April 20, 2020
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April 17, 2020
T minus 1 week! What better way to spend this nightmare-scenario, stuck in your apartment, than to watch a movie about a woman in a nightmare-scenario, stuck in her apartment?! It’s so meta, I almost wonder if the evil geniuses behind 1BR_Film & @darkskyfilms weren’t somehow involved... 🤔 Available April 24 on the following digital platforms: Apple TV/iTunes Google Play Fandango NOW Microsoft Movies & TV PlayStation Store Prime Video/Amazon Sling TV Vudu AT&T Dish Network DirecTV Vubiquity Bell Canada Shaw Canada #1brfilm #darkskyfilms #horror #genre #indiefilm #comingsoon #corona #conspiracy #notreally #meta #actorslife
April 16, 2020
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April 14, 2020
Have y’all checked out my Patreon yet? (And no, #patreon is not a euphemism.) But it IS a place to see things you normally wouldn’t 🍋🍋👀 including never-before-seen content, live-streams, personalized fan interaction, exclusive merch, and so much more! https://www.patreon.com/naomigrossman #becomeapatron #unlock #exclusivebenefits #naomigrossman #omg #titillatingtuesday #mosquitobites #worldnakedbikeride #topless #selfie
April 13, 2020
Still sad about #bernie 💔 but hopeful for the future... 🙏🏼💙🌊🔮 Funny, we don’t mind #socialism when we’re all getting 1200 smackaroos! 🤦🏻♀️💰🤷🏻♀️ Even #popefrancis endorsed #universalhealthcare in his #easter address yesterday! 🙌🏼 #joebiden, just #hope you’re taking notes! #tothelefttotheleft #bluewave
April 12, 2020
Weirdest Easter ever. 🐣😷🤷🏻♀️ #mask by: the very generous Pol' Atteu Haute Couture Beverly Hills, who donates 1 to medical professionals for every 1 sold; #hairandmakeup by: no one in the last 4 weeks. 🤦🏻♀️😳🙈 #excusemybeauty #happyeaster #lockdown #quarantine #covid19 #corona #coronavirus #coronapocalypse #betterlucknextyear Edit
April 11, 2020
My mom hates when I post these. (She doesn’t get that it’s not my real body.) But I think they serve to spread joy & diversion when we desperately need it! And well, we’re gonna be cooped up like this for another month MINIMUM, so showing y’all some pepper shaker is really the LEAST I can do to heal the world right now. 🙏🏼🌎 #mashup: Ronaldmcdonkey #doyourpart #goodwill #samaritan #sacrifices #yourewelcome #flattenthecurve #curves #datassthough #tremendoculo #bundão #bigbootyho #badonkadonk #ilikebigbutts #pepper #sorrymom
April 10, 2020
Effective today, LA residents must wear masks in essential businesses, under an order from Mayor Eric Garcetti. He said nothing, however, about wearing fierce, eye makeup & smizing. (I just always recommend it.) #photoby Mr.Paparazzi @carnivalworksllc @pointb_creative_llc #makeupby @mayalandi #editorialphotography #citywide #mandate #wearamask #lookhot #smize #werk #protectyourself #protectothers #flattenthecurve #corona #coronavirus #covid19
April 9, 2020
YOU GUYS LISTEN UP I’M DOING A THING!!! As we’re all well aware, everything from comic cons to live performances to public speaking engagements have been cancelled indefinitely. 💔 So, Patreon seemed to me to be a safe, alternate way to get exclusive content-- be it personal, fan interaction, to signed photos & DVDs, to teasers of what's to come-- out to fans! The bottom line is: I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU GUYS. I'm sick (not with Covid) to not be able to interact with you all. 😭 So until we meet again IRL, #patreon is a great place to do that-- both in certain & uncertain times alike! ✅: https://www.patreon.com/naomigrossman Edit
