It’s the new #comediansincarsgettingcoffee spin-off: “Actresses in cars flirting with cameramen!” #actorslife

We all three agreed: the Orange Is the New Black kitchen could’ve used some Pepper. (The spicy Selenis Leyva & Dascha Polanco notwithstanding!) Gracias, #glamsquad! Makeup: Jared Lipscomb Dress: Natalia Fedner Design Earrings: The Leo Diamond Ring: Susan Eisen Fine Jewelry & Watches Photo: Genevieve Marie Photography

@maxblackheart surprised me with a pretty, new #pepper! 💕🌶👶🏻☠️ #ahs #fanart #actorslife

So pleased to have been able to help raise $500K for #hurricanemarie relief on this #1yearanniversary, w/ mi #boricua favorita, @mariaelenalaas & the man who’s gonna take me to space, @joshheffler. 🇵🇷💰💃🏻

#tbt: last week’s visit with mom. Yes, THIS is my 79-YEAR OLD MOM. Which... explains a lot.

So fly even @gettyimages couldn’t focus! #showtime #emmy #party

What could this reporter have possibly said to elicit such a face?!? Emmys / Television Academy Makeup: Jared Lipscomb Dress: Natalia Fedner Earrings: The Leo Diamond Ring: Susan Eisen Fine Jewelry & Watches Photo: Genevieve Marie Photography

Kicking it with some #crazyrichasians at Entertainment Weekly. Like you do. 😉 Makeup: Jared Lipscomb Makeup Dress: Natalia Fedner Design Earrings: The Leo Diamond Ring: Susan Eisen Fine Jewelry & Watches Photo: Genevieve Marie

Imma be posting non-stop party pics taken over the course of the last, incredible week. Just know I’m probably, actually supine on a pool floaty, reading a book. Or at least that’s my plan for the week! (Can’t wait!)📚🌞🧘‍♀️😴 Finger waves by: Brandon Liberati Makeup by: Hosway Morbak Dress by: Pedram Couture c/o The Archives & Showroom & @alexislerma7 Necklace & earrings by: David Klass Jewelry Styled by: Jazzie Bella Edit

#sorrynotsorry for photobombing THE #davechappelle & Porsha Coleman. Couldn’t help myself—they’re both so great! #emmys #doh #whatever #imnominatedbitch

If they could see me now... Oh wait, they can! #technology #onourway #emmys Finger waves by: Brandon Liberati Makeup (& boobs) by: Hosway Morbak Dress by: Pedram Couture c/o The Archives & Showroom Necklace & earrings by: David Klass Jewelry Styled by: Jazzie Bella

Go, Finn Wittrock, go! Thinking of you & all my fellow nominee-friends today!! I’ll be there, cheering y’all on! #emmys #todayistheday

My cojones are as big as my grin. Makeup by: Jared Lipscomb Makeup Dress by: Natalia Fedner Design Earrings: The Leo Diamond Ring: Susan Eisen Fine Jewelry & Watches

The Emmy for NICEST HUMAN goes to... Makeup by: Jared Lipscomb Makeup Dress by: Natalia Fedner Design Earrings: The Leo Diamond Ring: Susan Eisen Fine Jewelry & Watches

The advantage to wearing a necklace as a dress is: if you spill food, it falls right through! Makeup by: Jared Lipscomb Makeup Dress by: Natalia Fedner Design Earrings: The Leo Diamond Ring: Susan Eisen Fine Jewelry & Watches

Fun facts! I am (distantly) related to the late, great Tom Bosley, and I am now, apparently, Henry Winkler’s possessed, new pal! Happy Days/ Happy Night!

Werking dat Fendi face & Fubu booty at The Hollywood Reporter & SAG-AFTRA #emmy Nominee Party!

