Calling boobs... I mean, balls w/ Roxy Wood & Calpernia (& the aide of some delicious #dranks, slang by Jerry Sells L.A.). 💄💋👩🏼👦🏻👩🏾 🍾

In 1 week, this will be me: on a Yoga retreat, with my 79-year old Mom, in Bulgaria... Everything about that sentence is badass! 📸 by @koyu;👙by Orange Cosmic Mermaid.

I’m just going to be posting fantastic, new headshots here for a while. 📸: Kenneth Dolin; 💅🏻: Fanfare Beauty

Sorry to have missed MONSTERPALOOZA last weekend... Though I was there in spirit, thanks to PPI Premiere Products Inc.!

Anybody else catch this on RuPaul's Drag Race last night?! All hail, Eureka The Elephant Queen!! This GIVES ME LIFE!!!

RuPaul's Drag Race ❤️ 👶🏻... 👶🏻 ❤️ Eureka The Elephant Queen

Pretty cool of Ctrl Alt Delete to submit me for Emmy consideration.

Don’t wear fear, or no one will know you’re here.” Thank you, Kenneth Dolin & Fanfare Beauty for capturing my moxie! I’M HERE!!! 💪🏼📸

Photographer Kenneth Dolin shot the 💩 outta me— though in a good 80% of the pics he took, I look crazed-giddy-happy! Because that’s how he makes me!! 😆(Fanfare Beauty, you make me happy too!)

They say "there's no small parts," but I have one in this movie. Via Bloody Disgusting:

http://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3493463/title-media-sneaks-first-look-painkillers/

Why, hello! I’m not just a party-girl in a penis-suit... I’m a nice girl too! Thanks for the great, new headshots, Kenneth Dolin & Fanfare Beauty! My team at Momentum Talent Agency, @BradyBrannonRich, Atlas Talent & Wendi Niad are putting them to work! 😉📸🎞📺💰

I'm in this! Click for Horror Fuel's first glimpse & interview with me!

http://horrorfuel.com/2018/04/15/a-first-look-at-roxy-shihs-horror-film-painkillers/

For the record, the @venetianvegas is riDICK... Said I was too explicit to come inside, so I snuck in the back door! Was the BELLE OF THE BALLS anyway! Happy #bachelloretteparty, @hppygrl2002 / Feliz #despedidadesoltera, Silvana! 😘💍💋

I promised y’all dick-pics ;) Congrats to my sexy friend, @hppygrl2002 & her lucky hubby-to-be! #vivalasvegas

2 wigs, 5 shoes, and a boot, in #vegas

FB hive mind: Is this love? 💋💕 w/ Cedric Yarbrough

Last night I was honored to be the first female host of Cleveland High School Humanities Magnet’s #corechella! (And I understand previous hosts have all won Emmys since? Can’t wait for THAT!) Here’s the video they made to introduce me... This next generation’s alright!

I’m hosting #corechella2018 at @chscore RIGHT NOW, and it is AMAZING!!!

In my happy place. 🎥🙂💫 #actorslife #setlife #onset #hollywood #grinding #readyformycloseup

Current mood (after 10 days of houseguests):

Can you find the Easter egg?!? #iamaselfieartist #themuseumofselfies #popup

ALL HAIL! 👑📸 @museumofselfies #yasqueen @ The Museum of Selfies

EVERYBODY VAN GOGH TO THE @museumofselfies ASAP! So much fun!!! #art #culture #vangogh #museumofselfies #selfies #photography #inbed

#howiroll #rollindeep #disco #bug #bling #shiny #shimmer #sweetride #pimpmyride #museumofselfies #selfies #selfiesunday #selfiestyle

I’m no angel, but... #colettemiller #globalangelwingsproject #museumofselfies

Have a magical holiday, ‘y’all! 🦄🌈 🐣 #happyeaster #happypassover #springhassprung #magiciseverywhere

Honey, I shrunk the childhood friends! #culture #art #broadmuseum #wheninla

When you take your out-of-town friend out into WeHo and they suddenly start playing “The Name Game.” #priceless #iftheycouldseemenow #payyoulater #namegame #pepper #pepperpepperbobepper #ahs #weho #humpday🐫 😘 Eric Restivo

