What's up, warriors!  Happy (throwback) Memorial Monday!

Barry Norris did a beautiful job immortalizing the otherwise ephemeral!  Kudos, claro, to Alpacaglobo Balloons!

Holler if you'd like to join us in "The John Kerwin Show" studio audience!  Next Wed, June1, in LA, FREE!!!  http://www.thejohnkerwinshow.com/get-tickets/

Manifesting is so simple!  Be specific when setting your intentions:  wildly age-inappropriate, hot, British, identical twin, TV starts!  Thanks, Universe! ;)

Actor Gavin MacIntosh and I rocking our green ribbons at the Each Mind Matters event yesterday.  Such a moving ceremony for such an important cause!

Watch me live on the @DirectingChangeCA red carpet, starting 11:30am PT today!
http://bit.ly/1WvGLh9 #EachMindMatters

YAAAAAAAS, Acid Betty!  I think you're pretty too!! ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnBonbk_1kg&feature=youtu.be

Last month, I told a hilarious and horrifying, true tale of heartbreak on stage.  Claire Partin was so tickled and horrified by it, she invited me to retell it in her upcoming storytelling show, "Moments of Claireity:  Spotted."  If you missed it the first time, can't wait for my one-woman show, or just wonder why I don't post pics of that cute boyfriend anymore, come! ;)  https://www.facebook.com/momentsofclaireity/events/?notif_t=event_calendar_admin&notif_id=1462170412168703

Authentic trading card:  check!  Via Breygent Marketing, Inc.:  http://www/breygent.com

Cheyenne Comic Con gave me the boot!  Thanks & congrats on a super-successful show, & fun, family-filled weekend!  

This party's poppin', thanks to Alpacaglobo Balloons!  

-At Cheyenne Comic Con

Ummm.  My mom is now accepting photo ops.

For any director that's ever asked me to "take it down a notch," or "stop pushing," or "play it real," or "do nothing," it's all because of these fools! Thanks, Denver-friends, for the fun night out-- second to none!

Thanks for the shout-out, Nerdist!  I'm pretty excited about this cast too! ;)
http://nerdist.com/zombies-and-nazis-and-flying-sharks-oh-my/

This just in, via the Wyoming Tribune Eagle!  Excited to meet fans in Cheyenne next weekend, and see friends in Denver this week!  http://www.wyomingnews.com/entertainment/complete-list-of-events-and-guests-at-cheyenne-comic-con/article_d2029834-13b8-11e6-a27e-fb180548c30f.html

Love you, Mom, to the mountains and back-- even despite making me go camping. Happy Mother's Day!

Those interested in short film content/creation will enjoy Colaborator's "Short on Shorts" series (link below).  Also recommended for anyone who wants to see me roll my eyes A LOT:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evkhcP6ssI0&feature=youtu.be

Been a HUGE FAN of Alexandra Billings since we starred in "Cannibal Cheerleaders on Crack" together in Chicago circa 1995. Watching her KILL IT in the truly transcendent show, "Transparent" makes me SO ETERNALLY HAPPY. Being what we were meant to be, doing what we were meant to do... It's enough to make me go slack-jaw! #consideramazon

More promo shots for "Point Society," a series of 6 hour-long episodes, comic books, and app (game w/ augmented reality 3D).  Photo: Robert Richards/MR Paparazzi, Hair/Makeup: Maya Landi.

My trouble is I just don't have enough fun! https://www.facebook.com/naomi.grossman.5/posts/10153746094548802

If you know a kid who'd benefit from theatre camp (I know I was one of them), let me recommend YATC:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX7BUUc5GLQ&feature=youtu.be

I've heard of Jesus on a tortilla, but never Pepper on a pancake!  W/ @JewelsSpoelstra

The waiter'd better come... The Hulk is getting hangry!!!

Always big fun in Texas!  

-At the South Texas Comic Con

Regardless of your allegiance, you must admit I'd make a better Hillary than Bernie in a biopic.

We were drinking wine when we recorded this:
http://www.hollywoodandwinepodcast.com/#!blank-6/xw915

Working for the weekend!  Next weekend at the South Texas Comic Con: https://southtexascomiccon.com

If my memory serves, this is the 3rd (that I know of).
I do believe TATTOO is the sincerest form of flattery!

