I'm mad for this hunk... errrr, hulk! Dress by: Antoine Kareh couture Styled by: Nicole Balzano Makeup by: Hosway M Ali

I can't handle FB today-- my AoMO (awareness of missing out) during Mardi Gras in Nola is just too acute. So instead, I'm waxing nostalgic of my Oscar Sunday at the cool kid's table, with Game of Thrones star Daniel Portman, star of everything (except The Parent Trap) Missi Pyle, personal appearance agent-extraordinaire Laurence Wreford, and the mastermind behind my dress, stylist Nicole Balzano.

She asked my #Oscar predictions... I said I'd be happy with Moonlight or La La Land winning. I've never called it with such accuracy! Dress by: Antoine Kareh couture Styled by: Nicole Balzano Makeup by: Hosway M Ali.

Fun fact: the makeup artist (pictured here) who did my face for #ahsasylum & Evan's hands for #ahsfreakshow (with a little help from Pepper here!), among a million other amazing makeups-- won the #oscar last night for Suicide Squad! Kudos to Christopher Nelson!!! 🏆🍾📽👶🏻👏🏻🎯

Don't think I don't see you throwing shade back there, dude! Dress by: Antoine Kareh couture Styled by: Nicole Balzano Makeup by: Hosway M Ali .

When your stylist kills it so hard, you bring her as your plus one. Styled by: Nicole Balzano; dress by: Antoine Kareh couture; makeup by: Hosway M Ali.

Junkie in the trunkie, gettin' a quick-fix for those #preoscars #blues. Dress by: Wow Couture Styled by: Nicole Balzano.

In my Blue Period. Dress by: Wow Couture; Styled by: Nicole Balzano.

I wouldn't normally feed such rumors, but there is reference here to my "brilliance and excellence," which seems like not fake news worthy of sharing. ;)

http://www.itechpost.com/articles/86680/20170222/american-horror-story-season-7-to-tackle-us-presidential-election-whos-acting-as-donald-trump.htm

Who am I kidding? I'd close my gap for a role like that! (Then reopen it for my Madonna biopic.)

http://www.inquisitr.com/3991251/american-horror-story-season-7-news-hillary-clinton-role-already-cast/

I mean, I wouldn't turn it down. Via MTV:

http://www.mtv.com/news/2984517/ahs-season-7-pepper-hillary-clinton/

Pantsuit's pressed & ready:

http://deadline.com/2017/02/american-horror-story-season-7-plot-presidential-debate-ryan-murphy-1201913474/

Documentarian Steve Belgard interviewed me for his Schlitzie movie. I think it's going to be great-- but it can only happen with your (tax-deductible!) help:

https://dfs.dntly.com/campaign/schlitzie-one-of-us#/

#HappyValentinesDay

Thank you all for coming to my photoshoot, errrr... BIRTHDAY! I clearly had a terrible time, as captured by my imitable photographer-friend, Genevieve Marie:

Well, I had my annual, Feb 7th-meltdown today. Any shrinks out there wanna weigh in as to why I can't deal when people are too nice to me? Your 472 bday posts, not to mention the countless calls, texts, emails, drinks, meals, presents, and presence at my party left me feeling overwhelmed and undeserving of so much adoration and attention. Or maybe I'm just sleep-deprived, since we partied till 6am... ON A MONDAY!!! THANK YOU ALL for making sure I had a great birthday yesterday, and a stereotypically sentimental day today. Pics to follow!

Too early for #TBT, but can we all agree: Lady Gaga WAS THE UNDISPUTED WINNER OF THIS CRAZY GAME?!?

For everyone asking: yes, you saw me on "Hell's Kitchen" the other night. That was 2 years ago (hence, the hat covering my centimeter of hair)-- so much for "reality TV!" HA!

Let the birthday celebrations begin!

Reversing the aging process... Quick, before my #birthday! #trapfit

To all the Burka Girls being affected by the "Muslim ban:" fellow filmmakers, Brian Keith Etheridge, Josh Fong & I see you. We hear you. What you say matters to us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WL5f0c7s7Q

I may be grappling for good news this week, but this seemed like an auspicious sign. (If only I were at 11%! Although, practically speaking, 89 would be ideal.)

Wow! I've been selected as one of the 2017 Ponderosa High School Hall of Fame inductees! #honored

T minus 10 minutes to watch me on "Talk with your Mouthful" live on the Kin Community FB page! Stay tuned!!

