
March 13, 2020
My exact sentiment re: meeting students, and sharing with them my “wild feminist” message and experiences on #ahs. Oh, and returning home safe and sound WITHOUT #coronavirus! Despite everything that’s happening, I’m SO glad I steilacame! π #seewhatididthere #steilacoom #piercecollege #lakewood #washington #publicspeaking #wildfeminist #womenincomedy #studentlife #actorslife @ Pierce College Fort Steilacoom Student Life
March 12, 2020
Practicing what I preach! #lucilleball once said, “I am not funny. What I am is brave.” But that bravery is precisely what allowed herself to go there... without caring “how it looks.” In my “Women in Comedy” lecture, I talk about the importance of taking risks, exposing one’s self, being vulnerable, out there, edgy and real, willing to make mistakes, look ugly or silly or insecure. Which is why it THRILLS me to no end when the @pcfsstudentlife photographer, @ben_mydude presented me with these photos from yesterday’s talk, looking like ALL of those things! π€ͺπͺπΌπ― #piercecollege #lakewood #washington #publicspeaking #womenincomedy #studentlife #actorslife @ Pierce College
March 10, 2020
Is there anything more fun than spinning stories on stage? I’m actually asking! Is there?? π€·π»♀️ Thank you, WRITE CLUB Los Angeles for enabling me to do what I find most fun! ππΌ #writeclub #angelcitybrewery #raconteurs #storytelling #spokenword #soloperformance #actorslife @ Angel City Brewery
March 6, 2020
One day, The Moth will actually pick my name out of the hat, instead of making me tease the audience with my story after! (At least now I’m primed & ready to story-tell at WRITE CLUB Los Angeles at Angel City Brewery next Monday! Pay-what-you-can; allπ°goes to charity!) #onstage #blueballs #pickme #themoth #writeclub #storytelling #actorslife
March 4, 2020
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February 26, 2020
VERY RARE, PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF ME IN A LOOSE-FITTING, WHITE SHIRT & JEANS!!! πππWhen I was a little girl, I refused to attend summer camp because it meant having to wear jeans. (I just wanted to wear taffeta all the time.) Today, I wore them BY CHOICE, thanks to the deft direction of my dear stylist-friend, @styledbyaginger (thinking I could bluff the pool sharks at tonight’s Young Variety #thechildrenscharity event). It didn’t work— but it was a small sacrifice #forthechildren! ππΌπ«π°#youngvariety #charityevent #actorslife
February 25, 2020
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February 19, 2020
I graduated from Northwestern University +20 years ago in this dress; then last night, escaped from #margaritaville in it! Still fits as well as it did my #greatgrandma originally!! π΅πΌππΉπ Thank you, Dolby Theatre for giving me somewhere to wear it! π ππΌ #openingnight #redcarpet #escapefrommargaritaville #broadwayinhollywood #dolbytheatre #vintage #dress #handmedowns #actorslife
February 18, 2020
Everyone ❤️ a good, survival story! When I was cut from The Groundlings Theatre #sundaycompany, I thought my life was effectively over. But it wasn’t! I continued to live another 14 years (and counting)! ππΌ And now, I’m back for #badcompany (the #ex Sun Co #reunion #show) next week! ππΌππΌππΌ COME!!! #survivalist #groundlings #actorslife
February 16, 2020
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February 11, 2020
There was a puppy in a pink convertible holding up the #redcarpet in front of me. It’s a g.d. GETTY MIRACLE I don’t look gobsmacked by such hollyweirdness! Thank you, @wardourstudio & @samirasnetwork for including me (& the driving dog) in your #oscars luxury #viewing #gala. Can’t speak for @cupcakes_chronicles, but I had a blast! ππΆππ»π« #dressby @fx18taos @ Hilton Los Angeles / Universal City Edit
February 10, 2020
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February 4, 2020
Wanna look like Shakira at 43 and JLo at 50? Join me (almost 45!) for my BIRTHDAY YOGA FLOW tomorrow 9:30–11am at YogaWorks Larchmont Center For Yoga! My trusted teacher, Maria Zavala will be spinning all my favorite tunes and teaching all the fancy tricks. I get a couple free passes, so let me know if you want one of them! π€Έπ»♀️π§♀️ππΌ
February 3, 2020
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January 31, 2020
Yesterday I shot a thing... with a dude... That’s all I can say, except that it’s gonna be cool! (Shout-out to @styledbyaginger who hooked me up with this #suit, which I wore to the audition and they used in the #shoot!) #vaguepost #humblebrag #nda #ladyboss #bookedit #bluescreen #actorslife #waitforit #comingsoon #staytuned #styledbyaginger
January 30, 2020
January 29, 2020
Make new friends, but keep the old! One is silver and the other is gold!! π°Thank you to my friends who insisted I go to Sundance (lookin' at you, Alok Mishra)! You were right— I met EVERYONE!!! (And realized how many big-wigs I already know, like writer/producer of the #sundance darling, #shirley, and creator of my favorite TV show, I Love Dick TV, Sarah Gubbins. We come a long way from Northwestern University acting class! π #gocats
January 28, 2020
Among the 100,000,000 amazing contacts and new friends I made at #Sundance over the weekend was this SUUUUPER-FAN, Peter. Peter literally wept when he met me, then followed me around like a publicist, introducing me around: “DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?!?” It had to have been tiresome for my friends, but of course I was EATING IT UP!!! In fact, I even let him follow us back for hot-tub party till 6am!! Peter, if you’re reading this, you left your boxers on the bathroom floor. Please DM me an address, so I can sign and return them. Then you can wear them as a mask. π #lol #fanboy #superfan #starstruck #pepper #ahs #sundancefilmfestival #actorslife Edit
January 26, 2020
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January 24, 2020
Here for 5 minutes, and already running into movie-star-friends! @dahelitv stars in @badhairfilm here at #sundance, as well as @graceandfrankie & @dearwhitepeople! So proud of my girrrrrrl! #famous #friends #badhair #graceandfrankie #dearwhitepeople #groundlings #comealongwaybaby #filmfestival #virgin
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January 3, 2020
Proud to have been in the 1st, 2nd & 3rd “best episode in each season” (that I was in) according to IMDb— namely American Horror Story’s “Return to Murder House” (S8), “The Name Game” (S2), and “Orphans” (S4), respectively! ππΌ☠️πΆπ» (This article makes a lovely mention of my work as well!)
January 2, 2020
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