April 8, 2020
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April 5, 2020
These next 2 weeks are supposed to be critical. And well, there’s no place like home. So STAY HOME! 🏡 #mashup: Ronaldmcdonkey #stayhome #covid_19 #corona #coronavirus #coronapocalypse #publicserviceannouncement #flattenthecurve #wizardofoz #dorothy #toto #glenda #ahs #ahsmemes #pepper #meme #noplacelikehome Edit
April 4, 2020
Aspiring & up-and-coming actors (as well as those homeschooling their artsy kids!): this one’s for you! @actortrade has invited me to participate in their “5-day Industry Leaders Panel” next week. Each day at 11am pacific, a different guest speaker will go live with them in the “Rehearsal & Self Tape Partners for Actors” Facebook Group. I’m scheduled for Thursday, though looks like a great line-up, so imagine that’s where I’ll be all week! Where else you gotta go?! #stayhome #virtual #panel #facebooklive #actorslife
April 3, 2020
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March 31, 2020
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March 28, 2020
I'm a total luddite, so dunno how this is gonna go, but I'm doing a virtual Q&A tomorrow (Sun?) at 1:45pm PST/ 4:45 EST with the writer, director, producer & cast of Bite Me - The Film, namely Naomi McDougall Graham, Meredith Edwards, Sarah Wharton, Christian Coulson & Mahira Kahara. Join us for this unique mama.film Community Cinema Convo: BITE ME by clicking on this link. (I think!)
March 27, 2020
March 26, 2020
#tbt (It is Thursday, right?) When I was a little girl, misbehaving (exhibit A: clearly tormenting my cousin), my mom used to threaten me: “BEHAVE OR I’LL GO TO MY ROOM!” 🤔 Because... she KNEW: TRAPPING ME ALONE IN MY ROOM would just be TOO CRUEL! 😭 This one goes out to all my fellow extroverts living alone right now. I feel you! 😬🤬😳😢🤯
March 25, 2020
March 24, 2020
Wanna know how I’m keeping from going completely 🦇-💩🤪? The UDAYA Yoga & Fitness #onlineclasses MY MOM & I SHOT WHILE ON RETREAT IN BULGARIA! 🇧🇬🧘♀️🧘♀️ Can you spot us?! (I’ll give you a hint: she’s the 79-YEAR OLD DOING ACROYOGA!) 😳🤸🏻♀️👵🏼💪🏼🤯 #udaya #yoga #fitness #goals #motherdaughter #ageisjustanumber #yogaretreat #onlineyoga #acroyoga #yogamama #howtosurvive #coronapocalypse
March 23, 2020
Remember restaurants? Bars? Clubs? Gyms? Yoga studios? Coffee shops? Theaters? Cinemas? Schools? Malls? Stores? Salons? Spas? Galleries? Sports? Concerts? Festivals? Parades? Events? Churches? Synagogues? Offices? Errands? Travel? Plans? Groups of more than 10? Not being afraid that everyone around you is maybe a murderer? 🤯 Yah, I miss that too. #truthisstrangerthanfiction #realtalk #horrorstory #prophetic #pepper #ahs #meme #corona #coronavirus #covid19 #coronapocalypse
March 22, 2020
WHATCHA DOIN’ TONIGHT?! Oh, you’re trapped inside, like the rest of the world, watching TV? Then WATCH ME on Good Girls! Tonight, 10pm PST (check local listings) on NBC. I have a cute scene w/ Mae Whitman— we took this selfie for our mutual friend, EvanPeters, which is why we didn’t check if our faces were cut off! 🤦🏻♀️ Meh, so long as we’re not on the cutting room floor! 😬🙏🏼🤞🏼#goodgirls #nbc #universal #maewhitman #gueststar #dontblink #actorslife #thankyou Ulrich/dawson/kritzer Casting Momentum Talent Agency
March 21, 2020
Another #birthday shout-out to Alok Mishra, my dear friend & producer of 1BR_Film. (‘Bout a girl trapped in an apartment— sound familiar?!) Its April 24 theatrical release likely won’t happen now 😭 but streaming is the new black! Stay tuned for details; in the meantime, check out the trailer! Skeery!! 🔪⚰️☠️😱🎥📺🔥 #1br #darkskyfilms #horror #horrormovie #horrorfans #indiefilm #movietrailer #comingsoon #somethingtodo #howtosurvive #coronapocalypse
