Mexico just took the fan art to a whole 'nother level, y'all! Tá POCA MADRE la gente de Monterrey... con mucho ingenio y sentimiento! CHINGÓN!!! — at Horror Fest 2016.

Trump may need to build a wall... just to detain these crazed fans in Mexico! CHISTE, CHICOS! LOS AMOOOOOOO!!! Viva HORROR FEST MONTERREY, y todo México, cabrones!!! — at Cintermex.

The tween in me LOVED doing this radio show with The Official Toni Basil! (And the adult too!) Click on the links to listen!!

http://ubnradio.com/bryan-hawn-toni-basil-and-naomi-grossman/

For those deciding whether to join me for one (OR BOTH!) of the TWO films I have making their LA theatrical debuts next week, I'll post the trailers here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuTfozLZ4Pg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlP-5OXEz5M&app=desktop

I don't speak French, but I THINK this means I'll be on the jury for the Festival Bloody week-end in France next spring! Ooo la la!!!

Very sad to learn that our American Horror Story: "Freak Show" teamster, Gabriel Collier (pictured here) was killed in a motorcycle wreck last Thursday. My condolences to his friends & family. 12/6/79-10/6/16. RIP, Gabe.

Fun fact re: that cat photo: my door was open, and that pussy just wandered in. I grabbed it, I admit. I moved in like a b----. Because when you're a star, you can do anything. The pussies just wander right in.

Órale! No mames, güey!! Ando SUPER EXCITED for HORROR FEST MONTERREY ESTE FINDE!!!

http://www.horrorfest.mx

Grabbing a pussy, quick! Before the debates! Photo credit: Genevieve Marie #debate2016

Because I'm happy!

Thinking about grabbing p****... Because apparently, I can!

https://pro-labs.imdb.com/name/nm1303594/?ref_=sch_int

Joie de vivre!

SUCH a great opening of the Fashion Tails exhibit last night! Here is one of my pieces!!! Photography by: Devin Dygert Hair by: Carolina Yasukawa Hairstylist Makeup by: Jacqueline Holden Wardrobe by: Eva Danielle Photo retouching by: Oksana Kos Retoucher Animal rescue: K9 Spirit Organization

The Chair reviews are in! "Naomi Grossman is wonderfully sadistic as Sullivan’s mother. The flashback sequences, of Richard's childhood, are some of the most effective, and Grossman is a huge part of that."

http://thefilmphilosopher.com/movie-actors/naomi-grossman/

Pull up a seat at "The Chair" premiere!  Tues, Oct. 18 at 7pm in Burbank.
I'll be there!  Who's with me?  Reserve your tickets here:
https://www.tugg.com/events/can-you-survive-the-chair-vjmi

What?!? Our film is up for pre-order on Amazon and iTunes! If you want to see a fun horror-comedy around Halloween, you should pre order and watch with us live on the 21st!

https://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/fear-inc./id1159234721

Thank you, Geek'd Con - Rockford, IL for your lovely hospitality!
http://www.wifr.com/content/news/Stateline-hosts-first-Geekd-Con-395543121.html

Finger lickin' good time last night at APCA - Association for the Promotion of Campus Activities. Couldn't have wishbones for more! #apcamw16 #apcababy

Gang's all here! (W/ David Ury, "Robber #2" from AHS S1, "Piggy, Piggy" -- though he'll always be #1 to me!

I've missed you guys!  Had my nose to the grindstone, prepping for my performance at APCA - Association for the Promotion of Campus Activities, this Friday in Chicago.  Then, Saturday & Sunday, I'm off to Geek'd Con - Rockford, Il.  For those attending either, I'm excited to see you soon! https://www.apca.com  http://geekdcon.com

Awwww!  Via "The Wrap:"
http://www.thewrap.com/american-horror-story-all-stars-17-best-characters-played-by-recurring-cast-photos/

Friends/fans in Germany: (I know you're out there... You came out in droves for me this summer!)  TONIGHT, in Regensburg (1 hr outside of Munich), the Europapremiere of "FEAR, INC" at HARD LINE Festival.  Go and tell me how it is!  http://www.hardline-festival.de

Gotta give credit where credit is due... While Hosway Morbak painted me for the heavens all weekend, L.A. Laser Centers #hydrafacial had me glowing for days!  It takes a village, people!  #nofilter #nokidding

Look who showed up at yoga today?! I pitched him my Pepper-Matt Bomer sex-scene idea, and he is DOWN! (Though I prefer to rehearse out-of-character first...) 

Phone died early into the telecast, so I wasn't able to document my awesome time last night at the Emmys (nor did the paparazzi this year, sadly!).  But much like when I was 17 in Argentina, inconsolable because I dropped my camera in a river, I am closing my eyes and remembering being there, seeing so many folks I know and adore get their just desserts!  Bravo, Sarah Paulson and RMTV!

SCHFIT. ZING. At the Emmys:

Makeup (what's left of it) by Hosway M. Ali, dress by Pinup Girl Clothing.

Pretty sure we weren't supposed to take pictures at Halloween Horror Nights, but isn't it EVERY ACTORS DREAM to have a WAX FIGURE of their character in a major AMUSEMENT PARK?!?!  No, just me??? #bucketlist

My face is beat!  Or as the kids say, "snatched!"  Painted for filth!!!  All thanks to Hosway M. Ali!

