Órale! No mames, güey!! Ando SUPER EXCITED for HORROR FEST MONTERREY ESTE FINDE!!!

http://www.horrorfest.mx

Grabbing a pussy, quick! Before the debates! Photo credit: Genevieve Marie #debate2016

Because I'm happy!

Thinking about grabbing p****... Because apparently, I can!

https://pro-labs.imdb.com/name/nm1303594/?ref_=sch_int

Joie de vivre!

SUCH a great opening of the Fashion Tails exhibit last night! Here is one of my pieces!!! Photography by: Devin Dygert Hair by: Carolina Yasukawa Hairstylist Makeup by: Jacqueline Holden Wardrobe by: Eva Danielle Photo retouching by: Oksana Kos Retoucher Animal rescue: K9 Spirit Organization

The Chair reviews are in! "Naomi Grossman is wonderfully sadistic as Sullivan’s mother. The flashback sequences, of Richard's childhood, are some of the most effective, and Grossman is a huge part of that."

http://thefilmphilosopher.com/movie-actors/naomi-grossman/

Pull up a seat at "The Chair" premiere!  Tues, Oct. 18 at 7pm in Burbank.
I'll be there!  Who's with me?  Reserve your tickets here:
https://www.tugg.com/events/can-you-survive-the-chair-vjmi

What?!? Our film is up for pre-order on Amazon and iTunes! If you want to see a fun horror-comedy around Halloween, you should pre order and watch with us live on the 21st!

https://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/fear-inc./id1159234721

Thank you, Geek'd Con - Rockford, IL for your lovely hospitality!
http://www.wifr.com/content/news/Stateline-hosts-first-Geekd-Con-395543121.html

Finger lickin' good time last night at APCA - Association for the Promotion of Campus Activities. Couldn't have wishbones for more! #apcamw16 #apcababy

Gang's all here! (W/ David Ury, "Robber #2" from AHS S1, "Piggy, Piggy" -- though he'll always be #1 to me!

I've missed you guys!  Had my nose to the grindstone, prepping for my performance at APCA - Association for the Promotion of Campus Activities, this Friday in Chicago.  Then, Saturday & Sunday, I'm off to Geek'd Con - Rockford, Il.  For those attending either, I'm excited to see you soon! https://www.apca.com  http://geekdcon.com

Awwww!  Via "The Wrap:"
http://www.thewrap.com/american-horror-story-all-stars-17-best-characters-played-by-recurring-cast-photos/

Friends/fans in Germany: (I know you're out there... You came out in droves for me this summer!)  TONIGHT, in Regensburg (1 hr outside of Munich), the Europapremiere of "FEAR, INC" at HARD LINE Festival.  Go and tell me how it is!  http://www.hardline-festival.de

Gotta give credit where credit is due... While Hosway Morbak painted me for the heavens all weekend, L.A. Laser Centers #hydrafacial had me glowing for days!  It takes a village, people!  #nofilter #nokidding

Look who showed up at yoga today?! I pitched him my Pepper-Matt Bomer sex-scene idea, and he is DOWN! (Though I prefer to rehearse out-of-character first...) 

Phone died early into the telecast, so I wasn't able to document my awesome time last night at the Emmys (nor did the paparazzi this year, sadly!).  But much like when I was 17 in Argentina, inconsolable because I dropped my camera in a river, I am closing my eyes and remembering being there, seeing so many folks I know and adore get their just desserts!  Bravo, Sarah Paulson and RMTV!

SCHFIT. ZING. At the Emmys:

Makeup (what's left of it) by Hosway M. Ali, dress by Pinup Girl Clothing.

Pretty sure we weren't supposed to take pictures at Halloween Horror Nights, but isn't it EVERY ACTORS DREAM to have a WAX FIGURE of their character in a major AMUSEMENT PARK?!?!  No, just me??? #bucketlist

My face is beat!  Or as the kids say, "snatched!"  Painted for filth!!!  All thanks to Hosway M. Ali!

What are you doing this weekend?!? #emmys2016

Repost from last year at this time... Though still applies!

