Attn: fellow Television Academy performers’ peer group members: today you should have gotten the email re: the upcoming election... About that, I will say this: over the last 3 years serving on the Performers’ Peer Group Executive Committee, I’ve seen Governor Bob Bergen (pictured here, among other PGEC members/friends of the PGEC) IN ACTION, FIRST-HAND. I can say, without hesitation, that NO ONE could POSSIBLY DREAM of doing this job better than he. I unequivocally endorse him for Governor! #photoby Jamie Johnson Photography #dressby Zsazsa Bodizs #vote #governor #bobbergen #televisionacademy #emmy #party #actorslife

 

The Christians & horror fans (aka “satanists”) sharing the same convention center = a highly entertaining weekend. 🤣🔪🙏🏼🧛‍♀️💒 #hailsatan #horrorcon #expocristã #brasil #sãopaulo #anhembi #goingtohell #youcantmakethisup

I did a panel here in São Paulo that would’ve made my Portuguese professor proud! 🙌🏼 Except that every time I didn’t know a word, they use the exact same word as in English! 🤦🏻‍♀️ Here I am, basically giving up... I still think they were pranking me! 🤷🏻‍♀️🇧🇷 PS Tune into my FB Live today at 2pm hora brasileira (10am P/1pm E) for more Portuguese faux pas! 🤣 @horrorexpobrasil #horrorcon #brasil #português #ahs #panel #procuraoutroatoramericanoquefazosseuspaneisemportuguês 😉 Edit

Como se diz, “blown away” em português?!? 🤷🏻‍♀️🇧🇷 This mysterious, masked, tattooed ARTISTE just MADE my entire, 14-hour flight here! 🙏🏼🙌🏼 OBRIGADA, Coveiro Maldito The King Of FreakShow!! Eu ADORO!!! 😘 #horrorcon #fanart #coveiromaldito #ahs #pepper #actorslife #brasil Edit

Eu vim a São Paulo pra horror, e encontrei amor! 💕🇧🇷 Horror Expo #amobrasil #saopaulo #becodobatman #artedarua #brasil #brazil #sightseeing #streetart

(In Brazil, back when I was a bigger girl, and knew nothing of lighting.) 🤦🏻‍♀️ Essa foto foi tirada há 22 anos atrás quando estava no Brasil. 🇧🇷 Estou voltando agora para passar este fim de semana mais magra e mais realizada! 🤩 Venha me ver no Horror Expo! ☠️ Mal posso esperar!! 💃🏻

Back in ‘95, when I was but a naive co-ed at Northwestern, I’d take the L down into Chicago every Fri & Sat to show my boobies on stage with Alexandra Billings in “Cannibals Cheerleaders on Crack.” THIS is what she used to do backstage. 🤣 You too can see it (with me as a special guest!) at her final performance of “Katie’s Corner” on Nov 3, before she leaves to take Broadway by storm.

Tix: https://m.bpt.me/event/4417022

DO NOT CROSS ME! I WILL MAKE YOU MY MUSE!!

https://www.screwedupstories.com

The force was with me at the Black Spire Outpost last night. #starwars #disneyworld #hollywoodstudios #batuu #blackspireoutpost #milleniumfalcon #nevertellmetheodds #chewiewerehome #nerds #getyourgeekon #maytheforcebewithyou

SURPRISE!!! Jyoti Amge & I say hi from Fantasm Orlando! 👋🏼👋🏼 #fantasm #orlando #horrorcon #ahsfreakshow #jyotiamge #goodthingscomeinsmallpackages #sizedoesntmatter #matchymatchy #actorslife #surprise

This one goes out to Parker Jr High! 🏔 Greetings from Florida!!🌴 Wish you were here. 😢 All’s well otherwise! 👍🏼👍🏼 Lotsa 💙 from your OG #classclown & #dramaqueen (aka Leroy & Rhoda). 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ #reunitedanditfeelssogood

#currentmood, knowing I get to see this little lady again this weekend! You can see her too (and me!) at Fantasm Orlando... I guarantee she’ll make your face do the same! 😀 #fantasm #orlando #horrorcon #comiccon #tistheseason #halloween #tbt #ahsfreakshow #jyotiamge #smallestwomanintheworld #actorslife

Thanks, Shutterstock, for the favorably placed pinwheel on my crotch. It’s obviously doing the trick! And thank YOU, Hollywood Pantages for including me at Anastasia The Musical. Enjoyed it immensely as well! 🤪😘💋 #redcarpet #openingnight #pantagestheatre #hollywood #anastasia #vintage #theme #periodpiece #actorslife