What are you doing this weekend?!? #emmys2016

Repost from last year at this time... Though still applies!

Entertainment Weekly also plugs "FEAR, INC"'s LA premiere at the Screamfest Horror Film Festival!  http://www.ew.com/article/2016/09/07/screamfest-2016-lineup-announcement

Looking forward to "FEAR, INC"'s official Los Angeles premiere next month at SCREAMFEST!
http://dailydead.com/screamfest-2016s-first-wave-of-films-include-fear-inc-trash-fire-the-master-cleanse/

Why I love meeting fans, on Channel 13 WHAM ABC:
http://13wham.com/news/local/comics-come-to-life-in-rochester-for-roccon

I am blown away... on a weekly basis.  

Killer caricature, SPL Ink  Caricatures and Art!

-At RocCon Comic Books, Sci Fi, Anime, Gaming

I believe this is how hoarding begins?

Courtesy of Ken Hunt

At RocCon Comic Books, Sci Fi, Anime, Gaming

Now THESE GUNS simply cannot be controlled!  

-At RocCon Comic Books, Sci Fi, Anime, Gaming 

Made the "Top 5 list of things to do this weekend in Rochester"... Totally don't blame folks if they chose to see the lumberjacks over me!  http://www.mpnnow.com/news/20160907/5-things-to-do-this-weekend

In route to Rochester...  http://www.democratandchronicle.com/story/lifestyle/2016/09/06/celebrities-expected-roccon-2016-convention/89769012/

I love instant gratification... Like when you put me on your movie poster, and it immediately makes a killing!  http://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3405509/fear-inc-poster-making-killing/

I MADE IT ON THE POSTER!!!

(On a side note, doesn't "FEAR, INC" look badass?!

And, if I may say so, don't I look badass in it?!?!)

Another nice write-up of Mat Fraser, Erika Ervin & my time together at Fan Expo Canada:

http://www.tribute.ca/news/index.php/fan-expo-day-three-roundup-with-john-barrowman-and-hayley-atwell/2016/09/04/

Pre-coffee interview with "Inside Pulse" at Fan Expo Canada.  Yikes!
http://insidepulse.com/2016/09/03/fan-expo-canada-2016-murtz-jaffer-interviews-american-horror-story-freak-shows-naomi-grossman/

This love affair between fans and I is quite serious and 100% mutual.  Thank you to Fan Expo Canada for making it possible to meet so many of them.

Among legends, at Fan Expo Canada:

I would say best night ever, but thats like every night with this chick:

Nice plug for this weekends appearance at Fan Expo Canada in the Canadian Jewish News...   http://www.cjnews.com/culture/entertainment/american-horror-storys-pepper-portrayer-comes-to-town

"FEAR, INC" heads back to SD!  http://variety.com/2016/film/news/san-diego-film-festival-gala-competition-spotlight-shorts-2016-1201847001/

Chin stand... check!

I am warmed up & ready for you, Fan Expo Canada!

Kudos to everyone who made Vermont Comic Con a success (and kept me from being eaten!).

Has this gotten old for you guys?  Not me.  Ever!!!  Thank you, Lundberg Graphics!

Would you like to see "THE CHAIR" launch its theatrical run in YOUR state?  VOTE!
https://twitter.com/theCHAIRhorror/status/768546474007420928

On Wednesdays (& Monday nights), we wear black.

Perks of being on the Television Academy Performers' Peer Group Executive Committee!

Is it the weekend yet?!  http://vtcomiccon.com

Welp, the Pepper wall's gonna have to wrap around!  Well worth the wall space, Jeff Busch!!!

HBD, Madonna! You still got it!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P72qb2tThbM&t=3s

#TBT to that time I turned John Barrowman straight.  #storyofmylife #whyImsingle #canyoublamethem #datbootytho #SaturnAwards #PinupGirlClothing

Casting & producers, take note:  If hired, I will promote your film/show, upside-down, in my down-time.  Fear, Inc.:  congrats on a well cast/publicized movie!  

Just got word I've been officially verified on Instagram!  (For those not in-the-know, that's the little blue checkmark by my name-- means I'm the real McCoy!  ;))  Follow me!!! @naomiwgrossman

That's me doing standing splits, directly in front of Dave Navarro.  You know what that means:  Pepper & the Red Hot Chili Peppers, together at last!

My piece, "Children Prefer Blondes" at "Moments of Clarity:"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZiEQIFmJFM&feature=em-upload_owner&app=desktop

I'm a Pepper, 

he's a Pepper, 

wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?!

T minus 2 weeks till Chicago!  Load up on caffeine, and come:  Wheaton ALL NIGHT FLEA & Haunted Flea Market

Congrats & thanks to the creators & stars of "Dish It Out" 

on a scrumptious premiere!  (Jumpsuit by Kendt.)

Alright, horror fans!  Let's get "The Chair" onto the big screen!!!  Just need your VOTE: https://twitter.com/theCHAIRhorror/status/760464453603356672

I was in rare form on "The John Kerwin Show."  Have a look!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO-yLUu7a0U&app=desktop

Just received a fan-request to officiate his #AmericanHorrorStory -inspired wedding! Michael Scola, please tell your hubby-to-be that I will be in touch!