1) ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🙏🏼👽💯🎯👶🏻 (For obvious reasons.) Make your wishes known! @ahsfx & @mrrpmurphy #AHS #AHSFX #AHS10 #ahsdoublefeature #askanditisgiven #pleaseandthankyou

 

If ALL I did yesterday was make these kids smile, my work’s done for the day! 👏🏼 Cameo #calls are so much FUN!! Just look at those happy faces— that could be you! We’ll do it again soon!! 🤩📞📸 #cameo #videocalls #facetime #lovemyfans #ahsfans #horrorfans

 

‘Sup, fools! Happy #aprilfools!! 😀 #photoby @gcrowder_photo #makeupby @janicebremec #tbt #headshot #actorslife #allsmiles

 

Suck it, sweater-weather! It’s 88 in LA today! 🌞 #photoby @jiffyjojrod #hairandmakeup @mbanks00 #wardrobe #billcosby #editorial #photoshoot #cosbysweater #sweaterweather #itsgettinghotinhere #somelikeithot #summeriscoming #springishere

I can’t wait to get back to THIS! Soooooon... Carolina Fear Fest 5/29-30, then Houston Horror Film Festival 6/25-27! #conlife #comiccon #horrorcon #horrorfans #ahsfans #ahs #pepper #startemyoung

Not gonna lie, yall’s virtual hugs have gotten me though this! Soon... we’ll be in-person, hugging long, hard & weird! 🙆🏻‍♀️💕 #celebvm #virtualhug

Side-eye acting ON-POINT! #thankyou #coach Marcus Folmar (aka Nickelodeon #dramaclub's #coachcobbler) for knowing when to call CUT! 🤦🏻‍♀️ #selftape #pandemiclife #actorslife #stayinit #sideeye #bloopers

#pepper accompanied my #proudmama to BOTH her #vaccines. Now if she’d just put on few pounds, so I don’t CRUSH her when I FINALLY hug her! 🙆🏻‍♀️ #hugs #imminent #covidvacccine #lovemymom #missher #imcominghome #soon

 

In case you’re still stumped by Wednesday’s @edailypop puzzle. 🤓

#happybirthday to my #rideordie (since we were 11 & 12– he’s millions of years old now), Marcus Folmar!👇🏼YOU, sir, are TOPS! 🥰 SOMEDAY, casting will see the sparks 💥 and cast us together. It is written!

 

Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, it will achieve! 🙌🏼 (My 5th grade bio. I forgot to include the part about being the most self-assured 10-year old ever.) 🤦🏻‍♀️ #seeit #believeit #eyesontheprize #thesecret #daretodream #lawofattraction #thoughtsbecomethings #speakitintoexistence #manifestyourdreams #mindovermatter #sisepuede

Colorado, you break my heart! 💔 Last week you taught me to #onewheel, hugged me HARD, and pretty sure we eloped! Now this news. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #colorado #hugs

https://www.facebook.com/695503801/videos/10158553528723802/

At last, it’s Jacaranda season! When purple reigns... 🌸💜👑 #springhassprung #photoby @jamesfranklinofficial

 

Film Threat watch party for 1BR_Film tonight, 5pm PT! Watch along and join us here on Facebook, YouTube, Go Periscope or Twitch!

https://filmthreat.com/news/1br-watch-party-with-cast-and-filmmakers-now-on-netflix/

The general consensus in the chat box during this interview was that it was a hoot. Check it! 👇🏼

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbWiGw6DbYU&t=1811s&fbclid=IwAR1EBnGLcQXc12q2RR9TuqUQmQRSl7rjC3Baxj_imrocCy0W9_3oB68Dnv0

A belated #congrats to Eryn Krueger Mekash on her first #oscar nom!!! (She’s only WON 8 #emmys, and been nominated 38 TIMES!) From #pepper to @glennclose @amyadams in @hillbillyelegynetflixfilm— she’s the best in the biz, and keeps excellent company! 😉👏🏼🏆 #hillbillyelegy #spfxmakeup #prosthetics #makeup #spfx #ahs #bts

