I used to have long, beautiful nails. Then I watched last night’s “debate.” Now I have bloody stubs, and WILL be writing off my next manicure! 💅🏻 #photoby MR Paparazzi Point.B Creative LLC #makeupby @mayalandi #stylingby @stylingboston #editorialphotography #debates #nailbiter #shitshow #votehimout #bluewave #swingleft #votebiden

 

YOU GUYS. Remember when I posted PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE of a ghost hand groping #pepper? Well, I just noticed HE’S AT IT AGAIN!!! 👻👶🏻🍑🤏🏼 Either that, or the light just HAPPENS to CONSISTENTLY hit Ronaldmcdonkey’s tshirt just so?? 🤔 #coincidence #ithinknot #assman #peterlawford #ghosthand #phantom #spirit #haunted #evidence #proof

 

Y'all know I have a friendly ghost... He may or may not have checked in while recording the 1BR_Film episode of Reverie True Crime Podcast. It's a true crime that we won't ever know for sure!

https://linktr.ee/paigeelmore?fbclid=IwAR1jrBPfOSJZvuo-FHGXJeVz3MKh10rqkbn8ayPTxxDzB9Jkmq1rC1utXVw

One of the biggest, baddest horror sites in the UK, Dark Universe: Horror Database interviewed me and Team 1BR_Film. Madness ensues!

https://www.du-hd.com/interviews/interview-1br-director-david-marmor-producer-alok-mishra-composer-ronen-landa-actress-naomi-grossman-discuss-film/?fbclid=IwAR0HL3nhFUQGucQ-nY_jdgna1gLxP78w2fKdRmdiR79jsTtkzmZR6-26qow

1BR_Film's producer, Alok Mishra and I have gotten to a point with these podcasts where he can go pee, grab another beer, or have his internet go out, and I can just finish his story! Now THAT's what I call "The Power of Community," amiright, David Marmor?! Thanks, Horror Movie Talk Podcast for having us!

https://www.horrormovietalk.com/2020/09/23/1br-review/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=horrormovietalk&utm_term=1br&fbclid=IwAR3Mby47dTWq2aKGb87umuqUU0H1vDG80k_LVSaQegZ7FT1bMA4qD9N6ETQ

GAMERS! MAFIA is out TODAY!! And I’m in it! 🤗 Find me! (And maybe a way for me to listen?) 🤷🏻‍♀️🙏🏼🕹🎤 #mafia #mafiadefinitiveedition #mafiatriology #mafiagame #2k #mobwife #voiceover #voiceactor #actorslife #outtoday #thankyou @atlas_talent @2k

One Christmas, I gave my college boyfriend a #playboy calendar, with my face superimposed on all the bodies. (It was a HUGE hit with the grandparents, sittin’ around the tree as he opened it.) 🤪 WHO KNEW I’d one day have a fan (turn-friend!) doing the same thing, then silkscreening it on tshirts?!?! (If I may say so, it does feel better when it’s someone else!) 🤭 THANK YOU, Ronaldmcdonkey— now hit him up for your own! #ahs #pepper #playwithme #playmate #playboymagazine #covergirl #lovemyfans #fanart #ronaldmcdonkey #tshirt #actorslife

 

Congrats to Ms. New #1 on #Netflix: @mssarahcatharinepaulson, & Team @mrrpmurphy! Glad to keep it in the fam! 😉 1BR_Film #stans Ratched 🙌🙌🏻🙌🏼🙌🏽🙌🏾🙌🏿 #sarahpaulson #ratched

Hard to stay 6 feet away on a #tandem... But an awesome, alternate way to spend an already weird, #emmyday! 🤷🏻‍♀️ Thanks for the #bikeride & #boomerang, @mikesbikeshopla 💕🚲💨

How I miss wearing transparent dresses to fancy affairs... Pretending polite society isn’t subtly searching for my nibbly bits, to no avail! 🤪 Alas, tonight I’ll be zooming in my jammies, waxing nostalgic & cheering everyone on. 😷😢🥳 #emmys #memories #quarantinelife #coronapocalypse #televisionacademy #redcarpet #awardshow #goodluck #congrats #nominees #actorslife #exhibitionist

 

The only #fanart I ever gave was my friend, Diana Basmajian’s hand crocheted, #ruthbaderginsburg doll to one of the producers of RBG. (Though kinda wish I still had it to comfort me right now!) 😭 My condolences to those close to her, and of course, our country. 👩🏻‍⚖️💔🇺🇸 #rip #rgb

I KNEW this podcast on 1BR_Film would turn out well when it's host introduced me as a "genius." 😉 By the end, we really needed a room! 🥰 Join the love-fest, and give it a listen!!

Horror fans! (And anyone with a conscience, really.) I just watched a super-scary movie!!! A doc, called The Social Dilemma, all about how we're being psychologically manipulated on here. (So of course I'm programmed to immediately log-on and post about it!) All I can say is, THIS particular post is NOT fake news... It's just a podcast called It Came From The Radio with the team behind 1BR_Film: a fun, horror movie not NEARLY as horrifying as the crazy, zombie-story we're all in, just by virtue of READING THIS POST!!!

https://itcamefromtheradio.blogspot.com/2020/09/week-of-9142020-show.html?fbclid=IwAR0y-9PDWEIYuHP7a7ggxV0zNzLQdG6mvWIEl6Qe3ztTz0u8yH5h6cGP-_o

So Horrified Podcast discusses scary movies that are horrifying for all the wrong reasons. THIS TIME (and these are their words), they review a good movie! 1BR_Film!!

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1rs3flNXRijXtiBy2zBJnm?si=Igg4KSvdRq-a7HeAL_WsnA&fbclid=IwAR2aWI7afYBNfr-cUETVPh1DIj9FIwm4OEQOb4LEGUHp44WvdE2rLa8BO5I

Sorry to belabor this, but learning a new #yoga trick is seriously the most exciting thing to happen since March! #namaste to my #quaranteam: Stephanie Morrell & @cocodavinci for their inspiration & cinematography! 🙏🏼🤸🏻‍♀️🧘‍♀️📿 #parivrttasana #ashtanga #thirdseries #asana #yogaeverydamnday #covidtimes #speakeasy

Paranormal Activity: Stephanie Morrell’s Yoga Speakeasy! This demon has me doing 3 360 degree circles in a headstand, possessing me to become hyper-focused & ripped! 🧘‍♀️💪🏼 Kudos to @stephaniegerard for this incredible, found footage!! 🤯 #yoga #paranormalactivity #foundfootage #demon #possession #ashtanga #thirdseries #asana #parivrttasanaa

I KNOW! I’m the only one in the 🌎 who hasn’t seen Cobra Kai. (Fixing that!) But I HAVE acted the fool with William Zabka! 🤪 And if 1BR_Film HAD to give up our #1 spot on #netflix, I’m glad it was to him! 🥰 #williamzabka #badboys #cobrakai #dojo #karatekid #johnnylawrence #danielson #fight #actorslife

 

Global pandemic, racial tensions, financial ruin, buffoon-in-chief, and now wildfires rage... But, at least my BICEPS ARE ON FLEEK!!!! 💪🏼😷✊🏾🔥 #countyourblessings 📸: Jennifer Schemke

 

Genre film lovers will love this episode of Fractured Listens! (My mom, however, will not... 1BR_Film's producer drops too many F-bombs! She's listening, and keeping count, Alok Mishra!)

Spotify: https://t.co/QSkeEsmtiI Soundcloud: https://t.co/qHhFGHx0gx

I may be an architect’s daughter, and a sucker for design. But the National September 11 Memorial & Museum in NYC is a stunning, sobering experience for anyone’s daughter or son. 💔 #neverforget #911 #september11 #worldtradecenter #twintowers #memorial #onthisday #architecture #newyorkcity #nyc #newyork

Needapedicureasana! #yogaeverydamnday w/ Stephanie Morrell #titibhasana #fireflypose #asana #armbalance #ashtanga #yoga #footfetishnation

 

I try to stay "on brand" on here, but after 9 months of not seeing my mom, and I see her looking this fabulous on FB, I just gotta share. 2 years ago today, I took her to the Emmys (where she about upstaged me, cuz she looked the same)!