So then Eric Restivo at Flaming Saddles West Hollywood sent the memo to Ongina & the Queens from RuPaul's Drag Race at Revolver Video Bar & this happened: . . . #sincerestformofflattery #dragqueen #dragshow #pepper #ahs #bornthisway #happybirthday #ladygaga

@ongina nailed #pepper (so to speak). @revolverweho . . . #dragqueens #dragshow #weho #gaylife @rupaulsdragrace #rupaulsdragrace #ongina #shegivesmelife

#pepper wanted to play with me, so I did! @ongina @revolverweho @rupaulsdragrace #dragqueens #dragshow #weho #gayborhood

#honored 💕 @ongina @revolverweho

SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY IS WHEN A DRAG QUEEN DOES YOU! (Last one, promise.) . . . #dragqueens #dragshow #rupaulsdragrace #ahs #pepper #ongina #weho #gayborhood #gaylife #bornthisway #nightout #humpday🐫 🏳️‍🌈🍆👗

Partying like it’s 1961. (W/ the @universityofcolorado class of ‘61 delta gammas!) #gobuffs #universityofcolorado #boulder #deltagamma #sorority #sisterhood #palmsprings #reunion #weekend #motherdaughtertime

Just your typical Saturday night Cold War re-enactment with my mom. 👭🍆🇺🇸

NO MAMES, LA NETA, GUËY. 👊🏼 #basta #enough #marchforourlives #neveragain #resist #riseup #vivalarresistance #guncontrolnow #readyaimvote #motherdaughtertime

IF WE DELETE OUR FACEBOOKS, HOW YOU GONNA SEE MY SEXY, YOGA PHOTOS?! 👙by Orange Cosmic Mermaid, 📸 by @koyu, 🧘‍♀️ by YogaWorks.

Be really careful out there tonight, all you little leprechauns! ☘️

Balls deep at Fred Segal.

Back in the day, not only was I an “excellent actress,” I was awarded for my perfect attendance. (Nerd!) TODAY, however, I would have walked out. #nationalwalkoutday #walkoutwednesday #neveragain #neveragainisnow #enough #parkland #studentwalkout #guncontrol #guncontrolnow

2-tone tights, 1 great night! #lafashionweek #openingnight

Regretting not buying this while I was in Copenhagen for days like today... But thankful its designer, KENDT dragged me outside to pose for pics in it at least!

Favorite, albeit shameless, dreary-n-down, rainy day activity: seeing myself slash some throats in Japanese!

#fbf They say “go big or go home,” and well, I’ve ALWAYS gone big! But rarely go home. So I did last weekend... to the same woods where I used to play and pretend I was in a horror movie! Needless to say, after +25 years away, my grandparents’ light shown particularly brightly this visit.

#tbt Still glowing from last weekend’s gala... Topher Straus’s painting sold at auction; 100% of proceeds go to Denver Center for the Performing Arts’ children’s theatre education. And to think we met +30 years ago doing “Kidskits,” as those same young, aspiring thespians he’s now benefitting... 💕🎭👶🏻🎩

With so much drama & horror in my life (well, career anyway), I gave my comedic reel a quick clean-up-- cuz I can be funny too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CO0VLArPzs&t=14s

Pretty great feeling walking into a photographer’s studio and seeing your photo on the wall 👀💕📸: Kenneth Dolin

One day I hope to thank the Academy... But today, I want to thank IMDb for putting on a great Oscar party!

Well, I’m disappointed!

This sums it up:

So, remember how I KNEW I had to be an actress when I first saw Lily Tomlin perform her one-woman show at the Denver Center for the Performing Arts? Well, I’m back! Today it’s the largest non-profit theatrical organization in the U.S., where my dear, talented artist-friend, Topher Straus (topherstraus.com) recently donated his “Elephant Eyes” in order to raise money for children’s theatre education. So basically, kids like me 30 years ago! AND now, he and I are about to see Hamilton, as part of the auction’s black-tie gala... at the SAME theatre where I first saw Lily. Nice full-circle, eh?

My childhood homey, Topher Straus needed some arm-candy for his black-tie gala at the Denver Center for the Performing Arts tomorrow, so he worked some magic! 🎩 💕🐰

From the creators of “Pepper Does Party City,” expect some adventures this weekend!

Pretty positive that if published, my YouTube channel’s comments could constitute a bestselling book.