Sunday Fundays of yore. #wig Fifi Mahony's #remember #sundayfunday #fabulousness #saudade

 

Always dress for the occasion! 💉 My mom may not have hammed for the camera, but she DID get her 1st #covid #vaccine yesterday! 💚💙❤️👶🏻🥳 #hugs #imminent #ahs #pepper #fangirl #exclusive #merch

 

Who needs a boyfriend, when you have fans that send you chocolate?! 🍫 #thankyou @naomipepperfan #lovemyfans #lovechocolate #loveisallyouneed

 

 

Happy hump day. ✨ #photoby Casey Curry Photography #makeup #wig Micheline Pitt #artdirection Justin Bauer #editorialphotography #humpday #ladylumps

This is my favorite face I make. How I don’t book every role I audition for with it is beyond me. 🤣 Grateful to my trusted coach, Marcus Folmar for reigning in all my #snark! 😘 #actorslife #selftape #audition #wtfface #blooper #take2 #redo #doover #bts #hollywood

Public Met my daily word quota with Mad Bros Media. (A Covid Times-win!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?fbclid=IwAR2Xd_wZHlDgw2uaVODojOyFIKyBtNoL-u3ypmLHysPu7gfm9kWZ_iTLqio&v=E3T7ZLMmdq0&feature=youtu.be

Saturday nights of yore. #remember #dresses #dranks #ahsasylum #premiere #party #hollywood #actorslife #precovid19 #thosewerethedays #backintheday #goodolddays #saudade

 

Cuz I’m strong enough, I’m flexible enough, and doggone it, I practice at it an hour and a half everyday! 💪🏼 #thanksto Stephanie Morrell #photoby Danny Hulsizer #jumpsuit Shama Jade Luxury Activewear #yoga #cranepose #core #strength #flexibility #discipline #practicemakesprogress #itsthejourneynotthedestination #stayinthegame #eyesontheprize #lovewhatyoudo #dowhatyoulove #iloveyoga #doyoga #yogaeverydamnday

 

#TBT to when we showed our full face. #photoby Casey Curry Photography #makeup Micheline Pitt #artdirection Justin Bauer art #editorialphotography #photoshoot #mood #pandemiclife #cheekbones #shorthairdontcare #seriously #dontcare

 

The big winners from my birthday trivia should be receiving my booty on a keychain soon! 🍑 Thanks to all who participated, & Marcus Folmar for being the roast host with the most!

 

FELIZ CARNAVAL! 🎉 I know I post some variation of this pic every #fattuesday, never mind that it’s the face, err #booty of my one-woman show, #carnivalknowledge. But hey, no one’s complaining! #🍑 #carnaval #mardigras #fantasia #whodat #nolatillyadie #brasileiradealmaecoraçao #bootyfordays #datassthough #bootilicious #bootybootybootybootyrockineverywhere #badonkadonk #ilikebigbutts #bundagostosa #tremendoculo #muevetucucu

 

It’s #presidentsday. The day we celebrate our real presidents! 💙🇺🇸 (Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m just gonna look the other way, while this fake one incites an insurrection.) #photoby Casey Curry Photography #makeup #wig Micheline Pitt #artdirection Justin Bauer art #editorialphotography #1950s #noir #hitchcock #americanhorrorstory #shameonyou #gop #notoverit #happypresidentsday

 

Nobody puts Naomi in the corner. Unless the corner is #red, I’m wearing a #reddress, it’s #valentinesday AND #chinesenewyear. Then, yes, #photographer @jamesfranklinofficial, #makeupartist @ruthbmedrano & #wardrobestylist Pinup Girl Clothing absolutely did! ❤️ #happyvalentinesday #vday #happychinesenewyear #lunarnewyear #yearoftheox #editorialphotography #redwall

 

What a blow to our #democracy. 💔 #shame #darkday #merica #remembertheirnames #guilty #photoby Casey Curry Photography #makeup #wig Micheline Pitt #artdirection Justin Bauer art #editorialphotography #hitchcock #1950s #noir

 

Woah! Witnesses now? OK! You got my attention! 😳 #photoby Casey Curry Photography #makeup #wig Micheline Pitt #artdirection Justin Bauer #editorialphotography #1950s #noir #hitchcock #eyesontheroad

 

Me, watching this #seanhannity mix-tape of a “defense.” Pfft! Indefensible. 😤 #photoby Casey Curry Photography #wig #makeup Micheline Pitt #artdirection Justin Bauer #currentmood #fbf #editorialphotography

 