Look at the #nastywoman I found at yesterday's Women's March Los Angeles! #January21 #WhyIMarch #IMarchFor #Solidarity #ViveLaResistance #StillWithHer #ahs #wmla — at Pershing Square.

THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE! #January21 #PershingSquare #WomensMarch #WhyIMarch #IMarchFor #Solidarity #ViveLaResistance #StillWithHer — at Pershing Square.

If you're looking for me, I'm the #nastywoman in the beret, combat boots, pant suit... and nothing else ;) #January21 #WhyIMarch #IMarchFor #wmla #Solidarity #ViveLaResistance #StillWithHer

See you kitty-cats bright & early at Pershing Square!

Changing the channel. #TrumpInauguration #BoycottTrump #GodSaveAmerica #StillWithHer Photo by: Robert Richards Makeup by: Maya Landi Produced by: Point Society, in conjunction with Carnivalworks, LLC & Point.B Creative LLC

Coming soon to a screen near you: "Short Straw!" Produced & directed by these two... Starring the stunning Elaine Hendrix, and me, her inexplicably homely sister!

Dear President Obama:

Still smiling as I recall our hilarious, holy trifecta tonight: "Jesus" from TheWalkingDead (Tom Payne), drag-God (Willam)... & me at Hamburger Marys. Together we raised scholarship FUNds for the Young Actors' Theatre Camp, represented by these fine folks pictured below!

Willam & I having a ball, calling balls at Drag Queen Bingo! Showing a little leg to raise $ for AIDS Project Los Angeles & the Young Actors' Theatre Camp Scholarship Fund! :)

I'm celebrity ball-calling at DRAG QUEEN BINGO tomorrow! Join us at Hamburger Mary's, WEHO for this FUNdraiser, benefiting AIDS Project Los Angeles & Young Actors' Theatre Camp Scholarship Fund. $20; 9pm.

http://www.hamburgermarys.com

I could barely concentrate on his questions, this Terror Firma interviewer had the sexiest Scottish brogue... You'll want to listen (for him, not me). ;)

https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-qk398-6673d0#.WHZnaJ07rDs.email

THREE MORE YEARS of American Horror Story! (Will distract us from the ACTUAL American horror story happening over the next four!!)

http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/american-horror-story-renewed-season-8-9-fx-1201958880/

For a good time, call (323) 284-7826, or just tune into www.ubnradio.com (channel 1) tonight, 7pm PST! (The episode will later be available on UBN's website, iHeartRadio, iTunes, True FM Radio, Stitcher, TuneIn, Spreaker, Hillcrest Social & Player FM.)

New year, new reel! (Can't wait to add what's to come in 2017!)

http://pro.imdb.com/video/user/vi2434840089?ref_=_vid

Doorways, daiquiris, cool, old, (mostly pink) cars, Hemmingway, Che & Comandante Martha Grossman:

https://www.facebook.com/naomi.grossman.5/media_set?set=a.10154400186233802.1073741851.695503801&type=3&pnref=story

THIS is my badass mom, after having just scaled the Dunn's River Falls in Jamaica. We recently returned from an amazing vacay there & to Cuba. I'll attempt to post an entire album soon... In it, you'll see a lot of cool, old, (hot pink) cars, balconies with hanging laundry, and her... making 78 look HOT!!!!

How was I still standing, never mind rocking and rolling, I do not know... Yesterday I woke up in Miami, shot a half day in Oakland, then partied all night in Hollywood. Thank you, Carly Abramowitz, Shawn Ryan, Nate Starkey, and Paul Vato for making this whirlwind possible! Now, in 2017, I resolve to SLEEP!!!Photo by: Brian Erzen

MY take-away from this personally deplorable year of nastiness & narcissism: to love myself so fiercely, that when others see me, they know exactly as it should be done. ;) Photo by: Genevieve Marie Makeup by: Hosway M Ali

Back in the U.S. for less than an hour, only to learn that Barbara Tarbuck ("Mother Superior" from American Horror Story: Asylum) has died. In addition to just plain sad, makes me miss Cuba and not having internet.

http://www.expressandstar.com/entertainment/2016/12/30/american-horror-story-star-barbara-tarbuck-has-died/

New room, with a very different view... en una muy feliz navidad!

Could my mom be any happier watching the hibachi?!? (I could take endless photos of her enjoying herself here.)

My mom playing Bob Marley's piano. One LOVE!

A room with a view: