Welp! Once again, fan-mail->waterworks! Years ago, a fan battling cancer reached out with one wish: to visit the set of American Horror Story. I must've forwarded his request to the right channels, because I just got this lovely letter detailing his tour, complete with pics of his trip & fan-art! @GermanicRebuke, I don't know if you'll see this, but I'm THRILLED to hear you got your wish, and that I got mine! You are healthy again!!! 😂📽💀👶🏻

I know we're not supposed to trust the media anymore, but there's a really lovely article on me in Amaré Magazine. Trust it!

http://www.amaremagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/woocommerce_uploads/2017/06/Smaller-Compressed-Amare-Number-4.pdf

Shoe Land, you're once, twice, three times a sandal! And I thank you!

Ahoy, friends & fans! Miss me? I've been lost at sea! My dear friend, Mair Heller flew in from NYC, and whisked me away to a lesbian wedding on a yacht... I woke up the next morning in a bed with 3 gay guys in Orange County. Doh!

#tbt: Two hams & a pair of Bighorn Rhino sunglasses. Don't worry, Patricia Stephens, Imma get you a pair of your own! ❤️️😎🇬🇧💋

As much as I love to get away, I do love L.A. 💕

Short hair, don't care! Did I mention I'm digging this 'do in my new Impressions Vanity?

It's hot... too hot to wear clothes, never mind leave the house. Fortunately, my smoking hot hairdresser, Brandon Liberati makes house-calls. (Though his steamy good-looks are hardly helping this temperature-situation.) 😜💇🏻🔥😍

More shots where that last one came from... Hard NOT to look good in an Impressions Vanity Co. with Brandon Liberati styling you!

I call this: "Actress in her Boudoir." Courtesy of Impressions Vanity Co.'s stunning, new mirror, Brandon Liberati's sexy, summer pixie, and my YogaWorks/good gene-booty!

Love my Dad, despite the creepy pornstache he surprised me with at my Northwestern University graduation (featuring, coincidentally, commencement speaker-creeper, Bill Cosby). Btw, mistrial? Who else is going to the reunion?? HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, DAD!!! ❤️

Finally getting back to normal, after 3 weeks of anything but. MERCI Loïc Bugnon & everyone behind Festival Bloody week-end, for the honor of being on your jury. I'm still processing it, in all it's wonderful weirdness!

The Rocky Horror Picture Show's #Magenta (Patricia Stephens) just made our photo her profile pic. And for that, I am dancing "The Time Warp" alone in my living room!

#tbt... #fbf? I'm so jet-lagged I dunno what day it is. Though I do know I loved being pampered & presenting at the Fashion Worked #FWAwards at #londonmensfashionweek, thanks to Courtney Blackman & Candid Magazine. Styled by: Rebekah Roy Dress by: AlexanderMcqueen Hair by: Vidal Sassoon Makeup by: AOFM Makeup

I have THE MOST FUN FRIENDS!!! Gracias Christian Schliep, danke Eric Mueller, grazie Diana Century, merci Carly Abramowitz, Valerie MacCarthy & Matthew Schonfield, and thank you Courtney Blackman, James Rumsey & Patricia Stephens for the splendid summer vacay! Miss you already!!

Damnit, Janet! It's my last lunch in #london!! With whom better than #rockyhorrorpictureshow's #magenta, Patricia Stephens!

Seriously, London? You too?? #FWAwards

Outfits perhaps not appropriate for Parker Days. 😜 W/ my first friend/fashion tycoon, Courtney Blackman at Candid Magazine issue 15 launch party; photo by: Ricky Darko, makeup by: Michelle Mitchell from AOFM Makeup.

Who says men can't have fun with fashion?!? #londonmensfashionweek has been a blast! Thank you, @roxy4sassoon @sassoonsalons @AOFmakeup @mehwishzamankhan @guysdollsinfo @stoerskincare @browsbyfajj @hermione_della_ruby @armine_ohan for jzshouing me at the #lmfw #groomingroom w/ Courtney Blackman & Candid Magazine!

My 1st friend, Courtney Blackman throws the best parties in London! (How did I get such great taste at age 2?!?) Congratulations on the launch of Candid Magazine's new issue with Danny Jones Mcfly! **Styled by Rebekah Roy, jacket by Melissa Obika, makeup by Michelle Mitchell from @AOFMakeup. Photo by: Adam Sorgani. #candidmagazine #lfwm

It just so happens that my 1st friend ever (who I met when I was 2), Courtney Blackman is the editor-in-chief of Candid Magazine; so she has ALL the connections for London Fashion Week #lmfw. So, that's where I am! (The other pride, basically.) 😉Cheers, London!! Photo by: Courtney Blackman.

This wine does not suck. Nor swallow! #bigcoq

Last night in Paris, my buddy, Matthew Schonfield and I stopped into a bar, spoke briefly to the bouncer, then turned and walked away... 30 seconds later, he came running down the street, calling after us, "Excusez-moi! Are you an actress?! You are from American Horror Story! You made me cry!" This is Michel, the bouncer. He is my new BFF.

https://www.facebook.com/naomi.grossman.5/posts/10154878200728802

So, the garçons may not have made love to my arms (like they did in Italy)-- but otherwise, I give last night out in Paris with my college bestie a 5-star, A++, 10 outta 10, rave review! Merci, Carly! Et vous aussi, Valerie! Vous tous me manquez déjà!

Loads of Pepper-dos out & about in Paris today. Something tells me their agents didn't negotiate enough

I know it's Paris out there-- I should be out, sucking in all the culture-- but I kinda wanna just stay in & do yoga with Carly Abramowitz's little yogini! Très cute!!

https://www.facebook.com/naomi.grossman.5/posts/10154866564973802

BARISTAS: TAKE NOTE! THIS is CUSTOMER SERVICE.

They said I was "too sexy" to enter the Duomo. I guess some things you just can't help! #meh #sorrynotsorry #excusemybeauty #gottabeme #liveyourtruth #tothineownselfbetrue Amazing day & photo by: Diana Century

Celeb-sighting/shout-out to all my Argentinos: MIREN A QUIEN ENCONTRÉ! Javier Zanetti, zaguero de F.C. Internazionale, y la hincha mía, Club Atlético Talleres de Córdoba capiiiiiiiiital! #olé #laT 🇦🇷⚽️

Visiting a friend in Lake Como, Italy. No, not Clooney... Even better (personally, as you can see by my smile): fellow, former Red Bull girl (from another lifetime), Diana Century!

Too bad we can't post nipples ;) — at Frauenbad Züri.