Strumming my pain...

Photo by Robert Richards/MR Paparazzi, 

in collaboration w/ Point Society & CarnivalWorks.  

Hair/Makeup by Maya Landi.  

I workout.  

Photo:  Robert Richards/MR Paparazzi, 

w/ Point Society & CarnivalWorks. 

Glam: Maya Landi.

You say you want a revolution:
http://www.theonion.com/article/hollywood-stars-overthrown-bloody-c-list-uprising-52766

Thanks, IndieMacUser, for the great interview!
https://indiemacuser.co.uk/2016/04/18/interview-naomi-grossman-pepper-american-horror-story/

Play with me.
Photo credit:  Robert Richards/MR Paparazzi
w/ Point Society & CarnivalWorks.
Hair/makeup by Maya Landi.

Been a minute since I posted any hot editorial shots, but I've been a busy bee!
Photo credit:  Robert Richards/MR Paparazzi, in conjunction w/ Point Society & CarnivalWorks.
Makeup by:  Maya Landi.

Somewhere over the rainbow, actor David Ury & I reeked complete havoc at Sony Pictures Studios.  

This is what I do to guys in galleries: https://www.facebook.com/naomi.grossman.5/posts/10153705564623802

Hamming it up with @GigiHadid:

http://getfirstlook.com/photo/fLBSfw

Fear, Inc's festival poster has been released!  World premiere this weekend at Tribeca!!
http://www.joblo.com/horror-movies/news/do-business-with-this-new-poster-for-fear-inc-165

Based on true events in my actual, former alley way. Congrats to creator, Marcus Folmar, for turning some poo in the alley into a hilarious, new web series:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-zI-TZWImc

On this "National Siblings Day," I'm happy for y'all with brothers & sisters, but some of us are celebrating National-Hottie-from-our-High-School-Turned-Sex-Symbol-Scott-Elrod-Spotted-on-Sunset-Before-9am-on-a-Sunday!  

What the what?!?

Look, Mom!  Upside down lotus:  no hands, no help.  

You just gotta wiggle it, just a little bit!

OVERWHELMED by all the support for my on-stage exorcism last night!  THANK YOU, Richard Embardo, Michael Ameel, Kurt Jones, Stella Valente Wilkins, Maria Elena Laas, Shaun Hoff, Lizzie Peet, Amy Tierney, Aimee Graham, Alok Mishra, Kate Atkinson, Kevin Sharkey, Dustin Pearlman, Matthew Schonfield, Lonnie Millsap, Annie Dudek, Samantha Weaver, Silvana Smud, Caryn Ruby, Cassius Gaius Longinus, Natasha Rose Capener, Pavel Royz, Megan Royz, Ransford Doherty, Dave Cobert, Kyle Heffner, Claire Partin, Marcus Folmar, Joe Hauler, & Zack Smoll for being there, and having my back!

With all this German love I'm getting, thanks to the Deadline - Das Filmmagazin spread, this is a good time to announce my upcoming appearance at Comic Con Germany, June 25 & 26 in Stuttgart.  Bis bald, Deutschland!

http://www.comiccon.de/de/attraktionen/stargaeste/naomi-grossman.html

I'm in this.  It looks awesome!
https://www.facebook.com/PointSociety/videos/468903549966949/

Cuba recognized ME!  (Hence the crazed face.)

IT'S. ABOUT. TO GO. DOWN.  If you don't know what I'm talking about, it just means we haven't caught up in a couple months.  Which means you ESPECIALLY need to see this show!!!  Telling an EPIC, NEVER-BEFORE-TOLD-ON-STAGE, TRUE STORY that will make your HEAD SPIN, EXORCIST-STYLE!  We're expecting a sell-out, so please purchase tix ($7) using the link below:

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/power-a-storytelling-event-tickets-23877642672

I was really hoping Trump would come out, and tell us it was all just April Fool's...

Im interview mit me!  Danke, Deadline - Das Filmmagazin!  

Now if someone will just tell me what I said!  ;)

Angry robot interview!
Courtesy of Pavel Royz, Babes in Toyland - Pet Edition.

