Sometimes I look out my window, and fantasize that my neighbors are actually my cabana boys on break:  

#TBT to #SDCC last weekend; because at the time, I was too rattled by the #AmericanHorrorStory VR experience to remember to post!  (Dress by Pinup Girl Clothing.)

This is me after 5 auditions in 2 days, 

following an epic San Diego Comic Con.  

Thank you, "Fear, Inc." for braving the dance floors with me!  And for the rest of you horror-junkies, I dare you to call 516-900-FEAR to find out what it's all about!

Highlights of San Diego Comic Con include, but are not limited to:  doing a full back-bend on the dance floor; then while upside-down, reaching for my beer and attempting to drink it.  Lindsay Lohan looked on...

I love the nightlife...
-At San Diego Comic Con
https://www.facebook.com/naomi.grossman.5/posts/10153926596688802

"Fear, Inc" SOLD!  RELEASING OCT 21 (just in time for Halloween!), and featured in Entertainment Weekly TODAY!  Meet its creators (& me!) at #SDCC booth 4536!  http://www.ew.com/article/2016/07/21/abigail-breslin-fear-inc-clip

#TBT...
The FoMO (Fear of Missing Out) is proving unbearable.
At last minute, I'm headed to San Diego Comic Con!
I'll be there, hawking our film, "Fear, Inc," with its director & writer, Vince Masciale & Luke Barnett.
And YOU, PARTY PEOPLE?!  WHERE Y'AT?!
(Dress by: Pinup Girl Clothing.)

A couple months ago, I met this silver FOX, celebrity hairstylist, Brandon Liberati... I was so taken with him (see the dreamy-eyed "before" photo below), that I vowed not to even go near shears without him. He enlisted the help of his good friend, color-NINJA, Dee Wallis of the Industry Hair Artists, et voilà! This dark, mysterious, new Naomi was born!

Had a blast performing my piece, "Children Prefer Blondes" at Sun night's storytelling show, "Moments of Claireity."  Special thanks to Claire Partin for producing, and our full-house for coming out!  

I'm co-hosting Tara Reid on "On the Rocks Radio Show" w/ Alex Rodriquez & Eric Restivo tomorrow!  Tune in:  http://www.ontherocksradio.com/

Last night, in honor of me being there, Young Actors' Theatre Camp screened snippets of #AmericanHorrorStory.  NOT "American HORSE Story," much to one little equestrian's chagrin.  Hysterics ensued...

Felt great to escape all the drama in the news, and just teach drama to kids at the Young Actors' Theatre Camp.

Only 5 tix left for next week's show, "Moments of Claireity: Blonde."  Telling a very saucy, sexy story I've NEVER ADMITTED TO ANYONE BEFORE! ;)
https://www.facebook.com/events/291847487829785/

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Returned home to some nice news:  the Freedom Film Festival (www.freefilmfest.com) awarded me "Best Actress" for my work in the short film, #RIP!  Congrats & thanks to Kevin Machete, and all those involved!  

Danke schoen und auf wiedersehen, Deutschland!

Back in Deutschland!  So lucky to have so many great friends to see along the way!!

JUST WAIT till my next red carpet, y'all!

Yacht life!

To be or not to be (ridiculous).  That's not even a question!

At Kronberg Castle, Denmark

Dreamy day with a dear friend in Denmark...

The German fans came through!

Left my home 3pm Thursday.  Arrived at my hotel 3am Saturday.  In the interim, I flew to Germany, waited 7 hours on a layover for an apparently cancelled flight, then jumped in a rental car with questionable GPS, and drove 5 hours through a torrential storm with a random, (albeit LOVELY) non-English-speaking stranger on the autobahn.  Germans:  please do come see me tomorrow!
https://www.facebook.com/events/1129854967034070/

Good girls love bad boys!

OVER THE MOON to be presenting at the Saturn Awards last night!

I'm presenting the award for "best makeup" at the Saturn Awards tonight... I think my makeup artist, Hosway M. Ali should get an honorable mention for my makeup tonight alone!

Oops!  I did it again!

I swear I didn't mean that middle finger, Dad! 

 Happy Father's Day!!

Did #Pride proud Sunday, when I cut my butt doing splits onto an apparently glass-covered gay bar floor.  The nurse that just administered my tetanus shot LOVED the story, and thanked me for my "beautiful work."  #worthit

Not letting fear keep me from celebrating.
#LoveIsLove #StopTheHate #Pride2016 #GunControlNow

Prolly should have run this by my publicist first.
#WorldNakedBikeRide

We wear short shorts!

Safe to assume most everyone I know in LA is hitting Gay Pride this weekend?  My only requirements include donning my rainbow tutu and twerking to my girl, Big Freedia.  Otherwise, I'm around.  Holla!