1 year ago today, Stephanie Morrell peeled me (ugly-crying) up off my yoga mat, as they closed my studio. 😭🦠😷 Now I’m smiling in #MarichiasanaD (cuz I’ve been practicing at her house practically everyday since)! Come a long way, baby! 🧘🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🙏🏼🕉✌🏼❤️ #yoga #yogaeverydamnday #ashtanga #yogapose #asana #marichiasana #shantishanti #namaste #om #yogapractice #mindfulness #bereceptive #noyoganopeace #knowyogaknowpeace #flexible #bendy #gumby #practicemakesprogress #jumpsuit Shama Jade Luxury Activewear

 

Iai Brasil!!! Nosso novo filme, 1BR_Film “O Departamento” já é o número 2 no Brasil! Vocês também podem assistir no iTunes, Claro video, Cinépolis Klic, Google Play, e DIRECTV... e nos ajudem a chegar ao número 1!

Frank Curry thought it’d be fun to surprise his wife, Kim with a visit from me for spring break. Then winter hit. The entire season, all at once, over the course of one weekend.

Bonjour mes amis! Virtual meet & greet, brought to you by Union Association. (Hopefully someone will translate the French for me to know when & where to zoom!) ・・・ 🇫🇷 Notre troisième événement virtuel sera avec la talentueuse @naomiwgrossman ! Billetterie : cityvent.com/events/ozrfsr0g ———————————— 🇺🇸 Our 3rd virtual event will be with the talented @naomiwgrossman! Ticketing : cityvent.com/events/ozrfsr0g

 

THIS is my reason for being. ❤️ #lovemyfans #cameo #myworkhereisdone #whatitsallabout #whyidowhatido

Me convincing myself I’m a healthcare worker to get the vaccine. 🤷🏻‍♀️💉🤣 #drpepper #ahsmemes #ahs #pepper #heals #shotshotshot #covid_19 #vaccine #getit

Just got an awesome audition to play a “scary inmate” after posting that last shot, looking rough behind bars. 🤔 Coincidence? I think not. Consider this me beckoning the baddies. 👊🏼 #photoby #jasonlockhart #nofilter #noretouching #neverbeforeseen #headshot #badass #baddie #bringiton #speakitintoexistence #manifestdestiny #actorslife

 

Bless 1BR_Film & THE HORROR PROJECT for giving me someone & something to talk to & about throughout this pandemic! 😬😳

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5KvZgBb8SfoDG33Y6loRql?fbclid=IwAR1Jzjm4ElTQGUXhFteN1wQU0YraPxHavw53J1KskASL_qJ3oUr8zAE_Ng4

Annnd #11: Prolly had my period when this photo was taken.

https://www.tvovermind.com/naomi-grossman/

Me #bts on the set of #thechair, or just in general, over the course of the last year? 🤔🤣🥴 #setlife #pandemiclife #whatlife #behindthescenes #horrormovie #horroryear

Once upon a time, we used lots of glassware, enjoyed freshly cut flowers, and smiled. 🥂💐😀 Then, almost a year ago, we stopped. ☹️ The End. #fbf #storytime #pandemiclife #covidtimes #betterdays #simplertimes #candid #throwback #pixiecut #littleblackdress #thosewerethedays

 

Lotta critics have said a lot of nice things, but "one of the most unforgettable performances in American Horror Story history?" (And as recently as yesterday?!) Wow, thanks, Looper!

https://www.looper.com/345663/pepper-from-american-horror-story-is-unrecognizable-in-real-life/

Happy Birthday, Dad! You still look at me the same way. LOL 🤣 #happybirthday Theodor Grossman #mydad #colorado #1980s #shortshorts #throwback

 

I did not look like this, nor did I go anywhere yesterday. 😢 #photoby @troyconrads @troyconradphotography #dressby @macduggal #shoutoutto @leahlamarr #goldenglobes2021 #pandemiclife #covidtimes #redcarpet #prettyinpink #thosewerethedays #thegoodolddays #backintheday

 