I really need to have more fun! 💃🏻🎷🥂 #tbt #emmyparty #firstonthedancefloor #lasttoleave #igetdown #bonvivant #lavitaebella #fivefeetoffun #ilovethenightlife #photoby Jamie Johnson Photography #dressby Zsazsa Bodizs

Much to my chagrin, the @StorySmash judges at the Hollywood Improv Comedy Club Saturday were NOT scoring on facial expression, cheekbones, nor jazz-hands. 😭 But, we ALL won a really fun night! 🤣 Thank you, @StoryWorthy for the invitation, and my pals for their support! 😘 #dressby Zsazsa Bodizs #gamenight #spinthatwheel #storysmash #storyworthy #competitive #storytelling #liveshow #podcast #hollywoodimprov #actorslife @ Hollywood Improv Lab

Beyond fun screening 1BR_Film at #beyondfest this weekend! Thanks to all who came out! 💜 👗: Zsazsa Bodizs 📸: @genevievemuree #americancinematheque #egyptiantheatre #redcarpet #zsazsabodizs #horrorfilm #genre #filmfestival #premiere #actorslife @ American Cinematheque

Just had my #tarot read for the year... According to @mrkylethomas of @astrokikiradio, @horoscopes & @horo.scopesdaily, Imma be “droppin’ some hoes,” and my “career is fierce AF!” So, if you a hoe, byeeeeeee; and if you wanna hire me, do it quick before I raise my rate! 👆🏼🔮🙌🏼 #whatwillbewillbe #2020 #comeatme

Beyond excited to see y'all tonight!

https://www.dreadcentral.com/news/311231/breakout-hit-1br-will-enjoy-u-s-premiere-at-beyond-fest/?fbclid=IwAR31yzHXmzxKL_J3zI3NMCT4NPFMYr4Ya0814Fb_ib2JVRzLzkcZmBWWyug

Thanks, friends, for the great response re: tomorrow’s “Story Smash!” Do reserve your tix in advance— this show typically sells out— and in case they judge by audience hoots & hollers, I’ll need you to there to get rowdy! 🤪👏🏼🙉

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#tbt Celebrating this year’s #emmy #nominees! Congrats #tonyhale #asanteblackk #chrissullivan (& those with whom I don’t have a photo. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!?) 🤪 #photoby Jamie Johnson Photography #dressby Zsazsa Bodizs #ilovephotos #televisionacademy #wallis #hollywood #party #veep #whentheyseeus #thisisus #actorslife

 

Angelenos: Clone yourselves! Also on Saturday, 1BR_Film is coming home to Hollywood for it’s U.S. premiere! 5 & 8pm at the Egyptian Theatre. 🎥☠️😳

http://www.beyondfest.com/beyond-fest-announces-its-full-slate-for-the-return-of-las-biggest-genre-film-festival-5/

We interrupt this non-stop, annoying #Emmy coverage to invite you to Story Smash the Storytelling Game Show! at the Hollywood Improv Comedy Club Sat, Sept 28 at 8pm! #gamenight #competition #storytelling #truestories #spinthewheel #laughyourassoff 🍑 Come cheer me on, and enjoy the funniest night in Los Angeles! 🤣 Edit

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Who knew when I met Jharrel Jerome at the Television Academy’s #emmys2019 #nominee #party Friday, that he’d be an #emmywinner Sunday?! 🙌🏼🏆🤩 #congrats to #jharreljerome & the entire When They See Us team. Your show destroyed me! 🤯😭👏🏼 #photoby Jamie Johnson Photography #styledby Zsazsa Bodizs

Here’s another #OG from back in the day! @mikeyfuntime, best known from #SNL, and I came up through the #groundlings together. So fun seeing such talented & deserving friends’ stars rise! 💫💕🙌🏼 #lookatusnow #emmys #actorslife 👗: Zsazsa Bodizs

One of my personal highlights from last night’s #emmys (hence the crazed, demon eyes), was bumping into my longtime, college buddies & funny, brother duo, @sethmeyers & @joshdmeyers! 💜😻💫🕺💃🏻🕺

My date thinks he’s #angelinajolie. 🤣 But then, if I had pink poodles on my feet, I would too! 🙋🏻‍♀️ #emmys2019 👗: Zsazsa Bodizs 👟: Jeremy Scott

Oh hey, whatcha doin today? #emmys

Oh! And #congrats & #goodluck to all of this year’s #emmy #nominees to whom I have yet to shout-out! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤞🏼🏆 #rootingforyou #sterlingkbrown #thisisus #billyeichner #billyonthestreet #rachelbrosnahan #marvelousmrsmaisel #angelabassett #theflood #ryanmurphy #stevencanals #pose #carsonkressley #queereye #ahsmakeup #ahshair #ahscostume #jessicalange #ahsapocalypse #emmys2019

