THANK YOU for the outpouring of birthday wishes! 🎂 This year’s theme was “Down Dogs & Surly Goats.” 🐕 🐐 Dressed in our best animal prints, we warmed up w/ some #partneryoga at @shivayogapractice, then crossed the street to @surlygoatweho, where I had 2 beers and kept doing my signature-leg around the head. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #why #birthday #yogaeverydamnday #grateful

 

 

#fbf: Flash waaaaaay back Friday, when photos were black & white, and mustaches weren’t creepy, I was born. 💫 4 lbs 9 oz, with bags under my eyes. I still carry them everywhere! 💼💼 #newborn #babypics #bw #blackandwhite #blackandwhitephotography #mustache #moustache #flashbackfriday

 

I have a hard time receiving (scroll to see what I mean). But men in ties & #birthdaycake? Yes, please! 💕👔🎂 Thank you to my dear friends, @samanthadweaver & @marcrichardmoeller for kicking off my #birthdayweek… #birthdaymonth!

Bow-wow, what a fun interview with Minddogtv!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-vRGz7skAI

Flattered to appear on "Inspired Influencers!"

https://www.inspiredinfluencers.com/interview-with-naomi-grossman-of-american-horror-story/?fbclid=IwAR1Cx9_oZpuu5LP5yfks34BuDq1Filpa_8D16fe2m90ojRwD0ZaKoJkWVJo

I’d make a better cheerleader now! 🤸🏻‍♀️ Why all y’all aren’t with me, flying in paradise is beyond me! #halfmoon #acroyoga #venicebeach #paradisefound #lookmanohands #photoby @stephaniegerard

 

#tbt to when we all wore XL, regardless of our actual size. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #early90s #baggyclothes #highbangs #sidewings #whatwerewethinking #throwupthursday #parkercolorado #juniorhighschool #cheerleader

Pretty sure this was written by AI (post short-circuit):

https://good-lifestyle.net/en/16344-7-interesting-data-on-the-actress-naomi-grossman?fbclid=IwAR1tv7PPGajVfTD8C9K8nWOAs__O9DGBe58GdH7Mez7CCxzwPt5CiTo9l_I

Always 💗 experiencing Sheena Metal!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QUkCVV2LpM

These have always been my #teeth 🦷 #tbt #selflove #schoolphoto

 

Oh hey, happy #humpday 🥵 #photoby @wondertwinboy #dressby Natalia Fedner Design #hairby Milano Collection Wigs #editorial #photoshoot #heygirlhey

 

More #howitstartedvshowitsgoing… My fellow #kidskits kid, @siouxsheepdog (aka “Matt”—see t-shirt) visited me this weekend at Albuquerque Comic Con. There we re-enacted our famous #frogandtoad. The sequel was almost as glorious as the original! ✨🐸💕🐸

 

How it started vs how it’s going: my debut as a #screamqueen actually dates back to #parkerjrhighschool’s production of #thebadseed, where I played the murderous #rhodapenmark, alongside my buddy, Kevin Sikes as Rhoda’s grandpa. Now he’s a REAL grandpa, visiting me at the #horrorcon. How cool is that?! ☠️🔪👶🏻👨🏼‍🦳💕 #boom #fullcircle #beforeandafter #howitstartedvshowitsgoing #albuquerquecomiccon

 

Whenever I’m in the southwest, @shortfuseart surprises me with #pepper #fanart. This is my favorite of his thus far. 🥰 #lovemyfans #horrorart #ahsfans #ahs #albuquerquecomiccon

 

Holy ham, Batman! 🍖 The 🍎 doesn’t fall far from the 🌳. Come see me (& the @abqbatmobile!) this weekend at the @abqcomcon— we’ll throw in my mom’s autograph for free! 🤣 #birdsofafeather #likemotherlikedaughter #appledoesntfallfarfromthetree #whataham #batmobile #albuquerquecomiccon #albuquerque #comiccon

 

I’M ON MY WAY, @abqcomcon! Scare ya there #thisweekend, Jan 14-16 at the #albuquerque convention center! 💃🏻📸✍🏼👶🏻

 

On the edge of my seat (well, it’s @rupaulofficial’s now), awaiting today’s finale of @wowpresentsplus’ @paintedwithraven! 🥳 Congrats to @itsravenhunty_ & all the contestants… It was an honor to “judge” (you’re all awesome), and warm up Ru’s seat! 👑 #paintedwithraven #wowpresents #raven #rupaul #rupaulsdragrace #worldofwonder #yaasqueen

 

Making some last shapes with my pal on the front patio. 🖤 #artiseverywhere #viewpoints #taosnewmexico #photoby @oldtexnewmex

 

Making shapes & taking up space. I’m 💯%👌🏼 being that lady at the art gallery 🎨 #meowwolf #santafe #artiseverywhere #yogaiseverywhere #adhomukhavrksasana

TikTok takes the cake! (Or at least they sent me one!) 🤷🏻‍♀️ Thanks, @tiktok for sweet start to the new year! 🎂🥂🍾 #tiktok #cake #followme @naomigrossman

 

SUCH FUN voguing alongside @itsravenhunty_ as a guest judge on this week’s (penultimate!) episode of #PaintedWithRaven on @wowpresentsplus worldwide! 🎨 Then next week’s judge (for the finale!): @rupaulofficial!! 😍

 

This girl is on fire! 🔥 Epic day at @ojocalienteresort— soaking, sunning, mudding, making friends, and nearly burning my 🍑! #ojocaliente #mineralsprings #northernnewmexico #randr #selfcare #adobeyogi #dirtygirl

 

Sad to hear of the passing of #igor & #grichka #bogdanoff, with whom I juried at @festival_bloodyweekend in France years ago. The twin French TV stars died 6 days apart of #covid_19, having refused #vaccines (other #injectables notwithstanding). 😬 #rip

Our garage doors are dramatic by night, and hilarious by day. (Sound on!) I do believe they’re possessed by a ghost with a theatrical flair and great comedic timing. 👻💃🏻🤣 #artiseverywhere #theshadowknows #taosnewmexico #photoby @oldtexnewmex

 

Join my #lives for a free piano concert (courtesy of my mom!) to a #taos #mountain #sunset! ✨#landofenchantment

My work here is done. ❤️❤️ #mindovermatter #lordswork #pepper #peptalk #cameo

 

Wow, #2022 already looks quite different! #happynewyear #taosnewmexico #winterwonderland #homesweethome