Stole an interview with Adam Crookes in Crookes Magazine! Check it, along with pics by Ricky Middlesworth & Genevieve Marie at http://adamcrookes.com/edition18.pdf

 
 

Face beat: Hosway Morbak; Hair slicked: Brandon Liberati; Shawl knit: Natalia Fedner Design; Moment captured: Stefan Pinto; Vulnerability: me

It is a dream for me too to have amaazzzing writers create roles with me in mind. Can't wait to shoot Bite Me - The Movie!

Wonder Woman is a mindset! (I have after coffee.) Thanks to my superhero glam-squad, Hosway Morbak & Brandon Liberati, I am caffeinated & ready to lasso the weekend!

Happy Shark Week, y'all! (Now let's talk about this movie I'm in!)

http://horrorfreaknews.com/sky-sharks-sci-fi-horror-movie-starring-tony-todd-no-ones-talking/18931

Excited to join the ranks of these master teaching heavyweights at the Young Actors' Theatre Camp in Santa Cruz 2 weeks from today!

https://www.campyatc.com/

T minus 2 weeks for ScareLA 2017 : The Los Angeles Summer Halloween Convention! Come see me Sat, Aug 5 @ 1:30pm for the "Dark Divas" panel, where I'll be dishing with other Halloween queens & powerhouse female creators. Get 25% off general admission and fear freak tix using the code: 25SCARES. Scare you there! ;)

http://www.scarela.com

SO HAPPY to have such sexy princess-friends! 😃😃

No, I am not at #SDCC. And I am not happy about it! However, I will be at DBQ Con. I AM happy about that! :)

Another write-up on our fearless zombedy-writer/director/producer, Anne Welles, via Anzzia Magazine:

https://view.joomag.com/anzzia-magazine-72017/0962184001496776662?short

Sad to hear of the late, great George Romero's passing... But pleased to report: the undead genre is not dead! The very alive @AnneWelles directed the brains outta me, Kane Hodder, Gary Anthony Williams, Sandi McCree, and a bunch of other scary-funny folks! Coming soon to a screen near you... Till then, check us out in Ocala Magazine:

http://bluetoad.com/publication/index.php?i=414429&ver=html5&p=48#"{\"page\":48,\"issue_id\":414429"

I took my judging-duties on Nominees! - The Acting Award Show Competition! VERY SERIOUSLY. 🤓💃🏻📸🎭🏆🍾🎉 Photo by: Troy Conrad, Troy Conrad Photography Dress by: @macduggal Special thanks: Leah Goldwoman — at Nerdist Showroom at Meltdown.

My next car... will be a bedazzled ice cream truck! #heartsrevolution 🚗💥

Rules to partying with Drag Queens: 1) Find your light. 2) Don't let them outshine you. (Oh, but they'll try!) #reddressparty

I met a guy. Took him out on the town. He blogged about it. It's BRILLIANT. Read it here: (And DO NOT attempt to debate me on whether the 69 scene in "Borat" is THE greatest scene in all of cinema history. Just accept it!)

https://www.facebook.com/vincent.dignan/posts/1451678781558599

Why I use Lyft line/Uber pool: 1) It's greener. 2) It's cheaper. 3) EXPERIENCES like THESE: Last night, I told the guy I shared the ride with that I liked his shirt (it read "DONALD ERES UN PENDEJO")... Turns out, he's a MASSIVE FAN, and GAVE IT TO ME OFF HIS BACK!!! 😂👕

https://www.facebook.com/Mr.BeatsPerMinute/posts/10209465513223583

Tonight. Nerdland. That is all.

So great to see so many familiar faces this morning on the list of 2017 Emmy nominees! (Too many to fit in one collage, even!) Congrats, @mr.ryan.murphy, Angela Bassett, Denis Ohare, Chrissy Metz, Mindy Sterling, Mike Mekash, (as well as those not pictured) Eryn Krueger Mekash, Kim Ayers, James McKinnon, Jason Hamer, Luis Garcia, Silvina Knight, David Leroy Anderson, Michelle Ceglia, Eric Dawson, Seth Meyers, Kathryn Hahn, & Jessica Lange. #proud

Thanks for the shout-out, Millionair Global Magazine!