Happening tomorrow (2/13), via True Beauty Discovery! Register now at truebeautydiscovery.org 🤩 #excusemybeauty #truebeautydiscovery #lectureseries #publicspeaking #seminar #wildfeminist #hollywood #actorslife

 

I had a nice chat with The DK Project yesterday. Eavesdrop here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tExF51iWoac&fbclid=IwAR1IFF85iAoEIXDDbJWhtAFHwVH4gxKpvLiMXgWCvbenSHTPwn3NwrPZGT8

No wonder I’ve made a career playing monosyllabic grunters! 🤦🏻‍♀️ #shoutout to my #stylist, Styled by a Ginger & #coach, Marcus Folmar’s THE BOOKING ROOM for always making me look & act like a boss (even when I don’t sound like it). #actorslife #selftape #audition #hollywood #bts #bloopers #take2 #doover #tryagain #likeaboss #tonsils

On my special day, @stephaniefrancismorrell’s yoga speakeasy indulged me in the entire #ashtanga #secondseries, all dressed in pink! 💕 Here I am in #padma #pincha #mayurasana, aka #lotus #forearmstand, in my #birthday tutu & tiara. 👑 #yoga #pink & #posingforthecamera... These are a few of my favorite things! 🤸🏻‍♀️💕📸 Namastay awesome, yogi-friends!! 🧘🏻‍♀️🧘🏻‍♂️

 

Last night I had a 4.5 hour birthday zoom "roast" with my nearest and dearest (and others as far as Australia, Argentina, Mexico, and Tim Dans below in Canada). My heart is SO FULL from all that was said (and signed-- again, thanks to Tim in Winnipeg!), that I thought I'd share. (Watch to the end... it's funny cuz it's true!)

It’s ALMOST my favorite day of the year!!! 🎂 Thank you to the powers-that-be for the birthday-booking, and to @pixel_envy & @pjeller for helping me whoop it up! 🙌🏼 SO MUCH to celebrate!!!💥#grateful #birthdaygirl

What’s in the box? I’m not gonna tell you what’s in the box! I’m gonna #jjabrams the 💩 outta what’s in this box!! But I assure you: whatever’s in this box is WORTH THE WAIT! 📦 #photoby Casey Curry Photography #makeup #wig Micheline Pitt #artdirection Justin Bauer #wardrobe Pinup Girl Clothing #editorialphotography #marilynmonroe #whatsinthebox #mysterybox #waitforit #comingsoon

 

I was tickeled when American Horror Story director & cinematographer, Michael Goi asked me to speak for True Beauty Discovery (of which he's a founding member & board director). In my talk, entitled "Excuse My Beauty," I'll discuss my complex relationship with beauty & Hollywood, and what it means to be a self-proclaimed, “wild feminist.” Sat, Feb 13, 11am PST. Register here, for free!

https://www.truebeautydiscovery.org/workshops-seminars?fbclid=IwAR16SQjUuP3QtPeO54VSKQA13qnrSctKgMBxrsxX6kM3hm4ryOe4Q4rVfXw

Groundhog saw his shadow today— just like Pepper, back in the day! #throwback #dontgetexcited #pepper #ahs #bts #greenscreen #shadow #groundhogday #feb2 #punxsutawneyphil #6moreweeks #winter

 

It’s my BIRTHDAY MONTH... birthday WEEK! 🥳 This year promises to be a lot less handsy. 👋🏻👋🏼👋🏽👋🏾👋🏿 Just means EVEN MORE (completely consensual) grabs-n-gropes next year! 🥰 Miss you, lovers! 💔 #photoby @genevievemuree

How over this pandemic (& non-stop #tbt) are you? This much? THIS MUCH?? #photoby @jamesfranklin #makeup @ruthbmedrano #overit #thismuch #coronapocalypse #quarantinelife #covidtimes #quirky #character #actorslife

 

How I define "success" has changed for me along the way, and I talk all about it on The Road to Rediscovery Podcast! Tune & (re)discover something:

https://rediscover.libsyn.com/naomi-grossman-charting-her-own-course?tdest_id=2208917&fbclid=IwAR3lASbCRH9pVZfNXQ-b9fIICxdLl1EOwqIEoRz95S9NEm_edbiuCtRe-kY

#tbt to me ALMOST becoming famous as the worst waitress in restaurant history. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Outdoor dining reopens in CA tomorrow... 🙌🏼 be I won’t be waiting on you! #photoby @jamesfranklinofficial #makeupby @ruthbmedrano #prettyinpink #wantfrieswiththat #getemyourself

 

