Sometimes… I look in the mirror and see Joan Collins.

As disappointed as I was last night not to be named the new Supreme, I do believe it's all a state of mind. ;)

Excited to be going to South Carolina for MonsterCon! Even MORE excited it's in July, and not this weekend. Brrrrr!!!!

http://monstercon.org/

TOMORROW NIGHT WE FIND OUT WHO'S THE NEXT SUPREME!

SYRACUSE: Call for proposals for "Cripping the Comic Con!" This symposium will provide participants the opportunity to discuss the representations of disability... In plain-speak, I'M THE KEYNOTE SPEAKER! Come see me, on stage, doing my thang!!!

http://news.syr.edu/call-for-proposals-disability-themed-comic-symposium-cripping-the-comic-con-2014/

A fan just asked me to be in his wedding party. I said YES!

Somebody needs her own bench ad!

Me? I ride a hot pink convertible Smart car. WHAT OF IT?!

Got a whole new hair & skin color since this photo was taken a month ago, but my attitude remains the same (always).

SEATTLE: I'm coming to your comic con!! SAVE THE DATE: 5/23-25 for Crypticon Seattle!

http://www.eventbrite.com/e/crypticon-seattle-2014-tickets-5612236350

Excited to announce I'll be at the Canadian Haunted Attractions Conference just outside Toronto Feb. 28-Mar. 2:

http://www.canadahaunts.ca/ 
Plus, you can win a "VIP Experience" with me over the weekend-- just caption this photo on their Facebook page to enter!

Learned A LOT at the YouTube mixer last night, including the many benefits provided to those with 10K+ subscribers. If you don't subscribe to my channel already, won't you please?

http://www.youtube.com/naomigrossman
I will not only return the favor, but surprise you with some killer content YOU will have helped me to create! Thanks!

Flattered to have made the short-list of inspired casting choices:

http://www.geekinsider.com/top-5-underrated-performers-american-horror-story/#.UtVSTyZw2fo.twitter

After 20 hours on a bus, shortly followed by another 22 on a plane, I returned home to some 75 v.ms & texts, inquiring about the Golden Globes... Dunno how anyone missed the memo, but I'VE BEEN DOING YOGA ON A BEAUTIFUL, FAR-AWAY BEACH!!!

UN BESO ENORME para todos mis amigos y familia en Argentina y Uruguay. CHAU, chau, chau, chauuuuuu!!!

Some nice press from my recent visit to Argentina/ Una linda nota de La Voz del Interior:

http://vos.lavoz.com.ar/tv/naomi-grosmman-las-oportunidades-tenes-que-creartelas-vos-misma

My last sunset-king pigeon :(

Thrilled to be included in this year's Dam Short Film Festival's Comedy Retrospective!

It just gets weirder and weirder, and more wonderful.

Fun, new game! How much meat can a little girl eat (in a day)?!?

Qué buena onda como me reciben acá en Córdoba!

These are a few of my favorite things!

Gonna quit this sentimental stuff soon, I promise-- though I'm still reeling from all the adorable tweets and posts and pics from fans here in BA. Truly, being able to reach so many strangers, so far away-- is what got me into this to begin with.

Had a truly touching afternoon here in Buenos Aires, when a good 50 AHS fans came out to see me. Gracias, chicos! Los quiero mucho!!

According to MSN.com, "Pepper is hottest on Earth." (Editor's pics, middle column, top story.)

AHS Argentina Fan Club meet-up in Buenos Aires this Sat! I, for one, will be there. Y VOS?!

https://www.facebook.com/events/232957156875123/

Habrá reunión del club de fans de AHS Argentina en Baires este sábado. Yo sí voy a estar. Vení, che!

Chau, Uruguay! Feliz año, Argentina!!!

This pic dates back to Burning Man-- but it's pretty much where I am right now... Reflecting upon a stellar 2013, with an excellent inkling about 2014!

Obligatory Punta pic.

Too hot for clothes. @Casa Pueblo

...into Urdhva.

Drop-back..

My new trick!

Mate y música en la playa = una muy feliz Navidad!

My dear dad with his ridiculous, new, bolo tie!

Last minute stocking-stuffer for anyone who'd like to ash on me. (I know a few!)

Made it into Imgur this morning:

http://imgur.com/gallery/r8iR9

Wish you all were here in Punta del Este with me!

GENTE!! DESCULPE! NÃO CONSEGUI CONHECER A NEGUEM--SÓ CHOPP COM PÃO DE QUEIJO. GOSTOSO, AUNQUE NÃO TANTO COMO VOCÊS!!

BOM DIA, BRASIL!

Made a few funny faces on TV last night, and my IMDb star meter shot up to an all-time high of 46. #RealityDoesNotBite

I may or may not be on "Shahs of Sunset" tonight. Just depends on how cute & witty I seem.

I've been naughty, Krampus!

"Keynote Speaker" has such a nice ring!

http://crippingthecon.com/2014-keynote-speaker-naomi-grossman/

I'd say more, but I signed an NDA...

Enjoying being on the other end of the judicial process!

http://comedyninja.org/a-chat-with-naomi-grossman/

Aquarius with Scorpio Rising.

My mom and I are headed to a spa in Mexico for Thanksgiving. I imagine it will be something like this (hopefully without the donuts & milk cartons).

I share the recent anti-selfie sentiment, but SOMETIMES a makeup dept will make me look decent, and I feel the need to document...

MY KIND OF JURY DUTY!

http://comedyninja.org/naomi-grossman-boards-comedy-ninja-as-celebrity-juror/

Et voilà! Just got invited to be keynote speaker at Syracuse University!! To my new friends & fans from Scare-A-Con, "Carnival Knowledge" is coming to town!

Nice shout-out in La Petite Anglaise (one of London's top fashion blogs):

http://www.ella-lapetiteanglaise.com/stylenoir-monarchy-issue/

Join me for the NUEA Short Film Panel!

THE CHALLENGES & BENEFITS OF PRODUCING A SUCCESSFUL SHORT FILM:

https://www.facebook.com/events/283422995116295/

WHEN:

THURS, Nov. 21 @ 8PM

WHERE:

ACME Comedy Theater

135 N. La Brea Ave., LA  90036

COST:

FREE for NUEA members

$10 for non-members

RSVP to rsvp@nueawest.org

For those who missed the NUEA West's "Fear: A Storytelling Event" but still want to hear my very scary, (sad!) story, you can do so here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdxyXuWTxiI

Flattered to be featured in the world's largest dark style magazine, "Stylenoir;" nevermind named "Queen of LA Horror" in it's Monarchy issue!

Wow, what a fruitful week! Booked several gigs for 2014; among the furthest and most fun, "Movie Days/The Dark Zone" in Dortmund, Germany! Hallo!!