Aquarius with Scorpio Rising.

My mom and I are headed to a spa in Mexico for Thanksgiving. I imagine it will be something like this (hopefully without the donuts & milk cartons).

I share the recent anti-selfie sentiment, but SOMETIMES a makeup dept will make me look decent, and I feel the need to document...

MY KIND OF JURY DUTY!

http://comedyninja.org/naomi-grossman-boards-comedy-ninja-as-celebrity-juror/

Et voilà! Just got invited to be keynote speaker at Syracuse University!! To my new friends & fans from Scare-A-Con, "Carnival Knowledge" is coming to town!

Nice shout-out in La Petite Anglaise (one of London's top fashion blogs):

http://www.ella-lapetiteanglaise.com/stylenoir-monarchy-issue/

Join me for the NUEA Short Film Panel!

THE CHALLENGES & BENEFITS OF PRODUCING A SUCCESSFUL SHORT FILM:

https://www.facebook.com/events/283422995116295/

WHEN:

THURS, Nov. 21 @ 8PM

WHERE:

ACME Comedy Theater

135 N. La Brea Ave., LA  90036

COST:

FREE for NUEA members

$10 for non-members

RSVP to rsvp@nueawest.org

For those who missed the NUEA West's "Fear: A Storytelling Event" but still want to hear my very scary, (sad!) story, you can do so here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdxyXuWTxiI

Flattered to be featured in the world's largest dark style magazine, "Stylenoir;" nevermind named "Queen of LA Horror" in it's Monarchy issue!

Wow, what a fruitful week! Booked several gigs for 2014; among the furthest and most fun, "Movie Days/The Dark Zone" in Dortmund, Germany! Hallo!!

Great day yesterday at NACA! For anyone there I failed to talk to, or ANYONE attending college, working at a college, or affiliated in ANY way with a college, please send info to your Student Activities Board. Would love to come see you at your school!

This is where I'll be this weekend!

http://www.frankandsonshow.net

Made my TV talk show debut on "Katie Couric" yesterday and didn't even realize it! Check out her great interview with Jessica Lange, peppered with shots of you-know-who:

http://katiecouric.com/videos/american-horror-storys-jessica-lange/

Made front cover of Stylenoir (a UK based, high fashion rag). Sexy interview inside forthcoming!

Too much info, indeed:

https://soundcloud.com/id-like-to-watch-tmi/id-like-to-watch-this

Ridiculous new interview with Metal Rules! TV:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAsIqyFhZIk

Made the Halloween edition of "Prowler Magazine!" Check it out here:

http://issuu.com/charlotteprowlermagazine/docs/horror_stories-prowler_2013/1?e=2508424/5458892

This Sun, 11/10 @ 7:30pm I'm hosting "TMI Hollywood" at Second City, Hollywood. It's an all original, SNL-style show, featuring one host and a bunch of sketches roasting them (basically). Come see if this witch burns! Oh, and the price is right: just $5! More info:

http://www.tmihollywood.com

AHS RENEWED! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/06/american-horror-story-renewed-season-4_n_4227287.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

Pays to be Pepper! This one won 2 costume contests @ $100 each!

Geeking out with old pal, Josh Gates (host of "Destination Truth" & creator of "Stranded") @ Comikaze Expo this weekend!

Birds of a feather flock together...

@ http://comikazeexpo.com

Kudos to this guy, who won 1st prize dressed as Pepper for Halloween... $500!!

TWERK OR TREAT, MILEY-STYLE!

First Friday in 6 weeks I'm not flying out of LAX... Yikes! Happy to be home at Comikaze Expo this weekend. Come play with me!

http://comikazeexpo.com/

I'm a Pepper, she's a Pepper! Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper for Halloween too?!

Nice nod from the "Latino Weekly Review:"

http://latinoweeklyreview.com/?p=155160

This was pretty indicative of my weekend... Thank you, New York, for the first class visit! Especially special thanks to my dear friends, Erin Gallagher & Kevin Kusmick for the 5-star stay in Jersey!

Officially out of wall space (and my mind).

Thank you, LittlePunkPeople.net!

This kid's committed alright-- came to see me dressed as Kit, with his very own copy of "Dominique!"

OMG MY VERY OWN ACTION FIGURE!

Thank you, ClayGuy.com!

Is it just me, or does Coven need a SCORPION?!

THANK YOU to everyone who came out to last night's storytelling show! I feel purged!!

Reminder! Join us TONIGHT for "FEAR!" Let my fellow storytellers and I ply you with free wine and cheese before we share our deepest, darkest (and funniest) fears. The show is FREE for NUEA members, $5 for non-members; tickets available at

http://nueafear.eventbrite.com/

NY/NJ: I'm going to be in you this Fri-Tues. (At Chiller, to be exact-- THE mack daddy horror con-- biggest of it's kind on the east coast.) Come play with me!

http://www.chillertheatre.com/

Sorry, but this will never get old (for me).

I do believe the artiste perfectly captured my gazongas.

Holy STARmeter!! I'm back in the Top 500!!!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1303594/

I'll be in Vegas at the Sin City Scare Fair this weekend. Who else is in?!?!

http://sincityscarefair.com/

You loonies from last week's DVD Release/Asylum Sleepover will enjoy this:

http://t.co/JpAeP0Kpj4

Easily misinterpreted photos from my epic weekend at Atrox abound... Those crazy Alabamians 'sho know how to put on a show, AND have fun doing with it (with my camera, apparently)!

The Atrox Scream Team were nothing if not complete southern gentlemen! Y'all 'sho do know how to treat a lady! ;)

The lines for Atrox Factory were down the block!

Y'all. I am at the LARGEST HAUNT in the southeast-- 50,000 SQ. FT.-- that's OVER A 1/4 MILE of zombies with chainsaws in mazes. Folks here ain't playin'. Atrox Factory is worth the trip to Alabama alone!!!

http://www.atroxfactory.com/

Made the (very early) morning radio & TV in Birmingham, AL.

Wrote a very scary, autobiographical story, entitled "Fear of God's Strength." Cryptic, no? See me perform it live (God willing) here:

Wed, Oct. 23
7:30pm pre-show complimentary drinks & dessert
8pm curtain

The Lillian Theatre
1076 Lillian Way, Hollywood

Free for NUEA members, $5 for non-members
Tix:  http://nueafear.eventbrite.com/

Immortalized in horror auteur Guillermo del Toro's "Simpsons" opening credits: CHECK!

Watch for 2:06: http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/10/03/the-simpsons-guillermo-del-toro-treehouse-of-horror/

Looking loony with Barbara Tarbuck (Mother Superior) at last night's "Asylum Sleepover" Q&A. (Did you guys all make it out ok?!?!)

The 13-year-old girl in me is squealing right now!

Thank you, Darkwood Manor, for your extreme hospitality. It's been a blast!

Having a frightfully fun time at Darkwood Manor in Luray, VA!

If you happen to be anywhere near Luray, VA: I'm staying at this FABULOUS (possibly haunted) hotel, appearing at this INCREDIBLE, 10,000 sq. ft. DEFINITELY HAUNTED HOUSE! Darkwood Manor, you scared me silly!!! Can't wait to do it all again tonight!