Ugly-crying in Arabic. 1BR_Film is #1 in Egypt, Bahrain & Qatar on the iTunes horror charts AND now showing on the big screen in Cairo! 🇪🇬🇧🇭🇶🇦 #horror #whattodo #cairo #egypt #bahrain #qatar #middleeast #arabic #subtitles #itunes #nowshowing #intheaters

 

Phew! That could've gone either way!! 🙂

SCREENRANT: American Horror Story: 5 Actors That Need To Return To The Show (& 5 That Can Stay Away) 

Seriously feeling this new, short shag! (My camera wouldn’t even focus on the pigtails I had before!) @brandonliberati, you’re a magician! 🎩🐰💇🏻‍♀️ #newdo #whodis #shag #haircut #shaghaircut #shorthair #dontcare #feelingmyself

Some more fun, found footage for my new #tiktok. (This was just after the #ahs #asylum wrap.) Can you tell I’m excited to get a haircut tomorrow?! 💇🏻‍♀️ #haircut #pepper #ahsasylum #throwback #shorthairdontcare #actorslife

I just joined #tiktok, and am up +80K followers in -2 weeks! Follow me there if you haven’t yet— it’s proving to be a fun place for never-before-seen, found footage like this! 💫 #ahs #freakshow #ahsfreakshow #throwback #pepper #haircut #headshave #bald #shorthairdontcare #actorslife

Flash waaaaaay back Friday! Can you spot the little patriot-Naomi? 🇺🇸 (It helps that our names are on our shirts!) #fbf #flashbackfriday #backintheday #goodolddays #youngamericans #merica #childrenstheatre #kidskits #comedyworksdenver #hinthint #frontandcenter

 

Now, if we could just get this virus to go away too! 🦠😳 #photoby Casey Curry Photography #makeup #hair Micheline Pitt #wardrobe Pinup Girl Clothing #artdirection Justin Bauer #editorial #editorialphotography #photoshoot #noir #damselindistress #classic #1950s #hitchcock #stircrazy #shutin #stayathomeorder #coronapocalypse #quarantinelife

 

Yay! It’s the dawn of a new day! A new administration!! Let’s get on with the show!!! 🤗💕🇺🇸 #photoby Casey Curry Photography #makeup #hair Micheline Pitt #artdirection Justin Bauer #inaugurationday #byedon #celebrate #editorial #editorialphotography #photoshoot #onwiththeshow #classic #1950s #starlet #actorslife

 

One more day. #photoby Casey Curry Photography #makeup #hair Micheline Pitt #artdirection Justin Bauer #byetrump #endofanera #carwreck #editorial #editorialphotography #classic #noir #damselindistress #1950s #hitchcock #actorslife

It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white. Happy MLK Day! 🖤🤍 #photoby Casey Curry Photography #makeup #hair Micheline Pitt #artdirection Justin Bauer

 

If you missed the 1BR_Film team & I on this week's Without Your Head live via zoom, you can still catch it here via youtube. Cheers!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr5bm0r-XP8&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR1ludLQDvtoOjmt5Kz7fLIcyBoop7fHb9ErsWGWE53B6A7doiRnhy3Cl54

I lost another person close to me to #Covid today. I cried saying goodbye then, just as I cry saying goodbye again now. 💔 Que descanse en paz, Jorge Fiameni. 🇦🇷

 

Podcast, yoga, podcast, yoga, eat, sleep, rinse, repeat!

https://watchifyoudare.podbean.com/e/minisode-2-1br-interview-w-alok-mishra-naomi-grossman/?fbclid=IwAR1CnmKZPjED9OSYEV79RlluJ6LgjGsPW7FuvO60ATGsCEu01kZ0hjsHjK8

Lucky number 7 hours from now (7pm EST/4pm PST), you too can live video-chat with me & the cast/crew of 1BR_Film! Watch here, or Zoom into Without Your Head live!

https://www.facebook.com/events/889515638466001/

Back to this regularly scheduled program. 😬 Are you watching too? 😳 #photoby @caseycurry #hairandmakeup @michelinepitt #artdirection @justinbauerart #editorial #photoshoot #editorialphotography

 

Join me for Alex's Lemonade Stand Foundation's "Virtual Lemon Ball," fighting childhood cancer. Not to mention my own solitude! 🤣

https://event.gives/lemonball/items/144487?fbclid=IwAR3Ss3V336CqaDl0oQViGx8UPaqEheIZoCyfvjtuvW4gEELrG4O3LhFfK54

DreamPath Podcast gives such a (personally hilarious) and kind follow-up to our interview, I have to share: "I think she was a little deprived of human contact because of the pandemic... But it's not like she just likes to talk, it's that she has something really profound to say."

