I'm uncharacteristically inarticulate in this behind-the-scenes footage, but I'm also uncharacteristically HOT!!! (As a feminist, I SWEAR there is no connection between the two.)  WATCH ANYWAY, without judgement nor tight pants! ;)  https//www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8ckOEt73Js

Incidentally, I am in heels, on an apple box.  Watch Doug Jones & me live at 12P/3E:  https//www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCVp85c5g1E&feature=youtu.be

Felt great to donate $1K on behalf of Pensacon today.  Thank you for your lovely generosity, Pensacola!  Ben Woolf would have had a blast there this weekend.  http://www.gofundme.com/benwoolf

For the first time in its 43 year history, the 41st Annual Saturn Award Nominations by the Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy and Horror will be announced live!  BY ME!

The live stream event will be sponsored by the stream.tv (http://thestream.tv/, http://bit.ly/1FIGScH). The announcements will be hosted by Chase Masterson (CW's "The Flash"); she will be joined by presenters, Doub Jones (TNT's "Falling Skies) and ME!

Tune in TOMORROW!  Tuesday, March 3, at noon, PST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?=xCVp85c5g1E&feature=youtu.be

Jack Dawl Illustration may have just put me over the edge.  Yup, I'm gonna need a storage unit.
-At Pensacon

I don't what's weirder:  the fact that this sign exists, that this woman's job is to hold it, or how happy she seems to be about it!  -At Pensacon

Pensacon, you outdid yourself!  I'll be honest, I was in no mood when I arrived.  But the hospitality you showed me-- even threw a Freak Show-themed party-- and RAISED $1K FOR BEN WOOLF'S MEMORIAL?!?!  Returning home anew.

Wow!  The AHS panel today was PACKED!  (And it was an hour walk from the show floor.)  Jesus asked me a question (I had a few for him too), and these kids shared with me the "Pepper pot" that got them an A+ in ceramics class! -At Pensacon

Poured one out for my homie last night.  

(I might add the waitress was NOT happy about this.)

The view from my hotel room in Maryland where I woke up this morning, vs. my view here in Florida this afternoon.  Was working on a movie when I got the news Monday... and again on Tuesday.  Wednesday flew across country and gave a speech... only to be snowed in.  It was actually nice-- I needed a day in my jimmies, without having to keep it together and "be on" in public.  But now that's over, and it's time to meet the masses, apparently.  Yikes!

#TBT to last Sunday before my world got turned upside down.  I got a text at 10am saying I couldn't wear the dress I'd picked out for the Oscars, because Lady Gaga might need it for an after-party (nevermind that we're not the same size).  So @Tafreshi_Fashion @Pushandcompany @Wilfordlenov @HoswayMorbakAli and I improvised.  NOW I understand she's starring in AHS: HOTELL???  (Did I mention I'd been snowed in a hotel-- total horror story-- the last 2 days?)  I DO BELIEVE THESE WORLDS ARE ALL CONNECTED!!!  I just hope to have the chance to tell her how she flubbed me up on Sunday! ;)  Sadly, this story now seems so silly and insignificant. :(

I needed 200 hugs last night, and I got them!  Salisbury University (Maryland) came out in droves yesterday to hear me speak.  Up till then, I hadn't gone more than an hour and a half without bursting into tears-- but somehow, my 2 hour talk went great!

Ben Woolf was an atrocious singer, but that didn't keep us from emptying out karaoke bars together.  I'm glad we had these memories; but I'm selfish, and wanted more.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNVBeoqf3WQ&list=UUrhoyf-05pib3xpqaa9fgPQ

Hold me close, Tiny Dancer...

Man, even the water fountains in this hotel make me sad.

Ben Woolf, you just made my makeup artist's job really effing difficult.

Ben Woolf touched so many hearts, even toddlers'.  Please give to/share the following link for his memorial fundraiser:  http://gofundme.com/benwoolf

I always grabbed Ben Woolf's hand when crossing the street (as evidenced at the end of this video).  I know he was a 34 year old man-- I couldn't help it-- I just wanted to protect him.  I'm crushed that I couldn't.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1mgjdB86FY&feature=youtu.be

I am utterly shattered.  It's inconceivable to me that just 3 weeks ago we were in Russia together;  locked a "padlock of love" and threw the key into the Moscow River, signifying it's permanence.  I will love you forever, Ben Woolf.  I only wish you were alive for me to tell you, and can't seem to believe that you're not.  You were the first one to wish me a happy Valentine's Day.

)Lady Gaga apparently jacked the dress I was going to wear earlier today.  (And now she's not even wearing it.)  Meh, stylist/makeup artist Hosway Ali and I made it WERK! ;)

A very special morning at a very special event with very special friends!  #GoldMeetsGolden #ReachUpLA

I figured it was just a matter of time... WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BE A PEPPER TOO?! http://www.monstersinmotion.com/cart/horror-contemporary-item-list-a-e-c-16_129/american-horror-story-pepper-latex-halloween-mask-p-20146

The other day, a bunch of paparazzi jumped out of the bushes at me, scaring the BEJESUS out of me (hence the goofy grin).  Their photos later appeared in the following article, calling me "chic-as-shit."  So we're even! ;)  http://worldofwonder.net/gasp-guess-ulta-chic-celebrity-beauty/

It's the little things that fans do... 

-At Shockpop Comic Con

Far from home, missing my boo this Valentine's... So sometimes, we just have to find love wherever we are!

I just got a "you are incredibly beautiful" from a crack-head, as I walked into an audition to play a crack-head.  Ahhh, meta.

I may have made it now... I mean, last I checked, neither Kathy nor Sarah nor Jamie go by "Grossman."

Had a face for radio this am on the @FrankDeCaroShow.  Listen to it repeat at 2pm PST on @SIRIUSXM!

Nominated for "best guest actress," #MCTA2015!  VOTE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1bOOh80yAlWxhidALp_a3g4mWxs4GT4mPgPJci65YaH4/viewform

Just wait till you see my BFF, Marcus Folmar's hilarious, new web series, "Alleyway," (based on true events in our actual alley), featuring me and other "Booking Room" clients, shot just today.  So funny!

Bahahahaha!  It's my blog, and I can post what I want to-- it's too funny to deny you!  Tonight I slipped on a wet sidewalk and split my dress up the back.  Thank God for my yoga-booty!  It was on full-display on Spring Street:

This is the day every year I get weepy and weird because I have SO MANY AMAZING PEOPLE in my life who are SO INCREDIBLY GOOD to me!

THIS is 40 (today).  More at: http://bit.ly/147bcR7

40 years ago tomorrow, it was the coldest day of the year in Denver, CO... So cold, the Volkswagen bus almost didn't start!  But then, by some miracle; it did; we made it just in time to the hospital, where I was born, 4 lbs 9 oz.

On my 15th birthday, 25 years ago tomorrow, I got my SAG card...

Now, 25 years later, I'm finally making full-use of that card, playing an 18 year old orphan.  Oh, and it's forecasted to be 75 degrees tomorrow. :)



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Some much-needed fluff amongst reports of Russian-backed separatists vs. Ukrainian forces:

Not gonna lie, I half-way thought I was going to Russia to be kidnapped & killed.  QUITE THE CONTRARY!  HUNDREDS of press core members & fans awaited us at the Russian International Horror Film Awards press conference IMMEDIATELY following our arrival.  SO GLAD Getty Images (and every other photographer ever) captured me in the clothes I'd slept in two nights straight, just after a 12 hour flight, 3 hour connector, and 6 hour layover.  Never felt so famous/dirty/exhausted/excited/overwhelmed.

Went to Moscow for the weekend.  How 'bout you?