If the recent, forced-birther debate’s got you blue, this show is for you! (Not to mention, really relevant and important right now.) Ctrl Alt Delete season 2, episodes 5 & 6 are out TODAY:

I could not ❤️ this more! 🔪 @ar_illustrations #ahsapocalypse #ahs #season8 #fanart #hailsatan #satanist #samanthacrowe #blackmass #actorslife

The Lurker's lurking to Cinepocalypse Genre Film Festival next month! Chicagoans, lurk for it!!

http://www.28dayslateranalysis.com/2019/05/slasher-feature-lurker-is-set-to-have.html?fbclid=IwAR0X5tNMgvabmviu2dsfSRlkir4BYq97EVvtxyMYa0IjanUMoMpuDXQLgY0

When you & your dear friend from college, Sarah Anthony decide to make a TV show. 🤗🙌🏼😈🎬💚 📸: @carolinagroppa #gocats #northwestern #NU #sticktogether #purplepride #hollywood #killingthegame #weredoingit #yaaaaas #thisishappening #goodnews #pilot #greenscreen #actorslife #lovemyjob

Will being called a "beautiful actress" ever get old? Lemme think. NO.

http://dailyactive.info/index.php/2019/04/21/list-of-beautiful-actresses-behind-ugly-characters/

🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 FLIA Y AMIGOS ARGENTINOS: NO JUZGUEN MI CASTELLANO!!! ES QUE HACE MUCHO QUE NO VUELVO... ME HACEN MUCHÍSIMA FALTA!!!!!! 😢🥰🙉🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBkfKOghBDc&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR0pLhvYcf4hHHZwDiEkvSTzhOxvG3aT8zKiS1AriDR8EM2K34IxoR9lwyw

Combining 4 of my great loves: yoga, fine wine, fine friends (ie Craig Ramsay) & TV air-time. 😜 As seen on NBC LA: https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Stretch_-A-Reason-To-Wine_Los-Angeles-508917132.html ❤️🧘‍♀️🍷💪🏼📺

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Stretch_-A-Reason-To-Wine_Los-Angeles-508917132.html?fbclid=IwAR2CA4SAL-H5bpM6OM8woJQuMwQK1sSZYrPVtuQZGwR2GPbflVkB6MK9NNc

Covered prettyyyyyy much everything in this interview at HorrorHound... even hula-hooping on a toilet (aka hula-pooping). Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RRkkCYPHbs&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR0LRpfGgAzIzZ2qoeMjc1GZYfuHKLKZLF2VMpCtky5pkuLKD6sZsr93d7E

Wish they could back-date this!

https://www.tvinsider.com/770230/emmys-new-rules-anthology-series/?fbclid=IwAR32fD-J-VnVZY7CsC_OZP29l1KVXnrMVoTNGDhNoAOGJNG3DQ5uBcq40FM

Hurry up and wait. @sonia_makeupartist @lawrence_nbfx @theeffinfunny @ekovideo #wizardandtherent #setlife #actorslife #spfx #makeup #creature #character #talons #dmvnails #canttext #hurryupandwait

When I don’t post for a bit, YOU KNOW it’s cuz I’m UP TO SOMETHING! #whatcoulditbe #vaguebooking #annoyingiknow #sorrynotsorry #nda #actorslife #wizardandtherent #nofilter #nomakeup #yet @sonia_makeupartist @veronicarodartemua @lawrence_nbfx @michellesfarzomakeup @sandeepparikh @theeffinfunny @ekovideo

As a follow-up to her podcast, #GhostMagnet, Bridget Marquardt & I went ghost-hunting at my house... Now I wish she were the girl next door!!! 😬👦🏻👱🏻‍♀️ It's definitely haunted here!!!!! 👻

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G9yvd1bJiQ

BRASIL! 🇧🇷 NÃO FICA FORA DE Horror Expo!!🔥 #fãs #brasileros #paulistas #ahs #horror #venho #brasil #saopaulo #queemocao #amobrasil #eufaloportuguês #bom #portonhol #kkkk

Here’s what a #pinhead I am: when I saw #alisonpill at FX Networks’ You're the Worst #finalseason #seasonfinale #fyc party last night, I couldn’t figure out how I knew her... So I just figured we must’ve gone to high school together! 🤦🏻‍♀️ #duh American Horror Story