I'm apparently not above overtly flirting with paparazzi:  http://www.gettyimages.ie/detail/video/naomi-grossman-outside-lure-nightclub-in-hollywood-in-news-footage/538848128

BABY!!!! 😭🎪👶🏻🛁💀🚨🏨⚰💔🎬📽🎞📺🎭😱🔪
Cute, Camiella's Creations!  -At Morbius Corpus Horror Fest.

It's an ominous day out there, Corpus Christi!!  

Better come inside for the horror con! ;)

Please check out/help fund/spread the word about "Ctrl Alt Delete:" currently, a proof of concept for a much bigger show (like "Orange is the New Black," except instead of a prison, it's set in an abortion clinic)!  And seeing as I play the lady who has a billion abortions, I'd be a series regular!!  Could be cool!  https://www.seedandspark.com/studio/ctrl-alt-delete#dashboard

Great fun guesting on "The John Kerwin Show" tonight!

Already working for the weekend:  http://morbiuscorpus.com

What's up, warriors!  Happy (throwback) Memorial Monday!

Barry Norris did a beautiful job immortalizing the otherwise ephemeral!  Kudos, claro, to Alpacaglobo Balloons!

Holler if you'd like to join us in "The John Kerwin Show" studio audience!  Next Wed, June1, in LA, FREE!!!  http://www.thejohnkerwinshow.com/get-tickets/

Manifesting is so simple!  Be specific when setting your intentions:  wildly age-inappropriate, hot, British, identical twin, TV starts!  Thanks, Universe! ;)

Actor Gavin MacIntosh and I rocking our green ribbons at the Each Mind Matters event yesterday.  Such a moving ceremony for such an important cause!

Watch me live on the @DirectingChangeCA red carpet, starting 11:30am PT today!
http://bit.ly/1WvGLh9 #EachMindMatters

YAAAAAAAS, Acid Betty!  I think you're pretty too!! ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnBonbk_1kg&feature=youtu.be

Last month, I told a hilarious and horrifying, true tale of heartbreak on stage.  Claire Partin was so tickled and horrified by it, she invited me to retell it in her upcoming storytelling show, "Moments of Claireity:  Spotted."  If you missed it the first time, can't wait for my one-woman show, or just wonder why I don't post pics of that cute boyfriend anymore, come! ;)  https://www.facebook.com/momentsofclaireity/events/?notif_t=event_calendar_admin&notif_id=1462170412168703

Authentic trading card:  check!  Via Breygent Marketing, Inc.:  http://www/breygent.com

Cheyenne Comic Con gave me the boot!  Thanks & congrats on a super-successful show, & fun, family-filled weekend!  

This party's poppin', thanks to Alpacaglobo Balloons!  

-At Cheyenne Comic Con

Ummm.  My mom is now accepting photo ops.

For any director that's ever asked me to "take it down a notch," or "stop pushing," or "play it real," or "do nothing," it's all because of these fools! Thanks, Denver-friends, for the fun night out-- second to none!

Thanks for the shout-out, Nerdist!  I'm pretty excited about this cast too! ;)
http://nerdist.com/zombies-and-nazis-and-flying-sharks-oh-my/

This just in, via the Wyoming Tribune Eagle!  Excited to meet fans in Cheyenne next weekend, and see friends in Denver this week!  http://www.wyomingnews.com/entertainment/complete-list-of-events-and-guests-at-cheyenne-comic-con/article_d2029834-13b8-11e6-a27e-fb180548c30f.html

Love you, Mom, to the mountains and back-- even despite making me go camping. Happy Mother's Day!

Those interested in short film content/creation will enjoy Colaborator's "Short on Shorts" series (link below).  Also recommended for anyone who wants to see me roll my eyes A LOT:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evkhcP6ssI0&feature=youtu.be

Been a HUGE FAN of Alexandra Billings since we starred in "Cannibal Cheerleaders on Crack" together in Chicago circa 1995. Watching her KILL IT in the truly transcendent show, "Transparent" makes me SO ETERNALLY HAPPY. Being what we were meant to be, doing what we were meant to do... It's enough to make me go slack-jaw! #consideramazon

More promo shots for "Point Society," a series of 6 hour-long episodes, comic books, and app (game w/ augmented reality 3D).  Photo: Robert Richards/MR Paparazzi, Hair/Makeup: Maya Landi.

My trouble is I just don't have enough fun! https://www.facebook.com/naomi.grossman.5/posts/10153746094548802

If you know a kid who'd benefit from theatre camp (I know I was one of them), let me recommend YATC:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX7BUUc5GLQ&feature=youtu.be

I've heard of Jesus on a tortilla, but never Pepper on a pancake!  W/ @JewelsSpoelstra

The waiter'd better come... The Hulk is getting hangry!!!