Sunday Fundays of yore. #wig Fifi Mahony's #remember #sundayfunday #fabulousness #saudade

 

Always dress for the occasion! 💉 My mom may not have hammed for the camera, but she DID get her 1st #covid #vaccine yesterday! 💚💙❤️👶🏻🥳 #hugs #imminent #ahs #pepper #fangirl #exclusive #merch

 

Who needs a boyfriend, when you have fans that send you chocolate?! 🍫 #thankyou @naomipepperfan #lovemyfans #lovechocolate #loveisallyouneed

 

 

Happy hump day. ✨ #photoby Casey Curry Photography #makeup #wig Micheline Pitt #artdirection Justin Bauer #editorialphotography #humpday #ladylumps

This is my favorite face I make. How I don’t book every role I audition for with it is beyond me. 🤣 Grateful to my trusted coach, Marcus Folmar for reigning in all my #snark! 😘 #actorslife #selftape #audition #wtfface #blooper #take2 #redo #doover #bts #hollywood

Public Met my daily word quota with Mad Bros Media. (A Covid Times-win!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?fbclid=IwAR2Xd_wZHlDgw2uaVODojOyFIKyBtNoL-u3ypmLHysPu7gfm9kWZ_iTLqio&v=E3T7ZLMmdq0&feature=youtu.be

Saturday nights of yore. #remember #dresses #dranks #ahsasylum #premiere #party #hollywood #actorslife #precovid19 #thosewerethedays #backintheday #goodolddays #saudade

 

Cuz I’m strong enough, I’m flexible enough, and doggone it, I practice at it an hour and a half everyday! 💪🏼 #thanksto Stephanie Morrell #photoby Danny Hulsizer #jumpsuit Shama Jade Luxury Activewear #yoga #cranepose #core #strength #flexibility #discipline #practicemakesprogress #itsthejourneynotthedestination #stayinthegame #eyesontheprize #lovewhatyoudo #dowhatyoulove #iloveyoga #doyoga #yogaeverydamnday

 

#TBT to when we showed our full face. #photoby Casey Curry Photography #makeup Micheline Pitt #artdirection Justin Bauer art #editorialphotography #photoshoot #mood #pandemiclife #cheekbones #shorthairdontcare #seriously #dontcare

 

The big winners from my birthday trivia should be receiving my booty on a keychain soon! 🍑 Thanks to all who participated, & Marcus Folmar for being the roast host with the most!

 

FELIZ CARNAVAL! 🎉 I know I post some variation of this pic every #fattuesday, never mind that it’s the face, err #booty of my one-woman show, #carnivalknowledge. But hey, no one’s complaining! #🍑 #carnaval #mardigras #fantasia #whodat #nolatillyadie #brasileiradealmaecoraçao #bootyfordays #datassthough #bootilicious #bootybootybootybootyrockineverywhere #badonkadonk #ilikebigbutts #bundagostosa #tremendoculo #muevetucucu

 

It’s #presidentsday. The day we celebrate our real presidents! 💙🇺🇸 (Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m just gonna look the other way, while this fake one incites an insurrection.) #photoby Casey Curry Photography #makeup #wig Micheline Pitt #artdirection Justin Bauer art #editorialphotography #1950s #noir #hitchcock #americanhorrorstory #shameonyou #gop #notoverit #happypresidentsday

 

Nobody puts Naomi in the corner. Unless the corner is #red, I’m wearing a #reddress, it’s #valentinesday AND #chinesenewyear. Then, yes, #photographer @jamesfranklinofficial, #makeupartist @ruthbmedrano & #wardrobestylist Pinup Girl Clothing absolutely did! ❤️ #happyvalentinesday #vday #happychinesenewyear #lunarnewyear #yearoftheox #editorialphotography #redwall

 

What a blow to our #democracy. 💔 #shame #darkday #merica #remembertheirnames #guilty #photoby Casey Curry Photography #makeup #wig Micheline Pitt #artdirection Justin Bauer art #editorialphotography #hitchcock #1950s #noir

 