 

#happylaborday Last day I labored was Mar 11th... I hope to labor again soon— IN the spotlight, and not just ON it. 🙏🏼😬 #photoby Michael Lohr #makeup @miriamvukich #finishingtouches @martinatolotmoroder #editorial #photography #blackleather #badass #attitude #actorslife #hollywood #shutdown #coronapocalypse #laborday #vote

 

“Sleeping Yogi Pose,” AKA my new #tinder photo! 🤣 Just kidding—I’m not on there—but can’t help but think this’d have ‘em swiping right! 🍑💤🧘‍♀️💕 Stephanie Morrell #yoginidrasana #sleepingyogi #yogapose #yoga #asana #yogaeverydamnday #yogapractice #yogabooty #swiperight #single

 

Deep thoughts re: SuperHuman: The Invisible Made Visible with Naomi Grossman:

https://thriveglobal.com/stories/naomi-grossman-to-thine-own-self-be-true/?fbclid=IwAR0K9AS_oiyENw19eHLAhtzFaFaH5sMILnbLeYhoKdJcWjJ_RoApK8KAXzo

Thanks For Coming In is a great, weekly podcast about that one big role that got away... Find out mine, this week at www.linktr.ee/thanksforcomingin! #Podcast #ThanksForComingIn #AHS #AmericanHorrorStory #pepper #argentina #groundlings #quarantinelife #actorslife #interview #spotify #itunes #applepodcasts

Big ups to 1BR_Film's producer, Alok Mishra for getting me through this isolating time. Our podcasts, including this one with Texas Podcast Massacre, are a saving grace! (Y'all are my new best friends now!!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?utm_sq=gie3ey23fd&v=mNKMfDhavI8&ab_channel=TexasPodcastMassacre&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=texaspodcastmassacre&utm_content=throwbackthursday&fbclid=IwAR3yAqEguCPm1U2bx4XPVmPMRA0VHtzQvlXAEhriZ24qWDHbozXQKkvlhEg

1BR_Film is BIG IN JAPAN! Thanks to everyone around the world for supporting our little movie-that-could... and DID! #1 on Netflix, baby!!! 🍾🥂 #1br #horrormovie #indiefilm #netflixandchill #biginjapan #madhouse

 

September marks 6 months at my #yoga speakeasy. #namaste to my #guru, Stephanie Morrell, who essentially saved me as the studios closed, and took me from ugly-crying to grinning beyond recognition! 😆 #grateful #asana #kapyasana #crescentmoon #bound #variation #yogapose #coronapocalypse #quaranteam

 

My first, real “weekend” since March... Stole away to Palm Springs to celebrate my friend, Michael Ameel’s birthday. 🥳 #Netflix suggested we watch 1BR_Film, and lemme tell you, watching THEM watch it was almost as entertaining as the movie itself! 🤣😱 It started unassumingly with them just reclining on the couch... Soon they were standing a foot from the screen, screaming!!! Mission accomplished, Team #1BR!

 

I lost a friend this week. #RIP @pnoeric. The 🌎 is a less hilarious, fun place. 2020 is the absolute bratwurst.

 

I CANNOT BELIEVE that itty bitty movie I “special guest starred in,” is now #1 on Netflix in the U.S!!! 🤯 Just a week ago, we were strategizing our podcasts, and 1BR_Film’s producer said, “This is all about to end.” HA! This is JUST the BEGINNING, my friend!!! 🥳 Go Team #1br!!!

 

Happy (belated) National Dog Day. I was busy celebrating Women Equality Day... which REALLY shouldn’t be the same day! 🤦🏻‍♀️ Also, I’ve always been gap-toothed. Deal with it! #nationaldogday #womenequality #gaptooth #diastema #dentsdubonheur #luckyme #tbt #childhoodmemories #australianshepherd #blackandwhite

 

Listen sweeties, today at 3pm pacific, I’ll be on Listen Sweetie’s FB Live, talking 1BR_Film’s assent on Netflix (No. 1 in their “Popular” & “Suspense” lists!), among other things. 😉 Then, once the live is done, the audio will be streamed to all #podcast platforms. Thanks for listening, sweeties!