Got my Emmy dress for Sunday all picked out! This one’ll keep errybody’s panties out of a bunch, at least. Crazy this is still news (or ever was):

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/9948316/most-daring-near-naked-emmys-dresses-heidi-klum/?fbclid=IwAR1TpmZuBbo_E7pqX6QLC5HGYgNHa95-wdsKL0PM_b37RWdMfu2_gq06_Ok

I didn't get to watch last night's premiere, so please no spoilers! But I did see and appreciate and concur with the first line of this article about it: "Ryan Murphy's American Horror Story has always been touted for its phenomenal casting. Be it Naomi Grossman's Pepper..." Thanks, MEAWW! Go, Ulrich/Dawson/Kritzer Casting!

https://meaww.com/american-horror-story-1984-spoilers-olympic-skier-gun-kenworthy-unconventional-delicious-avatar?fbclid=IwAR2okLzYBnI5V9rnjsPbjEwt7askXHFgPhmQ4FZqXpsg-Z3iQ--Y7jl8G68

#congrats to the #queens & crew of RuPaul's Drag Race (Nebraska Thunderfuck pictured here) for being among this year’s earliest #Emmy winners! I’ll be cupping my boobs for another win for you Sunday. #rupaulsdragrace #nebraskathuderfuck #yasqueen #dragqueen #vegasbaby #vegas #werk #getit 🏆

Not a great photo— but mostly because Cat Deeley’s legs are so gorgeous and long, you have to zoom way out to get ‘em!🦵🏼She’s my end-all/be-all #womancrushwednesday (even on a Tuesday), and Sunday, So You Think You Can Dance gets ALL my #emmy votes! 🏆💃🏻🕺👏🏼 #catdeeley #soyouthinkyoucandance #hollywood #party #actorslife #makeup @hoswaymorbakali #dress @amatoofficial @furneamato #earrings @mishkapiaf #rings @henstudios #styling @wilfordlenov @celestineagency

The televised, primetime #emmys are this weekend, and here are a few folks I’m rooting for! 🙌🏼🙏🏼🤞🏼🍀 #emmynominee #kumailnanjiani #thetwilightzone #thebigsick #siliconvalley #adventuretime #portlandia #stuber #actorslife #goodluck

IS THIS A SIGN?!? Could today be the day I open #thehollywoodreporter to read my name, then later “my” show, Ctrl Alt Delete wins an #emmy?! Stay tuned to find out!! 😬🙏🏼🤷🏻‍♀️ In the meantime, #goodluck & #congrats to #edbegleyjr & the entire #ctrlaltdelete team! 🙌🏼🤞🏼🍀 #emmys2019

Sometimes we just need a reminder. 😉💫💃🏻

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While this was taken last week, it looks uncannily like me, once upon a time, trying to blend in as a background extra. #kiddingnotkidding #standout #tbt #thescenariostudio

Stopping to smell the cold, dead flowers. ☠️ #thescenariostudio #photoshoot #horrorhouse #whitehouse #blackandwhite #photography

Can we be done with the back-to-school pics already? Awesome! The Scenario Studio #thescenariostudio #editorial #photoshoot #backtoschool #schooldays #schooldaze #fallingforfall #badboys #behave #hotforteacher #punishment #detention

#tbt to Sunday, when we could still wear white! #thankyou to Amaré Magazine’s editor-in-chief, @gorgeousgeorgiie for the fabulous invite and feature: https://www.amaremagazine.com/empowering-players (scroll to 44!) #magazinelaunch #releaseparty #amaremagazine #laborday #whiteparty #skybar #hollywood #actorslife @ Skybar at Mondrian

I know nothing of ‘84, except that my birthday party was cancelled due to a bad blizzard that year. The horrors! 😱🥶 Other than that, this is just something I saw and reposted by @rawdickulous. 💕 #ahs1984 #pepper #ahspepper #ahs #americanhorrorstory #mashup #americanhorrorstory1984 #meme #ahsmemes #horrormemes #horrormashup #horrorgeeks #horrornerds

YOU BETTA WERK this Labor Day! 💃🏻#editorialphotography @cathrynfarnsworth #styling Holley Wolfe #makeup #dallasdinnocente #werk #slay #holiday #laborday #actorslife

HAPPY 80TH BIRTHDAY TO MY REASON FOR LIVING!!! 🎂 Had I not seen #lilytomlin live, on stage, in her #onewomanshow (whose poster she’s signing) at the formative age of 10, I WOULDN’T BE WHO I AM TODAY! 🙌🏼#happybirthday #touchstone #idol #heroine #goddess #fangirl #celebritycrush #myeverything #reasonforliving #searchforsignsofintelligentlifeintheuniverse Edit