Funny because it's true. (The 6,000 retweets is pretty cool too!)

Really looking forward to taking Mil Máscaras down... I mean, working with him in this upcoming movie!

https://www.facebook.com/MissionMovie

Don't pigeonhole me though-- I'm ready for those MILF roles too ;)

Finally, I can start booking some rabid, feral mom roles.

When I was in college I took Portuguese, in hopes that this hot Brazilian guy might private tutor me ;) He never even knew, but now I do interviews in his language regularly:

http://www.ahsbrasil.com/entrevistas/naomi-grossman/

AHS nominated for another award for excellence in casting. I'm biased, of course, but I CONCUR!

http://www.deadline.com/2013/08/artios-award-2013-nominees-list/

Catching up with old friends at my high school reunion this weekend was well worth the trip. Having a random stranger request a photo with me in front of them was priceless!

T minus 1 month: C4 Central Coast Comic Con!

http://www.venturacomiccon.com/media-guests.html

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MADONNA! #SincerestFormOfFlattery

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0d8e7ae7e1/madonna-s-hung-up-video-parody

It's an honor just to be CONSIDERED for an Emmy nomination!

MAJOR PERSONAL ACHIEVEMENT! I've had this pose on my vision board forever... 15 years in the making, I'm finally smack in the MIDDLE OF THE ROOM!!!

There are 4 of these within a mile of my house. It's as if I'm being cornered by awesomeness!!!

Gearing up for my million year high school reunion this weekend... But what dress should I wear? Which hair?! Whose hands?!?

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." (I'm talking to you, Beyoncé.)

Indiegogo Party for a Sci-fi Lucha Libre movie I'm in. In case you're in LA and/or feeling generous!

PEPPER PROUD!

Because you just never know when your ex-bfs are googling you ;)

Don't Cry For Me, Argentina! (Just tweet!!!)

Got a call today to be a nude model in a life-drawing class. A less fortunate time in my life suddenly flashed before my eyes... And I was reminded: I've come a looong way, baby!

If my Portuguese serves me, the Brazilian AHS Fan Club is organizing a twitter campaign on my behalf... Fri, 8/9 at 4pm PST tweet @MrRPMurphy #NaomiGrossmanOnCoven. Viva Brasil!

Happy Birthday, @deboanacanoa! Now EAT ME!!

WHO'S BEHIND THIS?! (I love YOU MORE!!!)

http://www.cafepress.com/ahsfans.890658934#.UfHy66TyGx8.twitter

Your place for Full Frontal Nerdity...

http://blog.alittledead.com/2013/07/episode-2151-chat-with-naomi-grossman.html

Now featured on "The Big Hairy Show!" I mean, "Big SCARY Show." (I actually made that faux pas while a recording the bumper for this podcast. Where's MY head?!) Listen for my interview 9 inches, I mean, 27 minutes in!

http://www.bigscaryshow.com

I don't speak Turkish, but lemme just take a stab at it:

Article reads: "Makeup takes 2.5-3 hours!  The actress really doesn't look like that!" Am I close at least?

http://www.acunn.com/haber/cirkin-kadin-yoktur-sozunun-ispati/86923?utm_source=Facebook_acunncom

Podcasters are apparently getting word that I'm a talker (and can easily fill up their hour).

Insomniac Radio:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yobHyPIJSjU

Waxing nostalgic of "Shock Stock" (Canada):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8YxmvNr42s&feature=youtu.be

I'm on INSOMNIACRadio.net RIGHT NOW.

Listen: http://stereo.wavestreamer.com:5364/listen.m3u?sid=1 /Call in: 813-642-3166.

Big hair, gold studs & MOUSTACHES! Where else than Shahs of Sunset's Reza Farahan's 40th Surprise party!

GREAT podcast, featuring interviews with me and the freakishly handsome Josh Stewart ("The Dark Knight Rises"). For an enhanced experience, I recommend googling his picture while listening here:

http://horrornews.net/74357/podcast-the-official-horrornews-net-podcast-eps-14/

About a year ago, a psychic (judge me, that's fine) told me I'd become a household-name in a new form of media which has yet to be developed. This week, a certain television star pitched me an idea which he describes as "a project that I've been developing, dealing with a new form of media and relating to a larger concept in the social media realm." WHAAA??!?!?! Needless to say, we're working together on something secret!