No, we’re not watching the #RNC (though we could be!). We were ACTUALLY looking for #chupacabras in #Chile! 🇨🇱 #goodtimes w/ Syfy Channel! 🙌🏼 #happybirthday, Neil Mandt! 😘

 

Spotted! First glimpse of “Janice” in 1BR_Film, who makes even gardening look sinister! 🌱 See what other mundane tasks she makes scary in #1BR, now #trending on #Netflix! What’s more, in the 🇺🇸 we’re ranked No. 4 in their Top 10 Movie List, No. 8 in their combined Movie/TV List, and the No. 2 Most Popular! (2nd only to Lucifer, who we can’t be mad at because he IS the dark lord, and therefore probably responsible for our assent to begin with!) Even better in 🇨🇦: No. 3 in their Top 10 Movie List, and No. 1 in New Movies! Not bad for the no-budget, little-movie-that-could! 🍾🥂🔥🙌🏼☠️🔪 #horrormovie #indiefilm #actorslife #netflixandchill

 

Thanks to everyone who watched 1BR_Film during its debut weekend, making it #5 on the Netflix charts! Here's a fun, follow-up podcast for you from "Sledgehammer Horror:"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7C851RZ6RA&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR0-j12Qlh4sIK04_5uCtWOvejgIBQv1O-kqsHbkiS0yREBnSxV6gXUtqJA

NOW TRENDING on Netflix: 1BR_Film! Let's show these big-budget, studio-films (also debuting this weekend, according to Forbes) what we’re made of! 💪🏼

https://www.forbes.com/sites/travisbean/2020/08/21/new-movies-netflix-amazon-hulu-hbo-disney-august-21-2020/?fbclid=IwAR0IcmwNg3UifeajdzT9_HXfftW6zROBWtno72QaCRM6vb8bmwkrVsFNGOQ#37a9e39b2bb7

Out TOMORROW on Netflix!!! 1BR_Film is among The New York Times' “Top New Scares” this summer!

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/20/movies/scary-movies-summer.html?fbclid=IwAR231wTv9bVGq2FBYXgueatqiARYSX85fDZsZ_OwOvv9slBXTQkdsuwHdtc

More creepy pictures of me!!! Shockingly, this is NOT Rosemary’s baby. This is my mother’s only baby, aka ME! 👶🏻 So OF COURSE I grew up to do horror!! ☠️🔪 The signs were there... from my infancy! #horror #creepybaby #babypic #rosemarysbaby #asign #writingonthewall #redflag #blackeye #possessed #hailsatan

 

How I’ve 💙ed seeing fierce, formidable women forming complete sentences this week! More of that, please!! 🙏🏼 In the meantime, here is how & where & with whom I personally find my focus & strength: 🙌🏼 Stephanie Morrell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X67BgkKbbmo&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR21AAD5LiM8TmrvAQu0w3LxPi6e7_1AJHfChRilpKFcf_VNGyvJwZCnPcE

For those who think I don’t take a bad photo! 😳🐝 #photoby @mrpaparazzi @pointb_creative_llc #makeupby @mayalandi #stylingby @stylingboston #editorialphotography #gonewrong #wearamask #wearbees #waitwhat #whatnottowear #whatwasithinking #pleasedontstingmemrbee #crosseyed #outtakes #awkwardfamilyphotos

Me to @michelleobama. #dnc #firstnight #missyou #michelleobama #slayed #chills #yesss #bluewave #whentheygolowwegohigh #itiswhatitis #vote

 

Oh, Pepper knows where the wild things are! 👕: @ronaldmcdonkey 📸: @debbiemartinez1212 #wildthings #ahs #pepper #lovemyfans #wherethewildthingsare

 