My hot date, Jennifer Schemke from last night’s opening of Beautiful The Carole King Musical at the Hollywood Pantages Theatre (who I haven’t seen in an even hotter minute), texted me this today... I DO NOT BELIEVE IN COINCIDENCES! #seriouslytho #wtf #af #hailsatan #666 #numberofthebeast #ahs #ahs8 #ahsapocalypse

OK, this is confusing, I know. But the Emmys are actually broken up into 3 different nights (only because it'd be ETERNAL otherwise): last Saturday & Sunday were the Creative Arts Emmys (for all the various designers: wardrobe, makeup, hair, sound, production, writing, editing, and the smaller acting categories). Monday is the live, televised version, with everything else. If you're curious to see last weekend's shows, the 2 will be edited together and broadcast TOMORROW, Sat, Sept 15 at 8pm E/P on FXX. They apparently cut to me as I stand for the Star Trek tribute. (Nerd alert!) Hope that clears things up. Enjoy it! (Despite my loss.) I sure did! 😀

Mom & I survived the Apocalypse in style last night! How ‘bout you?!?! ☠️💃🏻👀

Jamie Brewer & I, anticipating tonight’s IMMINENT APOCALYPSE!!! ☠️👹👻👽🤡😈🎃😳😱😬

My mom getting uptown-funked-up at the Creative Arts Emmys Saturday. No wonder people kept confusing her for Christina Pickles & congratulating her on her win! She sure partied like she’d won... Wonder where I get THAT from?!? 😜🏆💃🏻

Time for a new profile pic! 📸💃🏻👀 Makeup by: Jared Lipscomb Dress by: Mistertriplex Necklace & bracelet by: @davidklassjewelry Earrings by: LeCiel Design c/o The Archives & Showroom & @alexislerma7 Diamond ring by: Shaftel Diamond Co. (Other ring: Grandma Grossman, who would be so proud) Styled by: Nicole Balzano

THANK GOD I didn’t win last night! I wouldn’t have been able to lift it! #saved Makeup by: Jared Lipscomb Dress by: Mistertriplex Necklace & bracelet by: @davidklassjewelry Earrings by: LeCiel Design c/o The Archives & Showroom & @alexislerma7 Ring by: Shaftel Diamond Co. (Other ring: Grandma Grossman, who would be so proud) Styled by: Nicole Balzano

But I WON the red carpet!!! 😜💃🏻🏆 (I’d like to thank the following folks for that!) Makeup by: Jared Lipscomb Dress by: Mistertriplex Necklace & bracelet by: @davidklassjewelrey Earrings by: LeCiel Design c/o The Archives & Showroom & @alexislerma7 Diamond ring by: Shaftel Diamond Co. (Other ring: Grandma Grossman, who would be so proud) Styled by: Nicole Balzano

On our way! 🙌🏼 Jared Lipscomb

Mom’s first ever mani/pedi... before her very first EMMYS! ⭐️🏆💃🏻

LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!! Tune in tomorrow as I livestream the #Emmy announcement! Win or lose... See it HERE!!!🏆 Photo by: Gary Anthony Williams Hair by: Brandon Liberati Makeup by: @jaredlips Dress by: Wow Couture USA Styled by: Nicole Balzano Cuff by: Beg and Borrow Apparel Earrings by: LeCiel Design c/o The Archives & Showroom & @alexislerma7

I JUST ran into the Red Bull truck (not physically, although I’ve done that before too), and the following realization hit me like a Red Bull-vodka at 4am: In what feels like another lifetime, 20 years ago, I used to drive this stupid #redbull mobile. (Let’s be real— I mostly just parked it outside auditions and improv class, and went about my business.) And I’d do it all over again... because TOMORROW, I MIGHT WIN AN EMMY! #fullcircle #comealongwaybaby #eyesontheprize #noregrets #neverforgetwhereyoucamefrom

Me on the subject of self-doubt, shot earlier today on @femalesunfiltered. Full episode out Monday!

If you don’t know, now you know!

http://sarahscoop.com/interview-naomi-grossman-from-ctrl-alt-delete-and-american-horror-story/

LABOR DAY’S OVER! BACK TO #WERK!