March 20, 2020
Happy Birthday to my Northwestern University crony/former roommate (kinda miss that right about now), Ken Brisbois, with whom I used to dream of making movies... We finally did it! Directed by Ken/starring 👦🏻, “MurderRX” is now available for pre-order at https://apple.co/2Qt22K5; exclusive release April 7! #somethingtodo #howtosurvive #coronapocalypse #comingsoon #murderrx #spiritmovieproductions #level33entertainment #dominion3 #filmflorida #thriller #crimedrama #actorslife
March 19, 2020
JUST before #socialdistancing was a thing... Shot a spot w/ Jeff Goldblum & Shannon Holmes for Apartments.com. 🎀✂️🏠 It came out yesterday! Callooh! Callay! Paycheck on the way! 💸 And to think, we’re all home to watch! 🥴📺 At last, some good news!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 Stay tuned for the actual #spot. #goodnews #atlast #apartmentsdotcom #commercial #ad #bts #actorslife
March 18, 2020
Fat & happy Naomi w/ her hot, Mexican lover circa ‘95. 🇲🇽 Was looking forward to a sexy rendezvous at @elpasocomiccon in April... but not surprisingly, that’s been cancelled now too. 💔 Looks like I’m just going to get fat again, only now sad & alone, #quarantined inside. 🤦🏻♀️ #fml #thissucks #fomo #whatcouldhavebeen #memories #cancelled #fatandhappy #sadandalone #vivamexico #miamor #coronavirus #covid_19 #coronapocalypse
March 17, 2020
March 16, 2020
Serving some serious #cindysherman realness in the new footage I added to my reel while #quarantined today. Here’s to getting 💩 done at least! 🤷🏻♀️ And if we survive this #coronapocalypse, we can watch this mystery-project drop in about 3 weeks! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 #godhelpus #thissucks #makingthemostofit #silverlining #keepingbusy #beingproductive #gettingitin #iwillsurvive #actorslife
March 15, 2020
March 14, 2020
March 13, 2020
My exact sentiment re: meeting students, and sharing with them my “wild feminist” message and experiences on #ahs. Oh, and returning home safe and sound WITHOUT #coronavirus! Despite everything that’s happening, I’m SO glad I steilacame! 😉 #seewhatididthere #steilacoom #piercecollege #lakewood #washington #publicspeaking #wildfeminist #womenincomedy #studentlife #actorslife @ Pierce College Fort Steilacoom Student Life
March 12, 2020
Practicing what I preach! #lucilleball once said, “I am not funny. What I am is brave.” But that bravery is precisely what allowed herself to go there... without caring “how it looks.” In my “Women in Comedy” lecture, I talk about the importance of taking risks, exposing one’s self, being vulnerable, out there, edgy and real, willing to make mistakes, look ugly or silly or insecure. Which is why it THRILLS me to no end when the @pcfsstudentlife photographer, @ben_mydude presented me with these photos from yesterday’s talk, looking like ALL of those things! 🤪💪🏼🎯 #piercecollege #lakewood #washington #publicspeaking #womenincomedy #studentlife #actorslife @ Pierce College
March 10, 2020
March 6, 2020
One day, The Moth will actually pick my name out of the hat, instead of making me tease the audience with my story after! (At least now I’m primed & ready to story-tell at WRITE CLUB Los Angeles at Angel City Brewery next Monday! Pay-what-you-can; all💰goes to charity!) #onstage #blueballs #pickme #themoth #writeclub #storytelling #actorslife
March 4, 2020
March 3, 2020
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