What Mercy Malick said. Basically, SAG-AFTRA is raising the requirements to qualify for health insurance at a time when there's not even acting-work to get! Amidst a pandemic no less!! 🤦🏻‍♀️

 

DO YOU FEEL THE ❤️?! 👶🏻 DOES!! @maharincess.steph surprised me with the ORIGINAL #artistproof sent to @breygent_marketing for their #ahs #tradingcards... ✍🏼 She was selected to do the #official #drawing for their #ahsasylum set (which I’ll photograph later— nothing’s happening so I gotta parse out my posts!), which she did just days after she had emergency bilateral carpal tunnel release surgery! 🤯 How talented and generous and incredible is she?! Thank 👼 she’s recovered, and her art is being enjoyed by #ahsfans everywhere! #fanart #lovemyfans #grateful #actorslife #feelthelove

 

The only thing that might make me happier, is if I actually *were* #mayarudolph right now!!! STRONG WOMEN who *actually* represent the diversity of this country for the WIN!!! 💪🏿💪🏾💪🏽💪🏼💪🏻 #photoby Genevieve Marie #museumofdreamspace #editorial #photography #bluewave #bidenharris2020

Nice try, @serien_movie_world, but I’ve been July since March. #2020challenge #pepper #ahs #ahsasylum #ahsfreakshow #ahsapocalypse #coronapocalypse

 

I just learned I’m essential! 💪🏼🧠 #photoby Michael Lohr #makeup @miriamvukich #finishingtouches @martinatolotmoroder #editorial #photography #essentialworker #openforbusiness #letsdothis #comeatme #bringiton #hollywood #work #werk #basicblack #normcore

 

I miss #sundayfunday with my #squad... gettin’ my hair did on the dance floor, like you do. But today, we have a #covidtimes alternative! At 1pm PST/4pm EST/9pm BST, hunker down in your however many BR, and watch 1BR_Film (available on iTunes or Amazon.com) as the cast, director & producers #livetweet for the #fracturedvisionsfilmfestival! Just follow #fracvisathome on Twitter to join in the fun! #1br_film #darkskyfilms

 

Is it November yet? 🙄 #photoby Michael Lohr #makeup @miriamvukich #finishingtouches @martinatolotmoroder #isitnovemberyet #pandemiclife #waitinggame #vote #editorial #photography #normcore #attitude #tbt #actorslife

 

1BR_Film's producer, Alok Mishra told me beforehand that Alternate Ending was a Northwestern University alumni podcast... So I wore my purple, ready to rally my fellow Wildcats, and retaliate against his alma mater, University of Southern California for ruining our Rose Bowl Game '95! But then I remembered our director, David Marmor went to Harvard University, so then we were ALL schooled. Hilarity ensues! Have a listen:

https://www.alternateending.com/podcast/behind-the-scenes-1br-interview?fbclid=IwAR3vGnUxxtOGMNPihyIKsSHow11LC5lbAS-wdgukSja8TM8IovhbdYoWS2w

#happybirthday #lucilleball! (My #halfbirthday, btw.) Among my million other, ding-a-ling, actor side-hustles, I “worked” as a Lucille Ball impersonator, storming @cubagoodingjr at the #ratrace #redcarpet & #premiereparty back in 2001. This photo appeared the next day in People. Can you tell which Lucy is me?? 😳 #tbt #actorslife #peoplemagazine #cubagoodingjr #sidehustle #ilovelucy

I know I’m beating a dead horse (or maybe it’s my own booty), but stay with me!!! Y’all know I live in a haunted condo, right? 👻 Check out the phantom-hand grabbing Pepper’s right butt-cheek!!! 👶🏻🍑 Might THAT account for the mysterious bruising on my right back-side?! 🤔 I KNOW no one here believes in ghosts... 😉🙋🏻‍♀️ (Oh, and since everyone’s asking, hit up Ronaldmcdonkey or go to www.ronaldmcdonkey.com for your own shirt! This one’s mine!) 📸: @imene.esq #ghost #phantom #haunted #evidence #proof #ibelieve