https://www.dreampathpodcast.com/podcasts/episode-88-recap-naomi-grossman-takeaways-bryan-becomes-a-grandpa-and-whats-next/?fbclid=IwAR0qNa8msVWplNAPtMvxEGQ5i24L430LeoagfktI1QryfgINQinIo0SB_pE

The best kind of #fanart is the kind your dad does. 🥰 Theodor Grossman Art #mydad #portrait #blackandwhitedrawing #pencilsketch #digitaldrawing #procreateart #digitalart #paotw

DreamPath Podcast conducted one of the best interviews I’ve ever done. 👏🏼 #ahsfans, #aspiringactors, and/or just creatives in a rut: ✅ the #dreampath #podcast on iTunes, Spotify, YouTube, or their website for some 🙌🏼 &💎! #actorslife #interview #ahs #ahsfreakshow #freakshow #pepper #jessicalange #sarahpaulson

Me, glued to the news yesterday. What an American horror story. 😳🇺🇸☠️💔 #photoby @caseycurry #hairandmakeup Micheline Pitt #artdirection Justin Bauer #throwback #butnotreally #editorial #photoshoot #editorialphotography #rearviewmirror #hindsightis2020 #trainwreck #shitshow #makeamericasaneagain #americanhorrorstory

 

Serving up #StaceyAbrams realness since #1983. The takeaway: DON’T MESS WITH THE DIASTEMA!!! 💙💪🏽🇺🇸👏🏼🍑 #throwback #3rdgrade #diastema #gaptooth #thankyou #georgia

 

This weekend, somewhere out in the pacific, our sailboat hit SOMETHING... Rock? Land? We don’t know, except that it was big and loud and scary and we nearly capsized! 😬 But we didn’t!! We just sailed right on... which I think is a GREAT OMEN for the year to come. 🙏🏼 #2021 #goodomens #imonaboat #photoby @rob_brody #hairby #covid_19

Kicking off the new year on Filmcraziest:

https://filmcraziest.com/2021/01/02/the-filmcraziest-show-naomi-grossman-american-horror-story/?fbclid=IwAR0wOTPVlQiNxicFl8e22aBtdJAFvOinu9btFuKFj-1Ei2XLs0XtEsz0ZkY

I would normally NEVER authorize a photo in horizontal stripes, NEVER MIND next to a 30 lb person! But THAT’s the silver lining of cancelling Christmas! #funaunt

 

Last night on Story Worthy’s @storysmash, I told a ridiculous story about my mom, and how she doesn’t really eat. Since a picture’s worth a thousand words (even in a storytelling show), I promised to post this photo of my favorite meal she made the last time I visited: a teeny-weeny filet mignon, baby baked potato, and 12 peas. Bon petite appetite! Thanks for watching #storysmash! And thank you, #storyworthy for having me!

 

Not this year! 😷🤧🥳 I’d say #happynewyear but we did that last year, and we all know how that went! 😱😭🤯 #happy2021 #silverlining #nofomo #ahs #meme @onesassygay

 

I know, all you wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom a storytelling gameshow. But what else is there to do?! "Join us" tomorrow, in 2021!

https://www.facebook.com/events/217605213287088/

In a year with not a lot of highlights, being in one of Variety AND Roger Ebert's Top 20 "Best Horror Movies of 2020" was definitely one of them! Go Team 1BR_Film!! May 2021 have more highlights, and less horror (OFF-screen, that is!).

https://variety.com/lists/best-horror-movies-2020/1br-2/?fbclid=IwAR2CbUwGm_HHGnzpTrbMV_lti4bLtu8uakUqA-0mc4TmNvJ2O8M8ECN6PoA

It’s a titty bit nipply out there today! ❄️❄️ #photoby @jiffyjojrod #hairandmakeup @mbanks00 #winter #weather #tidbit #nippy #nip #editorial #blackandwhite #throwback #photoshoot

 

If only the Cats flew (and had cast me), it MIGHT'VE been this good!

https://www.dreadcentral.com/news/365663/sky-sharks-to-be-unleashed-on-blu-ray-dvd-in-february/?fbclid=IwAR33lEZIVOkX9jkKq_HTfb17ZCSv2U_oMsXNbkW2yVf_l-28tZe38-j6qmU

Spent some of the holiday yesterday with my talented photographer-friend, #jamesfranklin. When he asked what I wanted for Christmas, I said, “Those photos we took years ago that never saw light of day!” So, Santa delivered!! 🎁 #merrychristmas #photoby @jamesfranklinofficial #dressby @pinupgirlclothing #makeupby @ruthbmedrano #editoral #throwback #reddress #redwall #pixiecut #pinupgirl