When a photo you posted as a Mardi Gras/Carnival joke, winds up on a flyer all over Five Towns College. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ #doh #howto #workshop #masterclass #teleconference #soloshow #onewomanshow #designyourdestiny #fivetownscollege #mardigras #carnival #washingdishes #ahs #pepper #actorslife

Thank you, @rockagainstms for the rockin’ good time & for all that you do. (I 🖤 an excuse to wear that OTHER bad guy: my #darthvader heels!) 👠: Irregular Choice #rockagainstms #ms #asin #multiplesclerosis #not #msmagazine #learnedthehardway #madethatmistakebefore #redcarpet #philanthropy #actorslife #badguys #starwars #irregularchoice @ The Palace Theatre

NOT AN #aprilfools: Did you know I used to teach Spanish at the #playboymansion?! I did!! Hear me & Bridget Marquardt wax nostálgico & swap #ghoststories (including those #onset, shooting #ahsfreakshow) on her new #podcast! ✔️out #ghostmagnet, available today on #iTunes & #spotify! 👻🧲 #horrorfans

I’ve liked #amysedaris looooooong before she signed my book, #ilikeyou at today’s #athomewithamysedaris #fyc event. Now if I could just #gueststar... 🤔 #putitoutintotheuniverse #quirkygirls #strongwomen #characteractresses #sketchcomediennes #improvisors #actorwriters #keeponkeepingon @ Casita Hollywood

 

What a view from the Flores and Friends studio! #floresandfriends #talkshow #hollywood #smokeandmirrors #sarcasm #actorslife

💜💜 is not enough for this one. Gracias, @pepe_8121! Me encanta!! #fanart

Such fun recording #ghostmagnet with E! Entertainment's #girlnextdoor & #queenofhalloween Bridget Marquardt today! Here we are discussing how, as her Spanish teacher (#truestory), I REALLY needed to move into the #playboymansion. 👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️👨🏻‍🦳👦🏻 That, and much more when the episode drops on #iTunes April 1! 😳👻🧲 #aprilfools #notajoke #bridgetmarquardt #podcast #spanishteacher #actorslife #bunnylife

Me, earlier today in traffic court. 👎🏼💩🤮 📸: @ronaldmcdonkey #currentmood #downwiththeman #fthepolice #weshallovercome #gangsta #notguilty

Don’t want them to get a big head or anything, but Horrorhound Weekend puts on a helluva show! #thankyou #horrorhound #horrorhoundweekend #horrorcon #comiccon #cincinnati #cosplay #bigheads #houseof1000corpses #actorslife 👗: Zsazsa Bodizs

My 4th grade-friend came to visit me in Cincinnati, which made for a very special Horrorhound Weekend (though maybe not so much for the others pictured). LOL #horrorhound #horrorcon #comiccon #cincinnati #photoop #dylanmcdermott #lancereddick #matfraser #actorslife #picturesdontlie #lol

Horrorhound Weekend take-away: MaKE hOrrOR RAteD R aGAIn!!! ☠️ #horrorhound #horrorcon #comiccon #cincinnati #pepper #cosplay #actorslife 👗: Zsazsa Bodizs

Watch your back, Horrorhound Weekend! #shhh #horrorhound #horrorcon #comiccon #cincinatti #cosplay #twisty #ahs #actorslife

Fan-freak out at Horrorhound Weekend! @alisterodd2.0 #fanart #horrorart #fangirl #horrorfan #freakout #horrorhound #cincinnati #comiccon #actorslife

Do I know anyone in Ohio/Indiana/Kentucky? Or am I about to spend a romantic weekend at HorrorHound all alone with my Hollywood crush?! 😬🥵

Can’t wait to meet @alisterodd2.0, among other talented artists & fans at this weekend’s Horrorhound Weekend! Tix & info: www.horrorhoundweekend.com #fanart #horrorhound #cincinnati #comiccon #actorslife

If you missed @bitemethefilm at @cinequestinc this week, don’t despair! 😫 Join the #joyfulvampiretourofamerica & catch a screening in your city! Tix available now: https://www.bitemethefilm.com/screenings 🧛‍♀️ (More dates coming soon!) #biteme #vampire #romcom #bloodyfun #indiefilm #comingtoatheaternearyou