From the scariest of Halloween aisles, I'm pleased to be ON TOP OF TRUMP!  (He really is the lowest of the low.)

Oh snap!  The Pepper wall's gonna have to wrap around!! 

Nice work, Cody Lee Hardin! 

-At the Full Moon Tattoo & Horror Festival

The kid from "Child's Play," Alex Vincent, just reported seeing a man skipping down the halls, and actually crying with joy with the DVDs of my one-woman shows in hand.  I consider it a sign of my imminent solo performance career-resurrection!

We all know social media's not real.  If you REALLY wanna know the straight dope from your girl, Naomi, I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU, LIVE, ON STAGE, FLAT OUT, FULL THROTTLE!!!  Plus, FREE BOOZE & SNACKS before & after!  http://nueapower.eventbrite.com/

Never have been to Nashville!  Looking forward to the Full Moon Tattoo & Horror Festival there this weekend!  http://www.fullmooninc.net/nashville-full-moon-tattoo-festival

'Not just another op'nin', nor another show:  

"Kelly's Hollywood" premiere, 

celebrating #worlddownsyndromeday #dsala

Did you know that today is World Down Syndrome Day?  Meet me on the red carpet at the ArcLight Cinemas Sherman Oaks for a special screening of the documentary, "Kelly's Hollywood." Should be a great time for a great cause!  Get tickets at:  http://www.dsala.org

Great day watching hot guys wield big sticks at the 

Luc Robitaille Celebrity Shootout, benefitting Echoes of Hope!

I don't post personal stuff much here... But I feel like I almost OWE it to you all to share, since none of this would even exist without you!  At last, my Pepper room is complete; includes 2 walls and window ledge of pure Pepper.  To think that my art inspired others' art... I get verklempt!  It's the first thing I'd run for in a fire.

EVERY MORNING should begin with a 6:30am dance party!

Gotham City.  Midnight.  April 16.  Where are you?  At "Fear, Inc."'s WORLD PREMIERE, OPENING WEEKEND at Robert DeNiro's TRIBECA FILM FESTIVAL, I hope!
http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3382517/tribecas-midnight-slate-includes-holidays-and-fear-inc/

Nothing like GREAT THEATRE Saturday night to unleash the writing gods all day Sunday.  Performance details forthcoming!

Agora!  Tó falando na rádio, ao vivo:
http://www.ahsbrasil.com/radio/

Worst. Podcast. Name. Ever!  I've done way worse! ;)
https://worstcomicpodcastever.com/2016/03/09/naomi-grossman-interview-from-empower-comic-con/

For those who can't make it to the TLC Chinese Theatre for tomorrow's "Alley Way" screening at Indie Night Film Fest, watch it here!!!  (Regardless, WATCH IT HERE, please & thank you!)
https://www.facebook.com/AlleyWaySeries/videos/1541087602858197/

California girls, 

we're undeniable.

Fine, fresh, fierce,

We got it on lock.

West coast represent,

Now put your hands up!

Oh oh oh oh!

TLC Chinese Theatres, here we come!  https://www.facebook.com/events/1220683931293753/

What could be freakier than me & Mat Fraser, in a clown's mouth, in Florida, in unplanned, MATCHING OUTFITS?!?!     -At the Treasure Coast Freak Show

Needless to say, last night's Best Buddies International 

"The Art of Friendship" Benefit Photo Auction 

was a jaw-dropping good time!

I just love that my long-time crush, Smith Jerad was at the same party as me!  (And that I took the better Getty image, as if that were even possible!)

https://www.charitybuzz.com/catalog_items/dinner-with-american-horror-story-star-naomi-grossman-1026002

FLORIDA:  READY TO GET UR FREAK ON?!? Treasure Coast Freak Show is this weekend!  Come see me and my pals, Mat Fraser, Jennifer Lynn Warren, Theodus Crane, Travis Love, Ari Lehman & Tyler Mane! ALIVE! REAL!  http://www.treasurecoastfreakshow.com

Tonight!  We're dishing about the Oscars on 

"On the Rocks Radio Show."  

Tune in at 7pm PST: http://www.UBNRadio.com