Woah! Witnesses now? OK! You got my attention! 😳 #photoby Casey Curry Photography #makeup #wig Micheline Pitt #artdirection Justin Bauer #editorialphotography #1950s #noir #hitchcock #eyesontheroad

 

Me, watching this #seanhannity mix-tape of a “defense.” Pfft! Indefensible. 😤 #photoby Casey Curry Photography #wig #makeup Micheline Pitt #artdirection Justin Bauer #currentmood #fbf #editorialphotography

 

Happening tomorrow (2/13), via True Beauty Discovery! Register now at truebeautydiscovery.org 🤩 #excusemybeauty #truebeautydiscovery #lectureseries #publicspeaking #seminar #wildfeminist #hollywood #actorslife

 

I had a nice chat with The DK Project yesterday. Eavesdrop here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tExF51iWoac&fbclid=IwAR1IFF85iAoEIXDDbJWhtAFHwVH4gxKpvLiMXgWCvbenSHTPwn3NwrPZGT8

No wonder I’ve made a career playing monosyllabic grunters! 🤦🏻‍♀️ #shoutout to my #stylist, Styled by a Ginger & #coach, Marcus Folmar’s THE BOOKING ROOM for always making me look & act like a boss (even when I don’t sound like it). #actorslife #selftape #audition #hollywood #bts #bloopers #take2 #doover #tryagain #likeaboss #tonsils

On my special day, @stephaniefrancismorrell’s yoga speakeasy indulged me in the entire #ashtanga #secondseries, all dressed in pink! 💕 Here I am in #padma #pincha #mayurasana, aka #lotus #forearmstand, in my #birthday tutu & tiara. 👑 #yoga #pink & #posingforthecamera... These are a few of my favorite things! 🤸🏻‍♀️💕📸 Namastay awesome, yogi-friends!! 🧘🏻‍♀️🧘🏻‍♂️

 

Last night I had a 4.5 hour birthday zoom "roast" with my nearest and dearest (and others as far as Australia, Argentina, Mexico, and Tim Dans below in Canada). My heart is SO FULL from all that was said (and signed-- again, thanks to Tim in Winnipeg!), that I thought I'd share. (Watch to the end... it's funny cuz it's true!)

It’s ALMOST my favorite day of the year!!! 🎂 Thank you to the powers-that-be for the birthday-booking, and to @pixel_envy & @pjeller for helping me whoop it up! 🙌🏼 SO MUCH to celebrate!!!💥#grateful #birthdaygirl

What’s in the box? I’m not gonna tell you what’s in the box! I’m gonna #jjabrams the 💩 outta what’s in this box!! But I assure you: whatever’s in this box is WORTH THE WAIT! 📦 #photoby Casey Curry Photography #makeup #wig Micheline Pitt #artdirection Justin Bauer #wardrobe Pinup Girl Clothing #editorialphotography #marilynmonroe #whatsinthebox #mysterybox #waitforit #comingsoon

 

I was tickeled when American Horror Story director & cinematographer, Michael Goi asked me to speak for True Beauty Discovery (of which he's a founding member & board director). In my talk, entitled "Excuse My Beauty," I'll discuss my complex relationship with beauty & Hollywood, and what it means to be a self-proclaimed, “wild feminist.” Sat, Feb 13, 11am PST. Register here, for free!

https://www.truebeautydiscovery.org/workshops-seminars?fbclid=IwAR16SQjUuP3QtPeO54VSKQA13qnrSctKgMBxrsxX6kM3hm4ryOe4Q4rVfXw

Groundhog saw his shadow today— just like Pepper, back in the day! #throwback #dontgetexcited #pepper #ahs #bts #greenscreen #shadow #groundhogday #feb2 #punxsutawneyphil #6moreweeks #winter

 

It’s my BIRTHDAY MONTH... birthday WEEK! 🥳 This year promises to be a lot less handsy. 👋🏻👋🏼👋🏽👋🏾👋🏿 Just means EVEN MORE (completely consensual) grabs-n-gropes next year! 🥰 Miss you, lovers! 💔 #photoby @genevievemuree