The lighting bites, but this outfit must be documented!!! 👗: @zsazsabodizs THANK YOU, Team Bite Me - The Film for a #bloodyfun time at #cinequest this weekend! 🧛‍♀️❤️🧛‍♂️ #biteme #worldpremiere #redcarpet #vampire #romcom #filmfestival #sanjose #doyouknowtheway #actorslife #zsazsabodizs @ Cinequest Film Festival

I ❤️ saying “Bite Me” to those who ask, “why are y’all dressed up?” #aboutlastnight #biteme #worldpremiere #cinequest #filmfestival #sanjose #hoteldeanza #vampirecrawl #dressup #zsazsabodizs #vampire #romcom #indiefilm #femalefilmmakers #actorslife 👗: @zsazsabodizs 📸: @elizabethjohnson

CHOMPING AT THE BIT to see Bite Me - The Film at Cinequest this weekend! And what better way to celebrate #InternationalWomensDay than support a production with ALL-FEMALE DEPARTMENT HEADS (& 3 NAOMIS)?!?

https://payments.cinequest.org/websales/pages/info.aspx?evtinfo=85163%7E78899376-35a9-4153-8303-e1557be2dc32&epguid=d52499c1-3164-429f-b057-384dd7ec4b23&&fbclid=IwAR068LLwYwQ40bS5Cq3V-uWOYsOfTg_I3p2RUWFjDt46qs8ZsY7dcYYQ5fc#.XHwiRojYrIU

Happy Fat Tuesday, y’all! #tbt #halloween #playboymansion #late #carnival #mardigras #doingdishes #inabeadedthong #likeyoudo #nofilter #justyoung #nolatillyadie #whodat #brazilianbutt #bundao #datassthough

Here's a *taste* of what's to come at Cinequest this weekend! DYING to see it?! Join me & the filmmakers (& most likely, some random vampires) THIS Saturday, 3/9 at 9:45pm.

Tix: bit.ly/cinequestbiteme

#climatechange incarnated. 🥶✈️ 🥵 #universityofwyoming #laramie #secretsroyalbeach #puntacana @ University of Wyoming

#bayarea fans, friends & family: YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED to Bite Me - The Film’s #worldpremiere in #sanjose at Cinequest, voted best #filmfestival by USAToday! The public is welcome to all events listed, so be sure to don your best #vampiredrag (fangs, capes, collars, crowns) for the #vampirecrawl & #redcarpet, followed by a #qanda w/ the #filmmakers (& ME) afterwards! Gonna be a bloody good time!!! 🧛‍♀️ 🖤🧛‍♂️ #biteme #debut #invite #cinequest #nocal #vampire #romcom #allarewelcome #costumesencouraged #actorslife

From Punta Cana to... WYOMING! 🥶 @uofwyoming at #laramie: giddy up & join me at #cowboycon THIS Sat, Mar 2 at 5pm! 🤠 #publicspeaking #universityofwyoming #studentactivities #uwyo #7220entertainment #wyoming #comiccon #actorslife #yeehaw

That time I caught a shrimp in my mouth, and my room key in someone’s soup! 🍤🥣 #skills #partytricks #ishouldhavemorefun #extra #extrovert #secretsroyalbeach #puntacana #dominicanrepublic #caribbean #vacation #hibachi #emmyperks

The ONLY drawback to vacationing alone is having to take #selfies. But that’s IT! #mejorsolaquemalacompanada #secretsresorts #puntacana #republicadomincana #islandlife #islabonita #emmyperks #independentwoman #freespirit #idowhatiwant #dontanswertonobody #dontfeelsorryforme Edit

Oh, ya know... Just your everyday, mid-day Monday FOAM PARTY!!! Like you do.

TODAY IS THE DAY WE APPARENTLY ALL POST PHOTOS OF THE PEOPLE WE’VE MET WHO WON OSCARS LAST NIGHT! 😜 #Congrats to all... I watched, then felt zero #fomo CUZ I’M IN THE CARIBBEAN, BITCHES!!!🤘🏼#wepa #oscars2019 #oscars #academyawards #winners #ladygaga #peterfarrelly #reginaking #skin #thecompanyyoukeep