JUST LIKE a Labor Day BBQ/pool party, except it’s a podcast:

https://m.soundcloud.com/belowthebeltshow/interview-actress-naomi-grossman-from-american-horror-story-and-ctrl-alt-delete-8152018

Special thanks to my publicist, Anthony Turk for the JUMBO MARGARITA immediately preceding this interview!

http://viralcast.io/entertainment/naomi-grossman-interview-afterbuzz-tvs-mini-spotlight/

HELL YES, IT’S A SIGN!!!

God bless the Internet. Have a great holiday-weekend, everyone!

#TBT: Where would I be without my #glamsquad? Hair by: Brandon Liberati; Makeup by: @jaredlips; Dress by: Wow Couture USA; Styled by: Nicole Balzano; Cuff by: Beg and Borrow Apparel; Earrings by: LeCiel Design c/o The Archives & Showroom & @alexislerma7; Suit: Mr Turk

#TBT: last week’s Television Academy Performers’ Peer Group party. And the #Emmy for best dressed couple goes to... Brandon Liberati (And to think we didn’t even plan it!) Hair by: @brandonliberati Makeup by: @jaredlips Dress by: Wow Couture USA Styled by: Nicole Balzano Cuff by: Beg and Borrow Apparel Earrings by: LeCiel Design c/o The Archives & Showroom & @alexislerma7 Suit by: Mr Turk

Ya, en este momento! Por si acaso quieran escuchar!!

Big ups to Ctrl Alt Delete for the awesome shout-out in their wildly successful crowdfunding campaign! (Just 3 days left & <$3K to make their goal!) Please consider donating, so they can MAYBE PAY ME with more than an Emmy nom next season! 😜 #kiddingnotkidding #raisingmyprice #nomorefreebies #yougetwhatyoupayfor #imworthit #emmynaomiated

bit.ly/ctrlaltdeleteshow

Me, day after Emmy voting. 🙏🏼

Voting is OVER! 🙌 No matter what happens, I've enjoyed joining this club!! 💃

https://www.nhregister.com/entertainment/the-wrap/article/Emmy-Nominations-Here-Are-All-36-First-Time-13069774.php

In other, non-Emmy news, my armpit-vaginas are incomparable (except for, well, actual vaginas). 🍑👗 Dress by: Mistertriplex Styled by: Nicole Balzano Photo by: Marquis Olison

It’s a reach, but I’m going for it! Last day to get me dat Emmy!! Dress by: Mistertriplex; styled by Nicole Balzano.

Happy to be home & onto the home stretch! Television Academy, tomorrow is the LAST DAY to VOTE! #fyc Ctrl Alt Delete #emmys2018 . Dress by: Wow Couture USA Styled by: Nicole Balzano Earrings by: LeCiel Design c/o The Archives & Showroom & @alexislerma7

Oh Emmy, to be that shiny & skinny! Dress by: Wow Couture USA; Styled by: Nicole Balzano; Earrings by: LeCiel Design c/o The Archives & Showroom & @alexislerma7

Y’all in/near Knoxville: today’s the last day of Creepycon Halloween & Horror Convention - Knoxville, TN!

https://www.thedailytimes.com/news/creepycon-halloween-centric-convention-returns-for-a-frightful-weekend/article_47aeed01-aa54-5221-b453-1328137702b1.html

Waitress: “Has anyone ever told you that you look JUST like Naomi Grossman?” Me: 💕😊💥❗️

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pepper! In Knoxville!! W/ Joey Gossett Art at Creepycon Halloween & Horror Convention - Knoxville, TN

Creepycon Halloween & Horror Convention - Knoxville, TN just surprised me with a Pepper I’d never seen!

