Ahoy, friends & fans! Miss me? I've been lost at sea! My dear friend, Mair Heller flew in from NYC, and whisked me away to a lesbian wedding on a yacht... I woke up the next morning in a bed with 3 gay guys in Orange County. Doh!
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- Welp! Once again, fan-mail->waterworks! Years ago,...
- I know we're not supposed to trust the media anymo...
- Shoe Land, you're once, twice, three times a sanda...
- Ahoy, friends & fans! Miss me? I've been lost at s...
- #tbt: Two hams & a pair of Bighorn Rhino sunglasse...
- As much as I love to get away, I do love L.A. 💕
- Short hair, don't care! Did I mention I'm digging ...
- It's hot... too hot to wear clothes, never mind le...
- More shots where that last one came from... Hard N...
- I call this: "Actress in her Boudoir." Courtesy of...
- Love my Dad, despite the creepy pornstache he surp...
- Finally getting back to normal, after 3 weeks of a...
- The Rocky Horror Picture Show's #Magenta (Patricia...
- #tbt... #fbf? I'm so jet-lagged I dunno what day i...
- I have THE MOST FUN FRIENDS!!! Gracias Christian S...
- Damnit, Janet! It's my last lunch in #london!! Wit...
- Seriously, London? You too?? #FWAwards
- Outfits perhaps not appropriate for Parker Days. ...
- Who says men can't have fun with fashion?!? #londo...
- My 1st friend, Courtney Blackman throws the best p...
- It just so happens that my 1st friend ever (who I ...
- This wine does not suck. Nor swallow! #bigcoq
- Last night in Paris, my buddy, Matthew Schonfield ...
- So, the garçons may not have made love to my arms ...
- Loads of Pepper-dos out & about in Paris today. So...
- I know it's Paris out there-- I should be out, suc...
- BARISTAS: TAKE NOTE! THIS is CUSTOMER SERVICE.
- They said I was "too sexy" to enter the Duomo. I g...
- Celeb-sighting/shout-out to all my Argentinos: MIR...
- Visiting a friend in Lake Como, Italy. No, not Clo...
- Too bad we can't post nipples ;) — at Frauenbad Züri.
