR 106.3 FM/ MIX 106 FM at noon!

Talking "Men in Ties"

on http://www.storyworthypodcast.com:
http://bit.ly/18licq9

Funny because it's true. (The 6,000 retweets is pretty cool too!)

Really looking forward to taking Mil Máscaras down... I mean, working with him in this upcoming movie!

https://www.facebook.com/MissionMovie

Don't pigeonhole me though-- I'm ready for those MILF roles too ;)

Finally, I can start booking some rabid, feral mom roles.

When I was in college I took Portuguese, in hopes that this hot Brazilian guy might private tutor me ;) He never even knew, but now I do interviews in his language regularly:

http://www.ahsbrasil.com/entrevistas/naomi-grossman/

AHS nominated for another award for excellence in casting. I'm biased, of course, but I CONCUR!

http://www.deadline.com/2013/08/artios-award-2013-nominees-list/

Catching up with old friends at my high school reunion this weekend was well worth the trip. Having a random stranger request a photo with me in front of them was priceless!

T minus 1 month: C4 Central Coast Comic Con!

http://www.venturacomiccon.com/media-guests.html

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MADONNA! #SincerestFormOfFlattery

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0d8e7ae7e1/madonna-s-hung-up-video-parody

It's an honor just to be CONSIDERED for an Emmy nomination!

MAJOR PERSONAL ACHIEVEMENT! I've had this pose on my vision board forever... 15 years in the making, I'm finally smack in the MIDDLE OF THE ROOM!!!

There are 4 of these within a mile of my house. It's as if I'm being cornered by awesomeness!!!

Gearing up for my million year high school reunion this weekend... But what dress should I wear? Which hair?! Whose hands?!?

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." (I'm talking to you, Beyoncé.)

Indiegogo Party for a Sci-fi Lucha Libre movie I'm in. In case you're in LA and/or feeling generous!

PEPPER PROUD!

Because you just never know when your ex-bfs are googling you ;)

Don't Cry For Me, Argentina! (Just tweet!!!)

Got a call today to be a nude model in a life-drawing class. A less fortunate time in my life suddenly flashed before my eyes... And I was reminded: I've come a looong way, baby!

If my Portuguese serves me, the Brazilian AHS Fan Club is organizing a twitter campaign on my behalf... Fri, 8/9 at 4pm PST tweet @MrRPMurphy #NaomiGrossmanOnCoven. Viva Brasil!