 

Bah Humbug! #currentmood #christmasiscancelled #notthisyear #scrooge #bahhumbug #yogaeverydamnday #Anahattassna #yogapose #yogapants by 4tinyyogis #yoga by Stephanie Morrell #photo by Danny Hulsizer

 

It’s Christmas Eve! (Like everyday, where all I do is yoga!)🧘🏻‍♀️So what if I failed to point my toes? I’m balancing on my elbows! 💪 It’s OK that I can’t see my family this year... They’re alive & well to see next year. 😔🙏🏼🥰🤸🏻‍♀️#yoga #elbowstand #sayanasana #yogapose #deepthoughts #choosejoy #perspective #pandemiclife #coronapocalypse #merrychristmas #photoby Stephanie Morrell

 

If 2020 were a #selfie, #amiright? Surprisingly, this was taken in 2018, #onset of Spirit Movie Productions’ “MurderRX;” now available for FREE on Tubi! https://bit.ly/MurderRXTubi ✅ it out—if anything, to see the other guy!

 

1BR_Film producer, Alok Mishra and I talk casting catastrophes, production offices ablaze, and a high-speed chase with a HOT FELON! Behind the Screams respond in their fantastic, Scottish brogue. It's like music, really. Give it a listen!

https://www.behindthescreams.co.uk/podcast/episode/4bec2dbf/bonus-interview-with-naomi-grossman-1br-american-horror-story-and-alok-mishra-producer-of-1br?fbclid=IwAR3H8aJOIfMwhgc9rhmg9yOZCXZ1dy2QndP5W7T4W4fauKHD4PnX-VgEy5w

My mom is 82 today! 🥳 THIS is how I typically spend her birthday/the holidays: listening to her practice in her concert hall-house, which my architect-dad designed. 🥰 NOW you know why I’m so bummed about not going home! 😢#homesweethome #stayathomeorder #happybirthdaymom #missyou #taosnewmexico

What’s getting you through this? 🤷🏻‍♀️ I wheely wanna know! 🤸🏻‍♀️⭕️ #seewhatididthere #dharmayogawheel #yoga #scorpion #armstand #variation #yogapose #yogaeverydamnday #pandemiclife 📸: Stephanie Morrell 👗: Shama Jade Luxury Activewear

Tonight marks my Uncle Mark's final appearance (after 33 years) on PBS NewsHour. His conservative counterpart, David Brooks wrote this lovely tribute to him in the The New York Times, in which he recounts their "thousands of disagreements over the years, but never a second of acrimony." I really hope for this for us, here on FB.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/17/opinion/mark-shields-liberalism.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage&fbclid=IwAR0UZsh5G27l9bWPQsrZoz7UOq2JKAFr4AdAh66QTO10jLjoDtTxog8U7Y4

As if 2020 weren't scary enough, 1BR_Film is #2 on BuzzFeed’s illustrious list of 13 "scary as hell" movies this year!

https://www.buzzfeed.com/michelelbird/horror-movies-that-scared-the-crap-out-of-us-this-year?fbclid=IwAR2giwKKKNUIf2B1iCRZ66ceng9E5IiVUlwQRt72k0Y2e13C4lZto9Uu2wM

If you ever wondered where I got my dramatic flair, it’s in the right hand corner. Last night my mom was a TOUR-DE-FORCE in her local (Taos), Christmas play via Zoom. 👏🏼 Bravo, Martha Grossman! Act for that back row!! 🤣 I LOVE that you’re following in my footsteps! 🥰 #taos #taosonstage #christmasplay #zoom #youtube #itsinthegenes #appledoesntfallfarfromthetree #likemotherlikedaughter #thisexplainsalot

 

#happybirthday Jyoti Amge! (I tried to get my friend, Silvana to let me hold her and make you a similar greeting, but it got weird.) #ahs #bts #ahsfreakshow #weareallfreaks #jyotiamge #mapetite #sizedoesntmatter

This is me & my favorite, famous uncle, Mark Shields— a Washington Post syndicated columnist & regular on PBS NewsHour. After 33 years on PBS Friday nights, I’m gonna miss seeing him on my TV! 😢 Bravo, Uncle Mark on an amazing career, from which we’ve ALL benefited! 👏🏼🇺🇸💙

 https://www.pbs.org/newshour/press-releases/mark-shields-to-step-down-as-friday-night-regular-on-pbs-newshour?fbclid=IwAR2dCJK6gmRtskduWScHCFzN7tjYQdKLo8UPlFqIxZfUUS8C7TUKN_mrAns