So stinkin’ proud of my friend, Natalia Fedner Design (WHO STARTED AS MY WEB DESIGNER at naomigrossman.net), whose fashion just made the cover of Cosmopolitan! You’ve seen me in her designs a dozen times (scroll through, just to see a few). I just hope she remembers me when! 🥰 #nataliafedner #cosmo #cosmopolitan #cosmopolitanmagazine #covergirl #haileesteinfeld #couture #chainmail #fashion #redcarpet #editorial #selfie #thisjustin #soproud

 

He knows when you’ve been bad or good… Cuz he was there last night, at Chris Roe Management’s 25th anniversary party! CONGRATS & thanks, @realchrisroe for a great kickoff to the #holiday season!! 🥳🥂🍾🎅🏼🎄💫 #christmasiscoming #holidaysarehere #santa #greencarpet #naughtyornice #tellmewhatyouwant

HOW IS IT DECEMBER?!? I’m still not done posting #Halloween!!! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤡🎈🎃 W/ my girl (next door), @bridgetmarquardt at @maxeventsllc, dropping one of my greatest #photobombs to date! 🤪 #playboy #halloweenparty #bridgetmarquardt #girlsnextdoor #pennywise #cosplay #photobomb

 

THIS JUST IN! Interview & spread featuring yours truly in @vampyremagazine! 🩸 Also ☑️ out my @stcelaredo 👚 newly repurposed by @penny.lane.dreadful

THANKFUL! 🥰 For this fantastic, new cut & color by @brandonliberati, my go-to earrings & necklace gifted to me by @twistedsilverhq & @nataliafedner respectively, the art on my walls courtesy of @annedudek & @davidury, and last but not least, for @valentihorror, @cbpeanut & @elshimpo for putting this sexy smirk/smile on my face this holiday weekend! 😊 #thankful #newhairwhodis #selfie #brandonliberati #twistedsilver #nataliafedner #kentanaka #holiday

 

For those traveling this weekend, here's maybe something to get you through (the horrors of) TSA?

 https://open.spotify.com/episode/3M2mM6ibS0YGGhqbPHEUeD?si=vG4R-4gqSJicERfHWye25Q&nd=1&fbclid=IwAR0QbHs6m9i6mwxz8RLRGqf_WTB0nGgDndV3pAZ_rDhTdqixQGe6eSkeB8Q

This bird didn’t stand a chance 🦃 #happythanksgiving #grateful

 

Wanna hear Somethin' Crunchy? Listen to this podcast! (Wanna hear somethin’ juicy?? I did another podcast a couple months ago, and the host & I hit it off so well, he’s coming to visit me for Thanksgiving!!) 😬

https://www.somethincrunchy.com/e/101-interview-with-naomi-grossman/?fbclid=IwAR3IoMz56X_DdM1dXH0chioUEIdgzyGZesvAcgXnZmFWqHRQC001qdsccRU 

Who wore it best? DON’T ANSWER THAT! Clearly, @rosalia.vt in her new #lafama video featuring @theweeknd.💫 Still, I wore it first? (She obviously modified it for maximum movement & sexiness.) But still, our naked bodies both touched the same #chainmail! 🥰 Swoon & hail my dear friend/designer, @nataliafedner 🙌🏼 #rosalia #theweeknd #bachata #nataliafedner #metalclothing #couture

I could’ve danced all night! 💃🏻🕺🏽#silentdisco #dancingqueen #experiencethe90s #happybirthday @devindygert

If there’s one thing I am, it’s fearless… Which is why today at @meredith.kimberly’s book launch (masterfully executed by @11turkey), when I looked out at @wisdome.la and saw some strangers doing #acroyoga, I HAD to kick off my heels & climb on them! 👠🤸🏻‍♂️ Thank you, @acro_pd for making this magic possible! 💪🏽 And @photomundo & @twistedsilverhq for capturing it!! 📸 If only I weren’t wearing control-top pantyhose! 🤦🏻‍♀️ #yogaiseverywhere #yogaeverydamnday

#fbf How is it that Thanksgiving is already upon us?! I’m still not done posting Halloween! 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🧡🖤 W/ @actordougjones #photoby @alortegaofficial #halloweenhotness #halloweenparty #dougjones

You just never know when a deadly pandemic’s gonna keep you from seeing loved ones for years. Thank you, DC/NYC/PA peeps for the lovely visit!

 

Falling for fall… Not red-y to leave these leaves! 🍁 #autumn #fall #seasons #red #leaves #japanesemaple #trees #selfie

Why is @christineelisemccarthy (#chucky #chuckyseries #beverlyhills90210) wearing my name on her shirt?! 👚 #naomi #njhorrorcon

 

@ahsfxmemes & I are just a wee bit excited about this #portrait she painted of me as #rabidruth 😱 #ahstories #ahs #fxonhulu #rabbitrabbit #drivein #fanart #horrorart #njhorrorcon #atlanticcity #horrorcon #filmfestival

 

As seen all over the @njhorrorcon, @poisonouspinups w/ me as the cover girl! 🤣 #photoby @ivyhyve, also #features @felissarose123, @davesheridanofficial, @damianmaffei, @walterthomasphelan, @george.frankenstein.56 & @tammywhitenoise 🤗 Hard copies available in a limited run at #njhorrorcon & online at www.poisonouspinups.com #poisonouspinups #horrormagazine #horror #americanhorrorstory #sleepawaycamp #scarymovie #houseof1000corpses #pinup #covergirl

 

@richieramone & I say, “Gabba gabba hey!” (He’s totally one of us, btw!) 👶🏻 #ramones #pepper #pinhead #gabbagabbahey #weacceptyou #oneofus #ahs

 

…and I’m about to have another today, and tomorrow, and the next day… 🤗 #neon #itwasagoodday #haveagoodday #experiencethe90s #njhorrorcon

 

In route to the @njhorrorcon! ✈️ #horrorfans, come play with me in #atlanticcity! 👶🏻 #newjersey #nj #horrorcon #filmfestival #showboat #ahs #et #backtothefuture #scarymovie #peewee #chucky #halloweenreunion #horror

Sometimes we hit a wall in our #yogapractice 🤷🏻‍♀️ #namaste to my girl, @the_wellnessjourney_ at @shivayogapractice for calling insta-worthy #yogaposes like this one! #samakonasana #middlesplits #straddle #yogaeverydamnday

 

Already workin' for this weekend at New Jersey Horror Con and Film Festival!

https://nj1015.com/new-jersey-horror-con-returns-to-atlantic-city/?fbclid=IwAR2q0TsTUmJyZ3nbYvJnTsBX1wtz0pFvtVEYVsv4MexG-yfIvEsNQITXij4

Despite our disappointment, we #wildcats show our #purplepride however! 💜🏈🤪 #northwestern #gocats #big10 #collegefootball

 

T minus 1 week for @njhorrorcon! ☠️ #horrorcon #filmfestival #newjersey #atlanticcity #horrorfans #ahs #pepper

Thank you, @hundredacresmanor, @inpersonpro & all the fans/new friends in Pittsburgh for the spook-tacular #halloween weekend! 😱🎃👻 (#2 is just to show off my #ahs #freakshow👗, made for me by the wildly creative @penny.lane.dreadful.) #grateful

 

Some unidentified muppet masqueraded as me at @hundredacresmanor last night 🤷🏻‍♀️ #happyhalloween #hundredacresmanor #hauntedhouse