Congrats to my fellow AHS cast and crew on the MOST amount of Emmy noms! 17!!!

OK. I'm fangirling here. Just tweeted Mia Farrow a photo of my new do and she answered me back!

Trying not to thoroughly depress the children (while giving them the straight scoop) at the Young Actors' Theatre Camp.

www.campYATC.com

Daughter of Anarchy meets the "Sons of Anarchy."

at www.HollywoodShow.com

GLEEfully excited to be reunited with Darren Criss at the Young Actors' Theatre Camp in the Bay area next week!

PLAY WITH ME, DAMNITTTT!!!

Sorry, y'all-- gonna have to post A LOT more hot photos to balance out my year's worth of ugly ones!

I'll be at "The Hollywood Show" signing autographs this Sat & Sun at the Westin near LAX...

But now, even far-away fans can get a signed Pepper poster with video recorded authentication & personalization through IMAGE Meet and Greet Events! http://goo.gl/9jLMy

Pardon the vanity pics, but I've posted nothing but hideous photos for about 9 months now... I'm rather enjoying sharing these pretty ones!

Even the mistakes on this shoot were cool-looking!

Never in my WILDEST Hollywood DREAMS would I have imagined receiving fan art on my doorstep.

Thank you, www.facebook.com/GermSpider!

You've made my day & entryway!

It's a tad intimidating when the photographer is hotter than the subject!

Hmmm... News to me!

http://thestir.cafemom.com/entertainment/152757/american_horror_story_season_3

Watch yo' back, J.Lo. Here come NA.GRO!

To my fellow actresses going in for the role of crazy cat-lady: I got this one.

Do you tweet?

For a good time, follow:

https://twitter.com/naomiwgrossman

Yayyyyy!!! Now I'm REALLY the going to be the last unmarried person I know! ;)

DILMA! DEIXA DE JOGAR CANDYLAND COM A GENTE BRASILEIRA!!!

LOOK WHAT JUST ARRIVED ON MY DOORSTEP!
ANTI WARHOL'S WORLD of POP ART HORROR and TECHNICOLOR MADNESS is killer!  Check him out!
https://www.facebook.com/chadharmonisantiwarhol?directed_target_id=0

1,100 likes and 70 shares?!

Thank you,
https://www.facebook.com/TheMoviePPL

I'll be at the LA Comic Book & Sci Fi Convention tomorrow. Come PLAY WITH ME!!  http://www.conventionscene.com/tag/los-angeles-comic-book-and-science-fiction-convention/

Made cover of this week's issue of "The Movie People!"
http://www.thepeopleproject.com/movie-people/category/things-we-like/play-with-me%21

Today!  Listen for me on "The Antonio Sacre Show"
from 3-4pm PST-- show streams live at http://radiotitans.com/shows/the-antonio-sacre-show,
or should be available to download/podcast tomorrow!

Had blast shooting with fashion photographer, 

Logan Alexander yesterday.  More to come!

This ADORABLE Southwest Airlines clerk, Elmo, just about killed himself getting me on an earlier flight, so I sent this back for him with a flight attendant. Turns out his co-worker's a fan. Excitement apparently ensued!

Here's to a successful speaking engagement at the University of the Pacific.  

Now off to celebrate in wine country!

ATTENTION: EMMY VOTERS!

Horror fans, take heed!  http://horrornews.net/72682/interview-naomi-grossman-pepper-from-american-horror-story-asylum/

So flattered to be among the star-studded array of guests at The Young Actors' Theatre Camp this summer!  www.CampYATC.com

I embarrassingly, albeit hilariously, subconsciously mimic my interviewer's sweet southern accent in this podcast.  It's the most doggone thang!  Have a listen:  http://monstersfromthebasement.com/2013/05/29/audio-interview-naomi-grossman/

ERMAHGERD!  
A PERPER PERCTER YERV NERVER SERN BERFER!!