Scrumptious dinner, even more nummy company! Y'all's ears were totally ringing!!!

PUUUUUMPED UUUP for the Northwestern University Class of 1997 reunion this weekend!!!

Fan turned friend, Jordan Rodarte caught RuPaul's Drag Race fan-favorite, Ongina doing a "Pepper" impersonation live on camera from Mickey's. It's truly the sincerest form of flattery!

This sweet, little boy just stole, then broke my heart! He and his mom, my dear friend, Kim Brooks came to visit me in Dubuque over the weekend. (His first time meeting, in his words, a "pop star.") They're back home in Minneapolis now, and apparently, he REALLY misses me. 😢This photo tho!

Peace & love, my friends. 🙏🏼❤️️🌎

Does Supernatural star, Corin Nemec have something supernatural in his pants, or is he happy to see me? Photo by Dubuque Photography, at DBQ Con.

1990, Spain. Destiny drew me in, literally through Kim Brooks's window, while escaping the original "mean girl" with whom I was bunking. Still not sure why I didn't just use the door, but we have been friends ever since!

LOOK! UP IN THE SKY... It's me, as Wonder Woman - The Final Crisis! Thank you, photographer Stefan Pinto for including me in your DC Comic character series. Gallery exhibition details forthcoming! Hair by: Brandon Liberati; makeup by: Hosway Morbak.

True story: I used to teach Spanish at The Playboy Mansion. #RIP Hef.

This just in! Dubuque's Telegraph Herald published this lovely interview in anticipation of DBQ Con this weekend:

Nothing like taking yoga class in front of the person who just called you a b!*$# in the parking lot! Namaste & have a great week, friends! 🙏🏼 Wardrobe by: @orangecosmicmermaid; Photo by: @koyu

Supporting my girl, Jennifer Schemke & her magical, fun show, Magic Funhouse at the Streamy Awards this evening! Good morning, boys & girls!!

Yaaaaaas! Proud to be among the #lgbt allies attending the Los Angeles LGBT Center's 48th annual #vanguardawards!

Me & my spirit animal, @misskissesxoxo at the #lgbtcenter #vanguardawards

DUBUQUE: 1 week till DBQ Con! Scare you there!!

This is gonna be a sick music video when it's done!

Northwestern U. Class of 1997 WILDCATS! We are just 2 WEEKS short of 20 YEARS flying by! (HOW?!?!) This calls for SERIOUS CELEBRATION, organized by yours truly and MANY of our classmates, whom you'll be KICKING YOURSELF if you miss! Please join us to pour one out for our homie, Rachel Perlmeter (all proceeds will be donated in her honor to Northwestern University). Details below. RSVP to me!

Last night, I saw my fellow #NU & #AHS alum, Billy Eichner, reunited with the Monsignor (Joseph Fiennes), and gave new meaning to Crazy Eyes, with Crazy Eyes herself, Uzo Aduba. Glam by: Dee Perry; styled by: Nicole Balzano.

And the Emmy for "flyest couple on the red carpet" goes to...

Bless my glam-gal, Dee Perry!

I hate that I look like such a fan-girl, but that's just what my face did when I ran into my old buddies, Angela Bassett & Michael Chiklis last night!

Taking questions!

https://www.facebook.com/listensweetie/videos/1952995278298811/

Whassup, Emmys!

I'm exhausted, but you'd never know it! Between the TWO trips back east last week, and the Emmys this week, I knew my skin needed some TLC... THANK YOU, Viora USA ! 🙌🏼 #nofilter

A BELATED CONGRATULATIONS to Mike Mekash and the entire American Horror Story & FEUD: Bette and Joan makeup departments, who won TWO #emmys over the weekend!!! You knock my socks off... Actually, you peel my face! 😜💄👶🏻

Took some time to reflect last month in Lower Manhattan...

Last night I had the great fortune of sitting on a plane next to perhaps THE #1 American Horror Story fan... (He was literally traveling from his home in Guatemala to Los Angeles for the Roanoke-themed maze at Universal Studios Hollywood Halloween Horror Nights.) Before he'd even sat down, he took one look at me and slack-jawed, said, "Are you...?" He'd been bumped from his previous two flights onto this one, so he was convinced I'd been sent from God, or the aliens, or some form of white magic to salvage his trip. He talked my EARS OFF, putting my #AHS knowledge to SHAME! Which I 100% welcomed (with the exception of possibly providing spoilers to anyone who could understand us speaking Spanish)-- still, watching him delight in my mere presence reminded me that my vocation, which on the surface seems self-serving, actually touches hearts all over the world! Thank you, Paulo Alvarado for making me feel like I'd made your trip-- you certainly made mine!

Somebody in West Virginia ❤️️me!

Hello, West Virginia! Come and play with Lew Temple and me at ShockaCon Horror/Sci-Fi Convention. Forever. (*Shot of our bloody corpses.) And ever... (*) And ever.

Proud to play the inimitable "abortionado" in Ctrl Alt Delete, WINNER of the AUDIENCE AWARD at the Broad Humor Film Festival! Check out our first episode:

https://www.facebook.com/ctrlaltdeleteshow/videos/1893957220932046/

Back on the road! ShockaCon in Charleston, West Virginia: here I come!!

These fans became friends when they invited me to participate in their American Horror Story-themed nuptials... I obliged, and boy, am I glad-- they throw the best parties! Last night, Addie & Twisty & Moira (both the young, sexy & the old, ugly-- notice I'm split in two) were all in attendance. I'm lopsided today as a result of walking in only one heel, but hey, that's the sacrifice we make! Thanks, Michael Scola & Jordan Rodarte for the fun night, & congrats to my #AHS family on the fabulous first episode!

Fun to work on location, but home doesn't suck either. (Lil' vampire humor!) 😜💉😈 👠: Kangaroo

LA: your photos of 100 degree thermostats & burning hills do not make me want to come home. 💯🔥 Thankfully, I snapped these shots of NY's top-shelf trash to remind me that the grass isn't necessarily greener! (Or green at all!) 🙊

Aaaaaand that's a picture-wrap on Naomi Grossman! In just 2 weeks, we became like sisters... conjoined twins even! You'll understand what I mean when you see Bite Me - The Movie!!

Happened upon a party bigger than trump's inauguration today...

Nothing I'd rather do than shoot on my day-off of shooting, w/ super-talented HMU @MichaelBanks & photographer @JaredCarlisle.

Burning Man... Dragon Con... Southern Decadence... Been to all three, and best believe the FOMO this weekend is real! But I'll take WORKING AS AN ACTOR over all three... combined!!!

In case there were ever a question.

Super inspired by Coney Island Circus Sideshow's contortionist yesterday. 😜🎪🙏🏼