Entertainment Weekly also plugs "FEAR, INC"'s LA premiere at the Screamfest Horror Film Festival!  http://www.ew.com/article/2016/09/07/screamfest-2016-lineup-announcement

Looking forward to "FEAR, INC"'s official Los Angeles premiere next month at SCREAMFEST!
http://dailydead.com/screamfest-2016s-first-wave-of-films-include-fear-inc-trash-fire-the-master-cleanse/

Why I love meeting fans, on Channel 13 WHAM ABC:
http://13wham.com/news/local/comics-come-to-life-in-rochester-for-roccon

I am blown away... on a weekly basis.  

Killer caricature, SPL Ink  Caricatures and Art!

-At RocCon Comic Books, Sci Fi, Anime, Gaming

I believe this is how hoarding begins?

Courtesy of Ken Hunt

At RocCon Comic Books, Sci Fi, Anime, Gaming

Now THESE GUNS simply cannot be controlled!  

-At RocCon Comic Books, Sci Fi, Anime, Gaming 

Made the "Top 5 list of things to do this weekend in Rochester"... Totally don't blame folks if they chose to see the lumberjacks over me!  http://www.mpnnow.com/news/20160907/5-things-to-do-this-weekend

In route to Rochester...  http://www.democratandchronicle.com/story/lifestyle/2016/09/06/celebrities-expected-roccon-2016-convention/89769012/

I love instant gratification... Like when you put me on your movie poster, and it immediately makes a killing!  http://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3405509/fear-inc-poster-making-killing/

I MADE IT ON THE POSTER!!!

(On a side note, doesn't "FEAR, INC" look badass?!

And, if I may say so, don't I look badass in it?!?!)

Another nice write-up of Mat Fraser, Erika Ervin & my time together at Fan Expo Canada:

http://www.tribute.ca/news/index.php/fan-expo-day-three-roundup-with-john-barrowman-and-hayley-atwell/2016/09/04/

Pre-coffee interview with "Inside Pulse" at Fan Expo Canada.  Yikes!
http://insidepulse.com/2016/09/03/fan-expo-canada-2016-murtz-jaffer-interviews-american-horror-story-freak-shows-naomi-grossman/

This love affair between fans and I is quite serious and 100% mutual.  Thank you to Fan Expo Canada for making it possible to meet so many of them.

Among legends, at Fan Expo Canada:

I would say best night ever, but thats like every night with this chick:

Nice plug for this weekends appearance at Fan Expo Canada in the Canadian Jewish News...   http://www.cjnews.com/culture/entertainment/american-horror-storys-pepper-portrayer-comes-to-town

"FEAR, INC" heads back to SD!  http://variety.com/2016/film/news/san-diego-film-festival-gala-competition-spotlight-shorts-2016-1201847001/

Chin stand... check!

I am warmed up & ready for you, Fan Expo Canada!

Kudos to everyone who made Vermont Comic Con a success (and kept me from being eaten!).

Has this gotten old for you guys?  Not me.  Ever!!!  Thank you, Lundberg Graphics!

Would you like to see "THE CHAIR" launch its theatrical run in YOUR state?  VOTE!
https://twitter.com/theCHAIRhorror/status/768546474007420928

On Wednesdays (& Monday nights), we wear black.

Perks of being on the Television Academy Performers' Peer Group Executive Committee!

Is it the weekend yet?!  http://vtcomiccon.com

Welp, the Pepper wall's gonna have to wrap around!  Well worth the wall space, Jeff Busch!!!

HBD, Madonna! You still got it!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P72qb2tThbM&t=3s

#TBT to that time I turned John Barrowman straight.  #storyofmylife #whyImsingle #canyoublamethem #datbootytho #SaturnAwards #PinupGirlClothing

Casting & producers, take note:  If hired, I will promote your film/show, upside-down, in my down-time.  Fear, Inc.:  congrats on a well cast/publicized movie!  

Just got word I've been officially verified on Instagram!  (For those not in-the-know, that's the little blue checkmark by my name-- means I'm the real McCoy!  ;))  Follow me!!! @naomiwgrossman

That's me doing standing splits, directly in front of Dave Navarro.  You know what that means:  Pepper & the Red Hot Chili Peppers, together at last!

My piece, "Children Prefer Blondes" at "Moments of Clarity:"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZiEQIFmJFM&feature=em-upload_owner&app=desktop

I'm a Pepper, 

he's a Pepper, 

wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?!

T minus 2 weeks till Chicago!  Load up on caffeine, and come:  Wheaton ALL NIGHT FLEA & Haunted Flea Market

Congrats & thanks to the creators & stars of "Dish It Out" 

on a scrumptious premiere!  (Jumpsuit by Kendt.)

Alright, horror fans!  Let's get "The Chair" onto the big screen!!!  Just need your VOTE: https://twitter.com/theCHAIRhorror/status/760464453603356672

I was in rare form on "The John Kerwin Show."  Have a look!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO-yLUu7a0U&app=desktop

Just received a fan-request to officiate his #AmericanHorrorStory -inspired wedding! Michael Scola, please tell your hubby-to-be that I will be in touch!

Sometimes I look out my window, and fantasize that my neighbors are actually my cabana boys on break:  

#TBT to #SDCC last weekend; because at the time, I was too rattled by the #AmericanHorrorStory VR experience to remember to post!  (Dress by Pinup Girl Clothing.)

This is me after 5 auditions in 2 days, 

following an epic San Diego Comic Con.  

Thank you, "Fear, Inc." for braving the dance floors with me!  And for the rest of you horror-junkies, I dare you to call 516-900-FEAR to find out what it's all about!

Highlights of San Diego Comic Con include, but are not limited to:  doing a full back-bend on the dance floor; then while upside-down, reaching for my beer and attempting to drink it.  Lindsay Lohan looked on...

I love the nightlife...
-At San Diego Comic Con
https://www.facebook.com/naomi.grossman.5/posts/10153926596688802

"Fear, Inc" SOLD!  RELEASING OCT 21 (just in time for Halloween!), and featured in Entertainment Weekly TODAY!  Meet its creators (& me!) at #SDCC booth 4536!  http://www.ew.com/article/2016/07/21/abigail-breslin-fear-inc-clip

#TBT...
The FoMO (Fear of Missing Out) is proving unbearable.
At last minute, I'm headed to San Diego Comic Con!
I'll be there, hawking our film, "Fear, Inc," with its director & writer, Vince Masciale & Luke Barnett.
And YOU, PARTY PEOPLE?!  WHERE Y'AT?!
(Dress by: Pinup Girl Clothing.)

A couple months ago, I met this silver FOX, celebrity hairstylist, Brandon Liberati... I was so taken with him (see the dreamy-eyed "before" photo below), that I vowed not to even go near shears without him. He enlisted the help of his good friend, color-NINJA, Dee Wallis of the Industry Hair Artists, et voilà! This dark, mysterious, new Naomi was born!

Had a blast performing my piece, "Children Prefer Blondes" at Sun night's storytelling show, "Moments of Claireity."  Special thanks to Claire Partin for producing, and our full-house for coming out!  

I'm co-hosting Tara Reid on "On the Rocks Radio Show" w/ Alex Rodriquez & Eric Restivo tomorrow!  Tune in:  http://www.ontherocksradio.com/

Last night, in honor of me being there, Young Actors' Theatre Camp screened snippets of #AmericanHorrorStory.  NOT "American HORSE Story," much to one little equestrian's chagrin.  Hysterics ensued...

Felt great to escape all the drama in the news, and just teach drama to kids at the Young Actors' Theatre Camp.

Only 5 tix left for next week's show, "Moments of Claireity: Blonde."  Telling a very saucy, sexy story I've NEVER ADMITTED TO ANYONE BEFORE! ;)
https://www.facebook.com/events/291847487829785/

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Returned home to some nice news:  the Freedom Film Festival (www.freefilmfest.com) awarded me "Best Actress" for my work in the short film, #RIP!  Congrats & thanks to Kevin Machete, and all those involved!  

Danke schoen und auf wiedersehen, Deutschland!

Back in Deutschland!  So lucky to have so many great friends to see along the way!!

JUST WAIT till my next red carpet, y'all!

Yacht life!