FAKE NEWS! No one is "freaking out"... Except me, if I'm really worth $8 million. (Can I get a loan?) The "now" photo was actually taken before the "then." We must not stand for this, fellow 'Mericans! SAD!

http://stantondaily.com/naomi-grossman-then-now/?singlepage=1

THANK YOU, O Comic Con for an o-some, repeat rendezvous! Appreciate my reps, Timothy Bendig & James Mullen for always dotting on us so. ;) Grateful to my Ride-Or-Dies, Bryan Stendahl, James C. Leary & Andi Davis for your unwavering friendship, always. And LOVE my fans, because "without an audience, what's the point?!"

http://www.kmaland.com/news/o-comic-con-brings-cosplay-to-kmaland/article_0cb8df5e-64dc-11e7-b34d-67178788365b.html

When coffee spilt on your photo resembles projectile vomit! Feel better, Mat Fraser! 😜☕️👗🎯

If you know us, join us for breakfast in Omaha! FB live tomorrow, 9:40am central. 🍳☕️

Looking forward to seeing old friends (talkin' to you, Bryan Stendahl, Mat Fraser, James C. Leary, James Mullen, Timothy Bendig, Andi Davis) & making some new ones at O Comic Con in Omaha this weekend!

http://www.ocomiccon.com

Simpler times... (Can you spot me???) #kidskits #happy4th

Welp! Once again, fan-mail->waterworks! Years ago, a fan battling cancer reached out with one wish: to visit the set of American Horror Story. I must've forwarded his request to the right channels, because I just got this lovely letter detailing his tour, complete with pics of his trip & fan-art! @GermanicRebuke, I don't know if you'll see this, but I'm THRILLED to hear you got your wish, and that I got mine! You are healthy again!!! 😂📽💀👶🏻

I know we're not supposed to trust the media anymore, but there's a really lovely article on me in Amaré Magazine. Trust it!

http://www.amaremagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/woocommerce_uploads/2017/06/Smaller-Compressed-Amare-Number-4.pdf

Shoe Land, you're once, twice, three times a sandal! And I thank you!

Ahoy, friends & fans! Miss me? I've been lost at sea! My dear friend, Mair Heller flew in from NYC, and whisked me away to a lesbian wedding on a yacht... I woke up the next morning in a bed with 3 gay guys in Orange County. Doh!

#tbt: Two hams & a pair of Bighorn Rhino sunglasses. Don't worry, Patricia Stephens, Imma get you a pair of your own! ❤️️😎🇬🇧💋

As much as I love to get away, I do love L.A. 💕

Short hair, don't care! Did I mention I'm digging this 'do in my new Impressions Vanity?

It's hot... too hot to wear clothes, never mind leave the house. Fortunately, my smoking hot hairdresser, Brandon Liberati makes house-calls. (Though his steamy good-looks are hardly helping this temperature-situation.) 😜💇🏻🔥😍

More shots where that last one came from... Hard NOT to look good in an Impressions Vanity Co. with Brandon Liberati styling you!

I call this: "Actress in her Boudoir." Courtesy of Impressions Vanity Co.'s stunning, new mirror, Brandon Liberati's sexy, summer pixie, and my YogaWorks/good gene-booty!

Love my Dad, despite the creepy pornstache he surprised me with at my Northwestern University graduation (featuring, coincidentally, commencement speaker-creeper, Bill Cosby). Btw, mistrial? Who else is going to the reunion?? HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, DAD!!! ❤️

Finally getting back to normal, after 3 weeks of anything but. MERCI Loïc Bugnon & everyone behind Festival Bloody week-end, for the honor of being on your jury. I'm still processing it, in all it's wonderful weirdness!

The Rocky Horror Picture Show's #Magenta (Patricia Stephens) just made our photo her profile pic. And for that, I am dancing "The Time Warp" alone in my living room!

#tbt... #fbf? I'm so jet-lagged I dunno what day it is. Though I do know I loved being pampered & presenting at the Fashion Worked #FWAwards at #londonmensfashionweek, thanks to Courtney Blackman & Candid Magazine. Styled by: Rebekah Roy Dress by: AlexanderMcqueen Hair by: Vidal Sassoon Makeup by: AOFM Makeup

I have THE MOST FUN FRIENDS!!! Gracias Christian Schliep, danke Eric Mueller, grazie Diana Century, merci Carly Abramowitz, Valerie MacCarthy & Matthew Schonfield, and thank you Courtney Blackman, James Rumsey & Patricia Stephens for the splendid summer vacay! Miss you already!!

Damnit, Janet! It's my last lunch in #london!! With whom better than #rockyhorrorpictureshow's #magenta, Patricia Stephens!

Seriously, London? You too?? #FWAwards

Outfits perhaps not appropriate for Parker Days. 😜 W/ my first friend/fashion tycoon, Courtney Blackman at Candid Magazine issue 15 launch party; photo by: Ricky Darko, makeup by: Michelle Mitchell from AOFM Makeup.

Who says men can't have fun with fashion?!? #londonmensfashionweek has been a blast! Thank you, @roxy4sassoon @sassoonsalons @AOFmakeup @mehwishzamankhan @guysdollsinfo @stoerskincare @browsbyfajj @hermione_della_ruby @armine_ohan for jzshouing me at the #lmfw #groomingroom w/ Courtney Blackman & Candid Magazine!