Gonna be a packed weekend at Creepycon Halloween & Horror Convention - Knoxville, TN!

https://www.knoxnews.com/story/entertainment/2018/08/21/east-tennessee-knoxville-weekend-9-festivals-conventions-events-attend/999169002/

Megan Amram: “Acting is just writing with your mouth!” Me: “Oh yeah? Then writing is just acting with your fingers!” So, Television Academy voters: who do YOU give the “Outstanding Actress” Emmy to? (Ended that sentence with a preposition cuz I’m not technically “a writer,” but rather act with my whole body. 😜 #emmys2018 #throwdown

And here is the full interview:

If you’re wondering what this Ctrl Alt Delete is all about, Deborah Zara Kobylt does a great job of breaking it down on her show, Deborah Kobylt LIVE:

This ain't no pinhead article! Via Meaww re: Ctrl Alt Delete:

https://meaww.com/naomi-grossman-emmy-nominee-lorna-on-ctrl-alt-del

Pretty trippy being called to the stage amongst this year’s #emmy #nominees... by the voice of #porkypig, no less!

I love that it's Wednesday and I'm still reading about my Monday night! 💃

http://www.justjared.com/2018/08/21/darren-criss-edgar-ramirez-more-hit-carpet-at-emmys-performers-peer-group-celebration/

THIS JUST IN! “I STILL PEE AND POOP!” That, and other fascinating tidbits in this amazingly alliterated and admiring article:

http://entscoop.com/emmy-nominee-naomi-grossman-proving-performance-perfection-post-pepper/

Then I met that one chick, Megan Amram 😜 #itsgoingdown #wannapieceofme #letsgo #takeitoutside #comeatmebro #dontmesswithme #bescared #movebitch #getouttheway #anemmyforwho #naemmygrossman #emmys2018 #emmys70 #televisionacademy #fyc Ctrl Alt Delete #emmynaomiated (PS I know I look photoshopped & face-lifted. I’m not! That’s just how good Jared Lipscomb is!) Makeup by: Jared Lipscomb Hair by: Brandon Liberati Dress by: Wow Couture USA Styled by: @NicoleBalzano Earrings by: LeCiel Design c/o The Archives & Showroom & @alexislerma7

Aaaand fabulous seeing some of Ryan Murphy’s #usualsuspects, #myfriends, Finn Wittrock & Darren Criss! #emmys2018 #emmys70 #emmynaomiated #fyc Ctrl Alt Delete Hair by: Brandon Liberati Makeup by: Jared Lipscomb Dress by: Wow Couture USA Styled by: @NicoleBalzano Earrings by: LeCiel Design c/o The Archives & Showroom & @alexislerma7

LILY’S SEARCH FOR SIGNS OF INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE IS COMPLETE! That’s what this beam of light means: SHE FOUND ME!!! 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 #emmys2018 #emmys70 #televisionacademy #fyc Ctrl Alt Delete Grace and Frankie #frankieandlorna #emmynaomiated Hair by: Brandon Liberati Makeup by: Jared Lipscomb Dress by: Wow Couture USA Styled by: @NicoleBalzano Earrings by: LeCiel Design c/o The Archives & Showroom @alexislerma7

Jared Lipscomb beat my face! Brandon Liberati beat my hair! Wow Couture USA beat my figure! LeCiel Design c/o The Archives & Showroom & @alexislerma7 beat my ears! @NicoleBalzano mixed this amazing look! And I served it up at the TV Academy Performers' Peer Group party last night!

You are the company you keep. 😊 Thank you, Emmys / Television Academy for a stellar evening. #literally #emmys2018 #emmys70 #emmynaomiated #televisionacademy #fyc Ctrl Alt Delete Hair by: Brandon Liberati Makeup by: Jared Lipscomb Dress by: Wow Couture USA Styled by: Nicole Balzano Earrings by: LeCiel Design c/o The Archives & Showroom @alexislerma7

I kissed a girl, and I liked it... BECAUSE IT WAS LILY TOMLIN!!! (Although I did stagger and almost faint!) #fangirl #starstruck #girlcrush #myhero #lilytomlin #emmys2018 #emmys70 #fyc #graceandfrankie #ctrlaltdelete #emmynaomiated #fullcircle #idie #dying #dead #ripme